I can't think.

We do the enlightenment and occasionally door hinges.

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[socksual-innuendos]

Is this what you make while im asleep

[fallout-lou-begas]

yeah and i had the washing machine running and everything so it was like defusing a bomb

[beemovieerotica]

[lifelong-yearning]

[honeylemony]

[viktor-sbor]

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.

[riverlarking]

whenever i reblog a serious feminist post in the middle of silly things

[closet-keys]

"biological" really just means "state enforced" at this point

"what is your state enforced sex?" "there are two state enforced genders" "use state enforced pronouns to identify students" "transition is against your body's state enforced purpose"

[capnsoapy]

When some TERFs started saying "biological name" (instead of "deadname") it really said this out loud.

[souperluminal]

05.11 - He's a long way from home

[archermarks]

[babehog]

ohhhh you’re baby hog

[great-and-small]

The group chat officially deemed me an “eccentric” just because I’m doing an Argonian ichthyologist play-through of Skyrim rn where my character is writing a thesis on Cyrodilic Spadetails and I shared the character’s hypothetical research folder that I created to help with my immersion in the role.

Like sorry I take the RP in RPG seriously but how else would I get into the headspace of a character who is only slaying dragons to sell their bones and fund research that will hopefully be published in the Tamriel Journal of Limnetic Science??

[paladingineer]

Something tells me you would like my Oblivion character. Claudia Hospitallus, census taker for the Empire and reluctant Hero. Also a little bit insane, as one would have to be to repeatedly march into hell and fight its inhabitants in the name of bureaucracy.

"Fine, I'll deliver the amulet. I have to go to the Priory to record the residents anyway."

"Am I a worthy knight? Sir, I am a census taker. But sure, I'll make a pilgrimage; I'm on the road all the time anyway."

"Well, it's pretty close to nightfall and nobody's going to be answering their doors for the census, I guess I can go kill those goblins for you."

"Ugh, people went into that Oblivion Gate? Damn, guess I have to go in to record them if they're still alive. Might as well try to close it while I'm in there. The things I do for my job."

[great-and-small]

Claudia is so fucking cool holy shit

[lostxanadu]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[minubell]

AU where Sauron literally pours all of his cruelty and malice and will to dominate all life into the One Ring...

And then just fucking stares at at it for five seconds before dropping it on the ground and leaving because without all that stuff he's Nice now.

[writerxwren]

Why does this sound like crackfic C.S. Lewis would write just to get back at Tolkien for disapproving of him putting a lamppost in Narnia

[zirobo]

I think that if Tolkien was reacting to this idea, I think he'd find the potential consequences darkly amusing.

After all, evil is not a "thing" in Tolkien's world so much as it is a corruption of an underlying and understandable or even virtuous instinct. Sauron wasn't born wicked, but rather became that way because of his susceptibility towards domineering instincts—a result of greatly valuing order, neatness, and symmetry, which when coupled with the ability to put things in order transforms into a desire for control, which warps into a need for domination. Pair this with pride in his powers, skill, and capability which naturally transforms into arrogance and you've got something we can recognizably describe as evil.

And so the tragedy becomes that, even if all of his most toxic corruption were poured into the One Ring, he would still go down the path he did all those millenia ago. He would justify everything as ordering Middle Earth, rationalizing that men and orcs require strong guiding order that he can provide (otherwise they organize without virtue and kill each other) and that Ñoldor Elves remain in Middle Earth illegitimately as colonizers (which is almost literally true—the Valar certainly saw them that way anyway), and then suddenly all of those natural, uncorrupted instincts produce corruption again and the Ring doesn't have to do anything.

And that's the thing: the One Ring's corruptive nature is not something Sauron imbued in it knowingly or intentionally (he never intended for it to be wielded by anybody but him), rather it is an emergent property of the One Ring, mirroring Sauron's own corruption onto whoever is wearing it by introducing his mind and thought-processes into their own mind.

So yeah, even if this was the case, it sadly wouldn't have made a difference. Sauron had become way too good at justifying everything he was doing to himself.

[dogmotifv2]

from what we can tell "full movie online free" seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[teathattast]

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[hexjulia]

american puritan names have nothing on the first name of this 17th century dutch woman artist i just read about. my girl Tesselschade ('texel damage') named after the shipwrecking of her father's 44 trade ships on the coast of the island Texel in 1593.

[hexjulia]

supposedly it was as a reminder of the vanity of worldly wealth or whatever but i do think it's very funny for a woman in the VOC era to have such a capitalism themed name. Stockmarketcollapse you were named for a very memorable time in daddy's life,