phoenix

he/him

[zukofruits]

sokka: this push pop is bangin yo

zuko: that’s a fucking gluestick

[zukofruits]

my favourite place is the chicken… i mean, the kitchen!

sorry this isnt atla i wanted to post my sketch

[zukofruits]

would u guys be mad if i posted some star wars or anime content too…

[zukofruits]

zuko: i met some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me.

[zukofruits]

azula: i really like this good cop bad cop thing you guys have going on

mai: it’s not a thing. it’s just that i’m mean and ty lee isn’t.

[zukofruits]

sokka: you’re out of your mind.

zuko: wha-

sokka: because you’ve been in mine all day

sokka: [winks with both eyes]

[zukofruits]

katara: just be yourself. say something nice

zuko: which one? i can’t do both.

[zukofruits]

sokka: you’ll have a hard time believing this, but i made a mistake

[zukofruits]

zuko, tending to sokka’s wounds: how would you rate your pain?

sokka: zero stars. do not recommend.

[zukofruits]

katara: what is love?

zuko: an emotional minefield

sokka: a neuro chemical reaction

aang: baby don’t hurt me

[zukofruits]

zuko: can you pass the salt?

katara: yeah sure

katara: [moves the salt further away]

[zukofruits]

zuko: why does everyone think we’re a couple?

sokka: *sitting on zuko’s lap, playing with his hair*

sokka: beats me

[zukofruits]

katara: i relate to belle because she likes books and likes people for who they are

sokka: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or dies

[zukofruits]

toph: why are you ignoring zuko.

sokka: i’m playing hard to get

toph: why are you playing hard to get when you’re already hard to want?

[zukofruits]

sokka: what are we doing

zuko, on the floor: wasting our pitiful lives

sokka: i meant for lunch

[zukofruits]

sokka: i have a plan

aang: i have katara on speed dial

[zukofruits]

katara: did you see the news? someone was at the aquarium and tried to fight a squid!

sokka, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick