just fangirling over here...

Zuri | 20 | she/they | 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇿 | scrivener of the maggot family currently obsessing over ineffable husbands, dead gay wizards and a certain spaceman (iykyk) while listening to Hamilton while playing the Sims 4 ((mostly reblogs nowadays))

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[zonzolik]

tonight, we steal the moon?

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

If I see a fic tagged #Ilya Rozanov is obsessed with Shane Hollander and it doesn't have the accompanying tag #Shane Hollander is obsessed with Ilya Rozanov, I scroll past. I am #strict.

[drawballa]

1:24 AM 🌙

[gaynehollander]

At some point after the cottage but before the public outing TMZ does an article on “Ilya Rozanov’s most high-profile hookups” which is essentially just a list of Instagram models with paparazzi shots and blurry cellphone pics of Ilya at the club. Shane scrolls through it, absolutely seething, because he is Ilya’s most high-profile hookup - maybe not by their metric, which seems to be Instagram followers, but Shane hasn’t heard about a single one of these women, apart from Svetlana whom he wouldn’t have recognised if not for Ilya talking about her. The guys are talking about it in the locker room, as if Ilya’s a legend for getting with all of these supposedly very desirable women (although that is decidedly not the way the guys phrase it) and Shane is absolutely furious because he can’t tell anyone that none of these women got to keep him. He is the only one who’s gotten to call Ilya his. He is the only person Ilya’s been in love with.

Anyway, after the next Boston/Montreal game Ilya shows up to practice genuinely looking like he’s been mauled. His entire body is covered in hickeys and bruises that look suspiciously like bite marks - his neck is basically covered in purpling marks with a fair few centred on his chest but a couple of the bruises trail further down, one on his pubic bone, a couple on his thighs, and the darkest one on his hip, a large circle of clear teeth marks - not only that but his back has been practically scratched to ribbons. Ilya is basically a walking sign spelling out “TAKEN - BACK OFF” and when the gossip of Ilya Rozanov apparently having been locked down by a wild animal reaches the Montreal locker room Shane can’t help the proud little smile that blooms on his face because, yes, that’s his man.

[starmaker-astral]

Why Asa is named like that :

First Asa in Hebrew means Doctor and Healer

BUT it also can be the nickname of the demon Azazel, WHO GAVE KNOWLEDGE TO HUMANITY (Asa is a former professor, and working at a bookshop. Cant be more explicit than that)

An Healer and doctor but also fallen angel, human incarnate

(Bonus point for some accent, when you pronounce A.Z. Fell, the A.Z. sounds like Asa)

Im crying

[cesiscribbles]

Undercover! + a little follow up to the previous bow tie comic

Also thank you to Umi on bluesky for the name idea with "Azirastopheles" ❤️

⚠️ Please don't reupload my art (this also counts for translations of my comics) ⚠️

[glassiskies]

hey guys. anyone else thinking about the trailer. anyone else thinking. um. anyone else

[fish3s]

we all know what happened when those doors closed

-> cסmmission info!

[vidavalor]

Do you think Crowley's face here means that the finale is gonna have a happy ending??🤔

Baby, there is no way on Frances McDormand's green Earth that this show does not have a happy ending. Zero risk of a bad ending. Zero. Trying to figure out what's happening? Start with a happy ending and work backwards-- it is that sure of a thing. It's called Good Omens. It's a romantic fantasy comedy. It will have the sweetest, warmest, coziest, loveliest heart soar of an ending, don't you fret a moment over it.

[lady-merian]

Ides of March? no no you misheard me I said Rides of March. On this day we ride onto the Pelennor Fields to meet the armies of Mordor in battle. The stabbing of a guy is still relevant tho.

[zonzolik]

I had no idea battle of Minnas Tirith was on the same day... more to celebrate tho

I thereby proclaim march 15th to be the official STAB THE EVIL GUY DAY

[kotse]

lifetime ban from tummy time

commission me on kofi

[ineffable-crow]

Guys! GUYS! LISTEN TO ME!

The Book of Life is Good Omens.

I just had this absolutely INSANE realisation while rewatching season 2.

We have this very random scene of Jim finding and reading the first sentence of the Good Omens book. At first, it seems like it's just a cool reference for the fans, but WHAT IF IT ISN'T?

What if THAT is the Book of Life???

I have no idea of what this could mean for the plot. But I caught this out of nowhere and now I'm going FERAL!

(also, the book has a blank cover with nothing written on it. and the shot is framed in a way that cuts right before Aziraphale's name is mentioned)

[everythingsallticketyboo-2000]

Honestly I'm just glad Crowley's still calling Aziraphale 'angel' in the trailer

[fuckrozanov]

i know we love the board checks during the fuckfest montage but this check post-tuna meltdown fucking kills me. ilya is just so. look me in the eyes. do you miss me. do you regret it. am i losing you for good am i losing you for good am i losing you for good.

[safapancake]

this actually got a thousand likes on twitter so i thought id share it here too lol

[hollanovstars]

People are joking about Jacob's comment regarding the s2 budget and "the folks at Peloton will make you rich" but that is literally the strategy. Both Hudson and Connor are little artist freaks who are in film for the love of the game, and by taking these lucrative advertising deals they are ensuring they make enough money while being able to take the roles they want. Heated Rivalry doesn't pay their bills, Verizon and Peloton and Tiffany and Balenciaga do, so they can spend 8 precious weeks in Toronto this summer doing what they love. They can take roles in niche Canadian indies and fund their own projects without having to worry about making rent.

It's a joke, but it's also the point. They are both clearly giving themselves room to be picky and only take the roles they want. It's smart as fuck and I applaud them and their teams for it and won't ever judge the boys for their commercial gigs.

[penandinkprincess]

okay but with how much of ilya's personality is getting satisfaction about taking care of his loved ones and how much he loves taking care of shane in particular, i'm CACKLING about shane nearly killing him the first time he tries out praise on him in bed

*shane* loves being praised and told how good he is, so he decides to flip it around and try it on ilya because that always goes so well with stuff like techniques in bed

but ilya gets hit with "fuck, you're so good to me" and 0.0 and before he can even START to recover from that, shane (who is still in the zone, eyes closed, just fully Lost In It) doubles back with a "god, you take such good care of me"

and ilya fully almost blacks out

shane startles back to reality to ilya pulling away and having to sit on the edge of the bed and put his head between his knees and shane is just *tentative pat pat* what...just happened????

[gloryhollanovjah]

Adding @penandinkprincess tags too bc 😍😍😍