Zentenal

They/Xir/Ze - My gender is no (: The theme is chaos at this point. It’s an amalgamation of some of my special interests

[skyecreationss]

[zentenal]

Our constellations, maybe not in the stars hut in our hearts. Until someone finds another and gets to call it Laika and Félicette

[im-literally-so-dun]

Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once

[zentenal]

Still can't believe ao3 is no longer beta. I thought beta was forever, its thing. Now my baby is grown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”

[nienna14]

“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“shit that’s not in the script”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i thought we cancelled this story arc”

[jelly-writings]

“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“oof that’ll hit the ratings”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“in this political climate???”

[hedgehogradio]

Crazy how 6 years later, the quirky inserts just became mainstream vernacular. Aint that right, chat?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reality jumped the shark so bad the whole writer’s room got fired and now we’re all meta-aware

[zentenal]

We had an inkling then the 4th wall just fell on us

[writingdose]

education is important

[zentenal]

Why is it explicit Yuri? I mean I get it, but the question stands

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[zentenal]

There isn't, you're the best we have (:

[lilmiaowkittie]

[comfort-care]

[wyldstallyn]

[slowspinningredemption]

[zentenal]

Buy the first, second not so much. They aren’t ducks, and ducks are always better then anything else

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

lukewarm vampires

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no listen to me vampires are only "cold" compared to living humans who have a pulse built-in heating unit. but it's not like they have built in refrigeration. the undead aren't actually "cold" per se at best they're room temperature. lukewarm vampires

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a vampire's temperature should vary based entirely on their surrounding temperature. they're only described as “cold” bc they spend so much time in dank dark dwellings, when actually they're the temperature of a water balloon that's been sitting around for awhile

(incidentally that's also why too much direct sunlight kills them, they expand so fast they explode)

[zentenal]

So if you introduce the sun slowly like fish in a new tank they’ll be good?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr entertain me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr please when is it MY turn to be amused. provide me with whimsy i beg you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are so bad at this. the (best) collective noun for a group of clowns is a "trunkload." "Caligula" was a cutesy childhood nickname meaning "little boots." ventriloquism was originally a religious practice; ancient greeks used their tummy noises to talk to ghosts. i have to do everything around here

[cdarklock]

But surely you can see that you provide US with more amusement when YOU are starved of it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

When am I allowed to be happy.

[cipheramnesia]

No problem! I know great solution to this. Famous tumblr clown Gaudy is in town tonight! We all go watch, the clown shuffle and dance in the clown cage, and we throw old moldy potatoes! Great fun! Will for sure cheer you up. I give you moldy potato, we throw them together, no?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NOT THE MOLDY POTATOES PLEASE NO MORE POTATOE I AM COVERED IN POTATOE BRUISE

[zentenal]

The dance for us Jester, entertain us

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

[t-a-c]

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

[teratorequests]

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

[mikkeneko]

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

[morganoperandi]

Liminal spaces, ya’ll.

[we-are-rogue]

Aye, rules-lawyering is exactly as old as rules.

@we-are-lawyer

[xcziel]

all of these guys just failed to read the terms and conditions

[kneecuts]

My favourite of this trope is from The Scottish Play where our protag is told: “No man of woman born” can kill him.

Only for our boy MacDuff to be like “Bitch, I was a C-section baby” *stab*.

[zentenal]

The Scottish Play? Do you mean Macbeth? Shakespeare play, writing by Englishman Shakespeare, Macbeth?

[zentenal]

I keep refreshing ao3 like a kid asking ‘are we there yet’ despite knowing ao3 themselves have said it’ll be a few hours still

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding fish

[deertwoheads]

I'll take your word for it man

[zentenal]

The frog slowly disappearing into the rocks:

[zentenal]

I got to bed after my baby is dead (in the middle of reason when it went down so I noticed almost immediately) and wake up and shes still gone ):

AO3, my love, come back, I need you - it’s been 8 hours

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[zentenal]

Every show trying to get miscommunication between two well communicated characters

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]

[segamascott]

[zentenal]