yourfriendthenerd

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[retroactivebakeries]

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

[vedurnan-archive]

[ozempicofficial]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[goth-queen]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[mira-marbles]

"only shooting stars break the mold"

Wrong

Haxorus

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[olgainoue]

cyanometer  for measuring the  blueness of the sky

1789

[thehowlingowl-deactivated202309]

“I am here for you, my love.”

[shakeit-bakeit-bootyquakeit]