Zac

I'm just reblogging stuff that I may wanna see in the future. he/him

[zetrystan]

My villagers’ heads are completely empty, and I live for it.

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

[undercoverpopsicles]

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

[beiguangst]

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[bisexualmagnum]

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[burning-mind]

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

[unpretty]

Tubbitha

[royallyanxious]

reblog for  Tubbitha

[maxheimer-feral]

a princess.

[solitarelee]

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

[rip-paramour]

What a gorgeous kitty!

[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents dont manipulate their children. good parents dont imprison their children at home. good parents dont threaten their children. good parents dont starve their children. good parents dont harass their children.

good parents do not abuse their children.

[all-da-fandoms]

in case you don’t know weather to reblog this:

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

This makes me realize several uncomfortable things about my childhood.

[drakes-hoard]

Wait the screaming thing isn’t a normal thing?

[honey-sunny-bee]

Apparently not

[icecoldparadise]

Omg my poor babies, as a CHAD major let me lay it out for you.

Occasional “im human and im frustrated” yelling happens. Those are usually followed by apologies and genuine effort not to do that again.

But if your parent/guardian is always SCREAMING at you, especially as a way to control or make you feel inferior (insults, threats, things they know make you subdue and guilty) THIS IS EMOTIONAL ABUSE. if they are purposely contorting your emotions as a method to control that is abuse.

If someone hits, kicks, slaps, or beats you (not just a gentle nonsexual spank on the butt) THIS IS PHYSICAL ABUSE, ESPECIALLY IF IT LEAVES A BRUISE, CUT ABRAISION, ETC.

If adults are making you dance in a manner to be sexual, do sexual things, or watch sexual things inappropriate for your age THIS IS SEXUAL ABUSE. it is not always touching your/someone else’s private areas (which is ALSO abuse.)

If your parent or guardian is depriving you of things that are essential for life (food, water, shelter, weather appropriate clothes, hygiene, medical) and it is not just a “we are literally too broke to get these things but im really trying ” THIS IS NEGLECT AND IS ABUSE.

Talk to a teacher or trusted adult. Anyone in a human service setting (educators, administration, health, etc) especially those in a child/ adolescent arena are MANDATED REPORTERS: they MUST tell CPS there is a problem. If you are in immediate danger be explicit: they will call 911 to keep you safe.

This is SO fucking important please be safe my peeps.

[g3t-th1s]

wait so it isn’t normal for my mum to not take me to my doctor’s appointments as a punishment? huh.

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Please be safe fam

[spookyseinaka-remade-deactivate]

ah-

[lothloriien]

holy shit parents are like this??? 

[queer-cosette]

My parents are definitely not like this, but reblogging in case any of my followers have worries or didn’t know this 💜

[innocentcitizenthings]

We overwork people, and liberal response is

Overwork children so they’re more used to it as adults

[oglach-uisce]

[lazorsandparadox]

Some extra digging reveals that the intent of this was not to actually extend the school day, but to make it mandatory for schools to provide activities and such that kids can take advantage of after classes are over for free so that low income families dont have to spend money on after school child care. Like boys and girls club, but every school in america is required to provide it. Which us a good idra, but it looks like everyone and their mother was wording it badly to make liberals and leftists hate it because republicans didnt want to spend more on schools to make it happen

[computationalcalculator]

everyone and their mother was wording it badly to make liberals and leftists hate it because republicans didnt want to spend more on schools to make it happen

[emmablowguns]

[trenchcoatbees]

This post violently resurfaced deeply suppressed memories

[daniel-oneiroi]

My friend actually had this. And she made ice cream cakes.

Vanilla cake outside swirled with sprinkles, inside vanilla ice cream filled with various fruits, or tricolour sherbet. Chocolate cake filled with coffee caramel swirled ice cream, dusted with cappucino powder over chocolate buttercream icing. Orange cake with orange zest, filled with mango ice cream. Pineapple-orange frosting with raspberries. Sometimes she'd do this vanilla cake swirled with blackberry jam, filled with white chocolate raspberry ice cream, crushed raspberries and blackberries throughout.

They were actually really good. Short-notice, impressive, fun, with a lot more interest than box cakes with two layers for home parties like cheap birthdays.

[yournewapartment]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcu3Eqr697A

I want one!

[kingdomsaurushearts]

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[snommelp]

[llord]

If you don’t reblog this you’re a person who didn’t reblog this.

[ralfmaximus]

STOP SCROLLING unless you don’t wanna stop scrolling then by all means keep scrolling no problem have a nice day

[tobaeus]

If you see only ONE thing today, maybe it was this moose, maybe not. I don’t know your life.

[catceleste]

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. 

[catceleste]

my former teacher sent me a package. it’s the 10th anniversary this year. they’re already getting ready for march 2nd. it’s january.

[sunlesssunflower]

It’s this time of the year again :)

[catceleste]

11th year this year. more than a decade of cake day

[robotlyra]

this is such a great little tradition, and that’s a great shirt

[gayavatarstyle]

do you think Suki ever uses the “you burned down my village” card to get Zuko to do shit for her

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko: I can’t pass legislation that quickly Suki

Suki: but you’re the Fire Lord

Zuko: yeah but I can’t legalise weed overnight

Suki: wow Zuko. you’re really. burning down my dreams

Zuko:

Suki: it’s almost like

Zuko: suki

Suki: it’s just it reminds me of the time

Zuko: suki please

[eirastrid]

this post is the only thing ive been able to think about for days now 

[gayavatarstyle]

hi I love this with all my heart and soul