If You Use A Mask To Be Yourself, Is It A Mask?

Ko-Fi | AO3 He/him for simplicity's sake, but I don't really care. Adult (legally, not emotionally). Definitely gay and definitely nonbinary. I attempt to write, I attempt to sing, and I attempt to love this journey at all times. I am three things in no particular order: Loquacious, Audacious, and Ostentatious. This is my trinity of queer.

[bogleech]

...Isn't that, like, exactly what they're terrified "communism" was going to make them do?

[daikonsalad]

I don’t know though. It would do wonders for some ppl’s rancid attitudes. You can always tell when someone has never done any kind of service work in their entire lives.

#I’ve always said that instead of compulsory military service ppl should have to work for a year in either retail or food service

#can’t let rich f*cks pay their way out of it though

#just sayin’

[moral-autism]

I really don't think this would improve anything. Forced labor builds resentment, not goodwill towards the people doing the coercion. (And rich people would to some extent leave the country over it.)

[argumate]

serious rhetorical question: why not just pay people to do the work

[chrissongzzz]

So how do they make that?

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

This just raises more questions for me 🤦🏾‍♂️

[pondwitch]

what the FUCK

[pochowek]

[brunhiddensmusings]

this is whats called a ‘coffer dam’, you basically build some walls, drop them in the water, tie them together, and then pump out the water from your new hole in the water so you can build while staying dry its oddly not that hard- the flippin ROMANS were able to do it with logs and mud

occasionally particularly devious people would use this to hide treasure or tombs underneath the river so its not only impossible to find but impossible to get to without an engineer division

[somethingdnd]

that last part gives me ideas for campaigns

[docschott]

Archaeologists have been excavating a lake in.. wanna say Switzerland. There were fences of wooden pales and spears around enormous deposits of battlefield spoils, skulls, &cetera. They’re pretty sure a water-Cult was making fortified camps of their enemies on the bottom of the lake and then symbolically feeding them to it.

[negatinginfinity-deactivated201]

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

my brother kept playing with two ssds so I said "aw you're making them kiss" and he answered "yeah. and there's a 500 gb difference between them. barely legal" I'm going to blow him up

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

told him he was making numbers on tumblr (28 notes) and he said "stop using me for views I don't want furries to start hitting on me in the street" I fear his views of this website might be skewed

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

I'm not saying that there aren't furries on this website btw. I'm saying nobody's getting laid thanks to tumblr notes

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

this is like finding out all your friends were having secret orgy meetings and you were the only one not invited

[butchfagminotaur]

shoutout to lions for being so cool they got named king of a biome they don’t even live in

[polyphonetic]

monarchal imperialism...

[ot3]

my problem is that i dont want to be a professional artist but i also have never wanted to do anything but be an artist

[teaboot]

wanna get sponsored by a lord so I can live on one of their many sprawling estates and make funny little paintings until I die of consumption

[forthegothicheroine]

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[kore-arts]

Aaaah those time were great when it came to DC and starwars fics for me

[scolipede]

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

[moronpolice]

i had to adapt to fucking survive

[armandgender]

writing is so fun

[armandgender]

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

[john-barrymore]

[evilweasel]

(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty

[midnigtartist]

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[turochamp]

[tatuung]

comments that make you go hmmm

[catchymemes]

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[transpigeon]