nothin' to see here

Icon from the Manhwa "Philomel the Fake" Don't remember the artist of the header, if you know please let me know so I can credit.

[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[qqueenofhades]

Everyone in my notes right now:

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

[thickness-protection-program]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[guineapiggies]

Via tatianaprudik

[valmoxium]

friends said he looks copypasted in the second photo 😭

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

I know he can turn it off and on but there’s still something so funny to me about the idea of Hua Cheng, the walking wind chime, getting jump scared by his stealth lord of a husband. Like Xie Lian is just built to sneak up on him. Cause not only does Hua Cheng have a giant blind spot, Xie Lian’s short king status also puts him outta Hua Cheng’s direct eye-line and he’s been a martial artist since he was like 5. He is now 800, and some change. Like, I know he is silent, and I truly wonder how long it takes Hua Cheng to wonder if he should also decorate his Dianxia in bells so he doesn’t scream and embarrass himself because he keeps getting jump-scared by him.

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[ikimaru]

I wanted to do solo pics for the others too! 👀

[miiilowo]

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

[miiilowo]

how are we feelin

[dimeadoesnt]

[ironfoot-72]

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

When this means nothing to you

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[curiousauthor]

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[melveevoicestudios]

Full circle!

Also, wowie. It’s been AGES since I’ve made @therealjacksepticeye gif edits hahaha. Old tumblr is gone. Nostalgia in full force.

(My old tumblr was thesepticactress)

[therealjacksepticeye]

Some things never change

[harunayuuka]

Leona: *posted a photo of his wife (MC) on Magicam holding a stray cat with the caption 'Took me two and half years for my wife to love me and the little fucker did it in 10 seconds'.*

The comments:

“Skill issue.” — Ruggie

“You know what's better than a big cat? Small cat. Lawl.” —Idia

Leona: *frowning* Those two...

[emily-jades]

jacksepticeye says FUCK ICE

[therealjacksepticeye]

Just to avoid any confusion, I mean it exactly as it sounds.

Fuck anyone who preys on minorities and vulnerable groups.

[hootyhoowoo]

Did somebody say lesbian cumplane?

[treecitysessions]

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

immediate friendship