don't look at me in that tone of voice

many hellos

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[mxjohnnie]

This makes me happy.

[persephonesecretlair]

“It’s still fuck mineral water tho.” 😂😂😂😂

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[evilhouseplant]

i work in hospitality and i relate to this on a spiritual level

[buck--y]

@campsearchlight

[mashable]

British tea drinking etiquette perfectly explained in charts

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

I am a philistine who doesn’t put milk in tea at all but this amuses me greatly

[fuckyeahloldemort]

I’m fucking dead

[chinese-silk]

LORD ALMIGHTY

[cranberryish]

give that man a medal

[zmindz]

what a fucking hero

[avianawareness]

Jazzly Bear SanGra

[becausebirds]

There is an imposter in our midst.

[emils-bizarre-adventure]

@zmindz

[zmindz]

YES

[schnetzlarchive]

this girl said my sweater wasnt “christmassy enough” and i got really mad so i drew everyone in it

[zmindz]

Dude, I have that one! It's fantastic.

[hplyrikz]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via hplyrikz)

[froginakettle]

They got a bunch of girls drunk and then surprise them with puppies. One of them started literally crying.

This is the best prank ever

[evawrites]

“I should not drink whiskey; I can’t protect them.”

[threegoatsinatrenchcoat-deactiv]

@blkoutqueen @pomarchy @socialistexan @slowseacat @bunnyxerneas @sugahcake @loryisunabletosupinate

[zmindz]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

[papertownsy]

THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE

[fairylightsphil]

what do people with irregular periods do?

[setter-senpai-deactivated201903]

cry because we’re screwed to eternity and no amount of planning and calculating can save us

[leviackernman]

its fuckin russian rulette every god damn day

[jensenacklesruinedmylife]

there’s literally no way to win and it’s a living hell.

[siegfriedandroy]

This is the MONEY BIRD 💰 💰 💰 REBLOG AND MONEY WILL COME YOUR WAY!

[shanesgayboner4ilyascurlyhair]

not even kidding, i just received an email about my revised financial aid package and the amount of grant money i received nearly doubled. money bird is REAL

[fionaostbyillustration]

replap adn have a New Dollar?

[squoodles]

Yes

[thebestoftumbling]

SHE’S SO TALENTED

[pardonmewhileipanic]

when does her album drop?!

[slamtaro]

[kingsmod]

I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

[aurotoiras]

spookymingos help this poor zombie

[virozero]

I’m afraid Disco fever is incurable even with necromancy magic :-:

[aurotoiras]

;-;7

[roundtop]

congrats to everyone on their period during the blood moon, enjoy your slayer powers

[diamondnokouzai]

“shitty memory” aesthetic

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it

[zmindz]

Bars + Pokemon Go

Dude 1: Bro, look at that girl. She keeps looking over here. I think she's into you man

Dude 2: [looks at girl]

...

...

...

Dude 2: No dude...she wants a battle.

-DJ STARTS PLAYING EPIC TRAINER BATTLE MUSIC-

-CENTER OF THE CLUB TURNS INTO POKEMON ARENA-