i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
hey op good news
we're not kids anymore.
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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
hey op good news
friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her
-threw out the floor mats entirely bc theres magic the gathering cards molded into them
-found an axe formely belonging to a friend who is now in jail
-four trash bags worth of clothes and an untold amount of fast food trash
guys theres a pile of chicken bones down there from wingstop im so scared
AND i hear "hey dude can i use ur washing machine real quick" and she pulls out a pair of pants from, i shit you not, 1940 and theyre moldified into a SOLID. those pants survived a war and couldnt last a year in her fucking shitbox istfg
shes cleaning out the Broken Glass Area of the backseat (normal thing to have. been there FOUR FUCKING YEARS)
fuckin blindly sticks her hand under the seat and pulls out a fully intact URANIUM GLASS PLATE. "for you :D" ... GIRL
"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both
i swear to god im not exaggerating here. anyway heres an incomplete list of everything we found inside:
-axe (stolen)
-earrings made out of dentures
-flavored condoms
-a quilt
-hello kitty sweater (stolen from a DIFFERENT ex-friend with a felony charge)
-deer spine
-baseball sized wad of human hair
-""sex apron""
-uranium glass plate
-pile of non-uranium non-car glass
-rollerblades
-complete phantom of the opera cd set
-magic the gathering cards mold-ified into a brick
-lego millennium falcon
-a CUTLASS??? (for "self defense")
-the back bumper of the car
-an entire fucking ant colony
and finally, perhaps the most disturbing,
-a pack of vanilla wax melts, inexplicably unmelted and intact despite sitting inside this terrarium-with-a-prius-wrapped-around-it in 100 degree heat for god knows how long
i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.
guys i cant take it anymore
bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup
@entities-of-posts
The Corruption
Reblogging this again actually because I just checked the notes and this only confirms the diagnosis
Valuable supplemental research.
#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
It’s a win win. I
get a bit of hope, you get
a cute birb photo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
world heritage post
I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.
supervisor asked me to draw a snowman on our chalkboard so I drew a little snowman on a piece of cardboard and showed it to them. “Oh, that’s cute–WHY DOES IT HAVE PEOPLE LEGS”
>:]
EDIT: my art has received stunning reviews such as:
“what is wrong with you???!”
“that’s disturbing”
“WHY”
“I’m having a panic attack”
“get that Steven King garbage away from me”
“I like his showgirl legs”
came in today and couldn’t find the snowman doodle so I scribbled another one real quick and put it where the first one had been. Supervisor came back from lunch and I’m “how’s Frosty been” and they look over and say “oh he’s still in the same–WAIT THAT’S A DIFFERENT ONE THERE ARE TWO NOW” O_O
so of course I doodled some more on break. Tomorrow they’re going to come in to Buff Frosty and Ballet Legs Frosty
>:]
Where is the drawing @abutterflyobsession?!? Show us the cursed image!!!!
tbh I’m not sure how cursed they really are because my coworkers are weak. Have a couple quick recreations:
This first one is what started all the fuss. Kinda tame, really.
this one is waiting for my supervisor to find tomorrow morning. Buff Leggy Frosty
this is a tumblr-only one because the Ballet Leg Frosty I doodled at work looks a lot different
coworker: what are these drawings for?
supervisor: she draws them to TORMENT ME
me: so I’ve been tormenting my coworkers with Leggy Snowmen
therapist: you what
me: if you give me a piece of paper I can show you
therapist: … no. Okay, yes.
me: *draws frosty and shows it to him*
therapist:
therapist: *takes paper and pen away from me* there’s something wrong with you
me: finally! a professional diagnosis!
square up leggy frosty is back again
this is for all the people who tagged this post as ‘unhinged’ thank you so much I am delighted
every day is leg day for frosty
coworker keeps doodling weird monsters everywhere so I must retaliate
‘tis the season
@baddywronglegs
Stellar use of talent and art supplies, many happy returns on this horrible creature
Best News of Last Week
Hi again! Erica here with this week’s Feel Good News — take a deep breath, relax, and enjoy these stories.
1. Renewables overtake coal as world’s biggest source of electricity
Renewable energy overtook coal as the world’s leading source of electricity in the first half of this year - a historic first, according to new data from the global energy think tank Ember. Electricity demand is growing around the world but the growth in solar and wind was so strong it met 100% of the extra electricity demand, even helping drive a slight decline in coal and gas use.s.
2. California bans declawing cats under new law
Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law Thursday that will make it illegal to declaw a cat in California, a practice that lawmakers and animal advocates argued is outdated and inhumane.
3. New California law bans loud ads on streaming services for ‘peace and quiet’
California has enacted a new law that requires streaming services like Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, and YouTube to ensure that audio levels during commercial breaks do not suddenly spike. The legislation, signed by Governor Gavin Newsom, forces these powerful streaming platforms to comply with existing regulations that have barred television broadcasters from broadcasting overly loud commercials since 2010. The new law aims to provide some much-needed peace and quiet to California households by preventing streaming ads from being louder than the shows viewers want to watch. Given that many streaming platforms are based in California, this new state law could set a national standard and lower volumes across the country.
4. Dog leads Florida deputy to missing 86-year-old woman who fell while walking him
A dog named Eeyore turned into a rescuer, leading a Florida sheriff’s deputy to where a missing 86-year-old woman had fallen while walking him, bodycam footage shows.
5. Police in London actually followed up on a stolen iPhone using location tracking supplied by victim. They made more than a dozen arrests and dismantled an international gang suspected of smuggling 40,000 phones to China.
Police in the UK have dismantled an international gang suspected of smuggling up to 40,000 stolen mobile phones from the UK to China over the past year. The investigation was triggered after a victim traced a stolen iPhone to a warehouse near Heathrow Airport. Police arrested 18 suspects and recovered over 2,000 stolen devices, believing the gang was responsible for exporting up to half of all phones stolen in London. The number of phone thefts in London has almost tripled in the last four years, with a growing demand for second-hand phones driving the rise. While the police have taken action, many victims criticize the lack of resources and response from authorities in addressing the phone theft epidemic.
6. Breakthrough Blood Test Detects Head and Neck Cancer up to 10 Years Before Symptoms
A novel blood test called HPV-DeepSeek has shown the ability to detect head and neck cancers linked to human papillomavirus (HPV) up to 10 years before symptoms arise. This early detection capability could allow for earlier and less aggressive treatment, improving outcomes for patients. The HPV-DeepSeek test uses whole-genome sequencing to identify tiny fragments of HPV DNA that circulate in the blood. In a study, the test accurately identified 27 out of 28 cancer cases, including samples collected up to 10 years prior to diagnosis. This suggests HPV-DeepSeek could enable screening for HPV-associated head and neck cancers, which currently lack established screening options. The researchers are now validating the findings in a larger, blinded study to further demonstrate the test’s ability to detect these cancers years before symptoms develop.
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I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES
the only eyes it's right to describe as orbs
Yup, orbs
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else
guys you need to stop rebloging this I've been salmonsharked over 2k times from the notes pls spare me
y'all please this was meant to be a jaja funny 20 notes post what the fuck
Reblogging to spread the word to stop reblogging this post! If you all do the same, maybe we can raise enough awareness to solve OP's problem!
if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead
Remember that this game was supposed to be educational.
I like how this game was specifically constructed with an internal forbidden words list, but rampant profanity ended up being the LEAST of this game’s madnesses.
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