rainbows & love & rainbows

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[fuckrozanov]

and i know ilya is blastingggggggg birthday sex by jeremih at 6 o’clock in the morning on his birthday

[shillanov]

happy birthday to my bisexual drama queen, biggest fake idgafer, sensitive caring boy, irina rozanova’s pride and joy, funniest comedian in the league, hockey’s rat king and supreme chirper ilya rozanov. i love you my captain.

[grabmyboner]

for ilya’s birthday he will be sucking shane’s dick

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[twinkwolf]

i really think a lot of the long game conflict boils down to shane saying “hey i’m really scared” and ilya thinking “well i took a meat cleaver to MY life in order to have a chance at happiness and i survived it so why the fuck can’t you do the same for me??” while he grows paler and paler from blood loss and pointedly does NOT look at the ghost of his mother who appears in the rearview mirror of his porsche cayman gt4 and whispers for him to take his pregame cens v raiders nap in the garage with the engine running

[urie]

really hurts my heart that now that hudson and connor have money they will not be dressing like two guys who just left goodwill anymore which is #hot #to #me

[urie]

im sorry but to me this is the absolute best they have ever looked and nothing comes remotely close

[mulheraum-deactivated20220623]

[shrekhollander]

Rookie Ilya asking Rookie Shane how much does he weight (how many pounds or kilograms) at the hotel gym and Shane tells him the number but he is like ???

AND THEN ILYA STARTS DOING WEIGHTED HIP THRUSTS WITH THE EXACT SAME WEIGHT THAT SHANE TOLD HIM AND HE IS ALL SWEATY AND JUST LOOKS AT SHANE AND GOES ;)

[urgetocreate]

Richard Thorn (British b.1952), Summer Begins, Watercolor

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[asadbone]

– Shane Hollander, 2010

[themoonandmyman]

sveta is soooooo hot and so so tiny. Ilya’s hands on her waist while he fucks her would send me. also he’d make sure she came twice before he cums

Her prep takes a lot longer which he’s fine with because they often have stints where she stays the night or for the weekend, so he has time. Her sweet pussy is so tight and Ilya spends like 45 minutes eating her out messy and sloppy and slow and she’s moaning so sweet that it’s music to his ears and she’s readjusting him and he’s just letting her guide it like a little left, ilyushka…yes, fuck that’s good..

And by the time he slicks up his cock he almost doesn’t need to because she’s so wet he can slide right in and fuck… he loves pussy. The smell, the sounds, the slick slap slap slap of him fucking into her and the way her cute perky tits jiggle with every thrust. and she’s Bossy.

I don’t necessarily see a strict dom/sub dynamic between them, I think their dynamic as friends feeds into their sexual dynamic and Sveta has no issue telling Ilya if he’s not quite at the right angle or if her legs are getting tired or to put your back into it Rozanov and he just grins and laughs and fucks her harder and they’re both smiling and moaning and having FUN

It’s a little different to his sex with Hollander. There’s something unique about it that stays in his chest, scraping away at his ribcage no matter how long the time and space stretches between their meetings. It’s a feeling he doesn’t want to confront just yet.

But that doesn’t make his sex with Sveta any less mind blowing and wonderful. They’re literally Best Friends…

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[lostinthesauceee]

Are you kidding me??

[loveridden1999]

that part of eating a mango where it feels like you're eating out a woman juices dripping and all #awesome