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thyrell

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

thyrell

2 cups vanilla extract

evilwizard

👹 beanstalkbarry Follow

SEEMS LIKE A NORMAL AMOUNT TO ME

1 MASSIVE NOTE

finwe-the-disappointed-deactiva

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

crutchie-morris

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

iggykoopa666

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cerleansky

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat

absolutely obsessed with these tags

rod1on

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

redshifting

its tomorrow innit?

troutlawyer

its today innit?

theacademicgatsby

it was yesterday innit?

lacefuneral

YOU CAN STRIKE OUT EMOJIS???

🦟

CANCELED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

pixelartpeach

🍅🍆🍄🥩🍅🥔

Kebab

commander-snacks

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

fruitsoftheape100

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

destikneeschild

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

fakelaurent-deactivated20191028

So so so fucking real

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the-lost-alchemist

lifeinpoetry

Studies suggest How may I help you officer? is the single most disarming thing to say and not What’s the problem? Studies suggest it’s best the help reply My pleasure and not No problem. Studies suggest it’s best not to mention problem in front of power even to say there is none. Gloria Steinem says women lose power as they age and yet the loudest voice in my head is my mother. Studies show the mother we have in mind isn’t the mother that exists. Mine says: What the fuck are you crying for? Studies show the baby monkey will pick the fake monkey with fake fur over the furless wire monkey with milk, without contest. Studies show to negate something is to think it anyway. I’m not sad. I’m not sad. Studies recommend regular expressions of gratitude and internal check-ins. Enough, the wire mother says. History is a kind of study. History says we forgave the executioner. Before we mopped the blood we asked: Lord Judge, have I executed well? Studies suggest yes. What the fuck are you crying for, officer? the wire mother teaches me to say, while studies suggest Solmaz, have you thanked your executioner today?

— Solmaz Sharif, “Social Skills Training,” published in Buzzfeed

shockpine

There are so many beautiful things on planet Earnth...

tothechaos

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

dykesymmetry

why is it so difficult for ppl to distinguish between "this person is a literal bigot and should not have a platform" and "this person is not actively malicious but has accidentally done a couple harmful things that should be addressed" and "this person has made a few poor taste jokes several years ago but has since grown as a person" and "this person simply just didn't know the 'proper' term for something"

dykesymmetry

fuck it adding on what i said in the tags