Nic’s Bullshit

❗️CHECK PINNED FOR INTERACTIONS LIST AND MORE INFO❗️ Hello! I’m Nicholas. You can call me Nic or anything else that you want to—I don’t mind. I’m 21 years old. I use any pronouns and am agender. I don’t do much on tumblr, but i’m here anyways :) —————— (NSFW) Twitter: @ zorostier3sub Discord: zorostier3sub#4299 (Art) Tumblr: @tier3art ————— ❕profile + banner are NOT mine, credits to their creators! ❕

[zorostier3sub]

❗️INTERACTIONS LIST + GENERAL INFO

Hey! Welcome to my blog. Before you proceed to enjoy my shitty content, please review the following 😁

DO NOT INTERACT (DNI) IF YOU…

Oppress and/or harass someone for their opinions that aren’t problematic or affecting you directly

Use someone’s mental problems to insult, harass, attack, etc them

Are ableist, sexist, ageist, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc

Are a powerscaler. All that drama makes me uncomfortable

YOU CAN INTERACT IF YOU…

Won’t attack others who views do not align with yours

Are a generally good person

PLEASE INTERACT IF YOU…

Are a close friend

Ship ZoLu (romantically, sexually, platonically, etc.)

Enjoy One Piece

Think Roronoa Zoro is at least a little queer

Generally a chill person :)

There may be exceptions, but this is the general list.

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WHAT CONTENT CAN YOU EXPECT TO SEE ON THIS ACCOUNT?

Zoro x Luffy

General things I find funny

Shitposting

Law x Zoro (not as common)

Zoro fanboying

The occasional serious talk

Lots of reblogs

Thank you for checking out my account! Now that you’ve made it to the end, feel free to enjoy the shit I talk about lol. I may or may not update this list every now and then

- Nicholas

[chuckwinchester]

Just sos you knows, AO3 is down under a DDOS attack right now. They’ve been coming back in little blips and then disappearing again. It’s been several hours. (For reference, it’s currently 3 p.m. eastern, July 10, 2023.)

https://twitter.com/AO3_Status/status/1678468065070030856

The culprit (as with a few other DDOS attacks recently) is Anonymous Sudan, a group that is likely Russian, not Sudanese. The ‘reason’ they gave–that AO3 is “full of disgusting smuts and other LGBTQ+ and NSFW things,” is thin and probably not completely legit, though still legitimately concerning.

The AS claim: https://twitter.com/FalconFeedsio/status/1678397195039526912

Reporting on AS: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-28/anonymous-sudan-does-group-behind-microsoft-cyberattack-have-ties-to-russia (you can use archive.ph to get this one, 12ft doesn’t seem to work)

As noted here, https://twitter.com/honeyskeleton/status/1678449598703050769:

DDOS protection is expensive especially for a high traffic site like ao3. And it’s uniquely vulnerable as an independent site without ads or other corporate support. SPECIFICALLY targeted bc of its queer works and yet ppl will still complain every time they ask for donations lmao 

So, again, when AO3 comes back online, please don’t go hard with refreshing all your tabs. Please do remember to download fics you love early and often as  you continue in your whole ~reading journey~. And please do support AO3 through a dono or becoming a donating member, if it is possible for you to do so.

[orpheuslament]

day 1 of trying not to think about gay sex

[orpheuslament]

relapsed

[orpheuslament]

relapsed

[orpheuslament]

relapsed

[gayestcowboy]

shoutout to transmascs who are FAT and HAIRY and have MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. shoutout to transmascs with BIG TITS and PHALLOPLASTIES and COOCHIES. shoutout to transmascs with MASSIVE BEARDS and DOUBLE CHINS and STRETCH MARKS. shoutout to NON-HRT and NON-OP and PRE-OP transmascs. shoutout to transmascs who are GAY MEN and BEARS and TWINKS and LESBIANS and BUTCHES. shoutout to transmascs with NEOPRONOUNS and XENOGENDERS and IDENTITIES THAT CONTAIN BEAUTIFUL MULTITUDES. shoutout it transmascs who LOVE THEMSELVES and LOVE OTHER TRANS PEOPLE <3

[zorostier3sub]

ah yes, nami

[screenshotsofdespair]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we are fucked

[jame7t]

No hope

[lolababyy]

People will come to tumblr.com, the home of the sluts??? and have the audacity to be upset when the sluts are slutting????

[zorostier3sub]

just woke up from a terrible 8 pm to 2 pm nap. gonna crash again

[depsidase]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

hot girl throwing up in a dumpster outside the club

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

okay so decided to reverse image search and it's apparently a memorial to unborn babies lost during or immediately after pregnancy due to genetic defects (website says trisomy 18 specifically)

so as much as I love to make a joke on here, I'm going to retract my last comment and replace it with:

fuck you, that's absolutely ghoulish behavior to co-opt someone else's grief, strip it of context, and warp it's meaning to fit your personal beliefs i hope you die in a car fire

[natalieironside]

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

[charlon-lumi]

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

[natalieironside]

Tell them to come back with a warrant

[charlon-lumi]

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

[natalieironside]

This is the Way

[brightchrysaor]

Reblogging because I am very pro-writing whatever the hell you want, even ”bad” things, and also because “tell them to come back with a warrant” BROKE ME

[zorostier3sub]

your honor, the witness is a piece of shit and i’m this close to becoming a defendant

[as-i-watch]

Zoro has the braincell Luffy use in Dressrosa to come up with 'Lucy'

[zoluforever]

Idiot boyfriends

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Based off of this post righ here

the subsequent dialogue coming after the phone call is something along the lines of

"How the hell do you have UTAS PHONE NUMBER??!?!??!?!" "well, she gave it to me, of course~" "thats, ,, THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT?"

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[tome-itwas]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dear-ao3]

fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.

[glitchysquidd-deactivated202408]

This post literally fills me with life,tysm.

[lost-ones-melody]

This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?

[flagninja]

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[jezebelgoldstone]

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[zorostier3sub]

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[celexdraw]

Part 1 of a comic I’m working on…

[zorostier3sub]

THERES NOT MUCH OF IT YET BUT ITS SO GOOD EVERYBODY GO READ THIS

[plankos]

i just think that