[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

[transmeddragon]

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[those-goddamn-bats]

[badkidgorgug]

STOP

[aquilacalvitium]

Surviving the 2018 Tumblr purge like

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

this is a farely recent post but it has an ancient tumblr vibe to it

[autisticandwinning]

Ancient tumblr resurface after the purge

Tumblr: the reawakening

[hashtagloveloses]

i bring a curse on all your houses

[redrainyumbrella]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A man is driving a van full of penguins and is pulled over by a cop…

Keep reading

[develop-your-oc]

A group of geese is a gaggle, a group of herons is a siege — what would a group of your OCs be called? (Either all your OCs as a group, or a single OC multiplied to create a group.)

[develop-your-oc]

…are y’all okay? 👀

[zirate]

@endless-fluffering

[mygoldenwolf]

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

[lcsingstars-moved]

how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.

i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.

i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:

Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.

[faunafemes]

I just sent myself five of these. none of them came through.

[thedogandthewitch-deactivated20]

I just did this myself last night and out of the ten ask I sent myself only one came through.

Please know if I’m not responding to you, your ask, or your messages, I am not willingly ignoring you. I am however doing my best to try and stay in contact with everyone.

[sanderssidecanons]

sorry to everyone who tagged me or sent me an ask. If I didn’t react to it, tumblr didn’t show me.

[dragonsateyourtoast]

Oh god damn it I’m trying to do a friendly prompt meme and now Tumblr is eating my stuff? God damn it!

[asks4all]

Weird 80s Songs Asks

Sweet Child of Mine - What are some baby names you cannot stand?

Thriller - What’s your favorite horror movie?

Purple Rain - Do you like storms?

Physical - Do you work out?

Dr. Feelgood - Have you ever done drugs?

Mickey - What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done for a crush?

Start Me Up - Do you get mad easily?

Call Me - Ever done something embarrassing for money?

I Love Rock n’ Roll - What’s your favorite music genre?

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

Fight for Your Right - Ever been to a party?

London Calling - Would you survive the apocalypse?

Come on Eileen - Do you mumble?

Don’t Stop Believing - Are you more optimistic or pessimistic?

Rock With You - Are you a good dancer?

[rvsirene]

Tag yourself-cartoon girls I had a crush on as a child edition

[barbara-lazuli]

smart sam. love intellectuals

[coreymbarnes]

If you’re someone who wants to make original stuff for people to see, DO IT!!! 

Your worth as an artist is not determined by the number of Tumblr notes you get. Followers are NOT a currency. Don’t worry about instant gratification, because you’re creating something only you can own for the rest of your life! It will take you longer to build up an audience around something that doesn’t have a pre-loaded fanbase. In fact it’ll probably take longer than you think, but you’ll have a much more satisfying artistic career.

[joegran]

[angelartist]

Every artist needs to see this

[jaycee-penny-art]

Yesssss

[bloo-the-dragon]

[smol-chugi]

This is a very good comic… it’s nice :’) <3

[avri-02-deactivated20200119]

cierto, muy cierto 

[sketchdeath]

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t tell me Lupita is not an airbender

[barbara-lazuli]

clothes bender

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[barbara-lazuli]

i wish the abandoned baby could’ve been adopted by that family too tho

[niyarest]

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

[kappagecko]

👼☠☠

[kri-marie-b-the-nb]

????????

[alchemical-anya]

🐶#️⃣

[pattykrabbies]

🍔🦀

[2queer2deer]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🦌🦌

[angelicera]

👼🕑

[endless-fluffering]

🔄🐥😭

[zirate]

🧟‍♂️➕🤠⚔➡️🧟‍♂️⚔

[volgotha]

Hey, SU Fandom; Part 2:

“Rose is horrible for not loving Pearl back!” “She NEVER acknowledged that love!!” “How could she choose Greg over her!??” “and then left them all to become Steven!?!” “She didn’t have to give up her gem!!” “She could have had him ‘normally’!!”

I’m sorry you’re all so hurt, but…. here’s another thing?

Pearl’s love for Rose was toxic in its co-dependency. She needed Rose’s approval to feel any kind of self-worth. Rose wanted Pearl to be her own person, to love someone for their own sake, like Mystery Girl, not because she has a toxic need to. 

Pink had a Pearl. Her very own. That’s like feeding a love potion to someone; of course they will love you; they were literally made for you. Doesn’t Pink deserve to know a complete stranger can love her, like Greg?  Not to mention, there is a creep-factor here now; If she could tell Pearl not to speak of something again, what else could she tell Pearl to do against her will? I don’t think Pink wanted that, wanted a relationship with that kind of power over someone– And that is the best fucking thing about her:

She did NOT want power over anyone, unlike Yellow and Blue. She just wants to be free. If that isn’t redeeming enough for you…

Think this shit through pls SU fandom, these Utopian Loves between some of these characters were toxic af from the very beginning. All of this conflict needed to happen for things to improve.

[shrineart]

GOD. BLESS.

[sabertoothwalrus]

not only this, but I’m starting to think that one of the reasons Rose decided to have a baby is because she recognised this, and she knew Pearl couldn’t properly be free without her there.

And it’s true!! Look at how much development Pearl has had since Steven started living with them!!

[introvert-celeste]

This also goes for Garnet and Amethyst, to a degree. All three were dependent on Rose in some way: validation for Pearl, inspiration for Garnet, and a mother figure for Amethyst. The entire group revolved around her, just like the colony and her court. Pink wanted to “finally be free,” for her status to lose meaning, to be “just Rose,” so I doubt such devotion from her team was something she actually wanted, certainly not from Pearl, whose devotion was previously a result of her purpose.

Regardless of Rose’s past actions, you can’t deny that she cared, and her decision to remove herself from the equation–allowing Steven to take her place–was perhaps the best decision she ever made. They’ve come so far.

[dmbakura]

ah yes. the four art styles. realism, cartoon, disney, and Anime

[vulture-jack]

[voidsparkk]

New ask game: tell me where I am on this chart

[katkalis-the-fanartist-oldblog]

PLEASE TELL ME

[cageyshick0592-deactivated20200]

I wanna know from you guys!owo 

[catbountry]

I’m pretty sure I know where I am but I wanna hear it from you guys.

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[surfinthehighway]

Season 1 foreshadowing the trend of seeing Pink Diamond through reflections

[barbara-lazuli]

wat

[zirate]

@endless-fluffering

[spudfuzz]

Was too fun to make.

[d3dans]

For my followers to reference:

do your research and go wild

[poultrymancy]

Holy shit this is seriously fantastic!!!

[ourartandsouls]

Dude… there’s highlights and shadows of each color too?? BLESS YOUR SOUL!