Wholesome Memes For The Soul

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[gangueiro]

[transviktortalis]

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

[alleiradayne]

NOW it’s serious

[appendingfic]

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

[kingcheddarxvii]

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

[poodleslime4]

[coldangelcookiemonger]

[kingcheddarxvii]

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

[poodleslime4]

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[mouchefska]

In university I used to drive 3 hours to go see my parents and that wasn’t even a quarter the distance of a single province.

[pumpkinylink]

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

[pumpkinylink]

The rest of the world: So… you’re a big country?

The states, standing on each other’s shoulders: Y- yes,,,

[pumpkinylink]

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”

[words-writ-in-starlight]

#oh my god is THAT why you guys are so weird

Yeah 100%

[b1s3xualm00n]

Don’t let these tags die omfg

[shieldmaiden19]

10/10 can confirm

[aces-to-apples]

absolutely bonkers that my own tags have crossed my dash like this more than fifteen reblogs after i wrote them

[deerladydisdain]

I moved to another state. 30 minutes away. My family acts like I betrayed them and can’t understand my life choices. It’s completely different way of life, especially during covid. Completely different country.

[bluecrowne]

every single fucking time one of those articles of “things europeans find weird about america” complains that sales tax isn’t included

states set the sales tax!!! it’s literally different across state lines!!! american retailers can’t add it bc they’d have to account for 50 different prices!!!!!!!

[capriceandwhimsy]

It gets even more insane! California’s clean air standards for cars and other such things are so much higher than everyone else’s! So if a car manufacturer in Detroit wants to sell their damn cars in California, they need to build their cars to California clean air standards. But retooling an assembly line and car design to have some cars meet California clean air standards, while building others to other clean air standards is a lot of work, so car manufacturers all over the country have to build all their cars to California clean air standards.

Which is why California went into an uproar earlier this year when the Federal Government tried to argue that states can’t set their own environmental guidelines! “Fuck you!” says California, “we remember Los Angeles in the 80s, how bad the smog gets, go pollute your own damn air over in your own damn state where there isn’t a thermal inversion layer to trap all the smog down near ground level!”

“But you’re making it soooo haaaaaard to sell our cars everywhere else!” they whine.

“Fuck you!” California shouts. “And while we’re at it, we don’t give a shit what you say, Mister President, we’re gonna open our damn states when we’re good and ready, and our friends Nevada, Oregon, Colorado, and Washington State agree! Also, we’ve decided to legalize weed!”

“But the Federal Government says it’s illegal!” shouts the other states.

“Fuck you, we make the drug laws in our state, and we say toke up!”

“Now, hang on!” shouts the Federal government. “You can legalize weed in your state, but all banks are federal agencies, so if your weed dispensaries set up bank accounts, those accounts have money from illegal practices in it and are subject to seizure by the federal government!”

“FINE!” shouts California. “Hey, weed guys, you can keep selling weed, but you can only deal in cash!”

“How the fuck is that supposed to work!?”

“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, TAKE IT UP WITH DC!”

“By the way, if you’re gay married elsewhere, we won’t recognize it,” mutters Texas.

“OH FUCK YOUUUUUUU!” 

And so it goes and so it goes…

[eyeslikejules]

The west coast gets along alright and we all have similar ideas about things, but are proud of our own states individually. NorCal and SoCal are held together by spit and glue and that’s how we like it.

Honestly I disagree with the “50 countries at least” statement because the way it would really go down is like

Florida has to be alone because no one else would claim it. Hawaii would be included in the California, nevada, Oregon, Washington country. I’m not going to speak for Alaska they can do whatever they want bc they’re all insane up there.

[queenie-b-]

Ummm…Hawaii most certainly would not lol. A lot of people in the islands view it as an US vs The Mainland sort of thing. Hawaii doesnt even feel like part of the US. Except for Las Vegas tho. Las Vegas is the 9th island.

[cielrouge]

Also I feel like most people forget how large Alaska really is. Here it is superimposed over the states:

And here it is superimposed partly over Western Europe:

Ah, and I just discovered this, but it’s about half the size of India as well? 

[squeeful]

Pff, state-set sales taxes is for beginners. The sales tax in my town is different from the sales tax the next county over.

And Alaska is physically big, but the entire state has a population less than San Francisco, a particularly small urban city.

[onemuseleft]

Hi that map is wrong because I grew up in New England and everyone hates Mass, and now I live in Virginia and we barely tolerate the other half of our own state, let alone West Viginia 

[snoozingcat]

Yeah you can’t be lumping Georgia and Alabama together like that, there’ll be bloodshed

[10-piece-mcmurder]

Can we also talk about the fact that Alabama and Louisiana are in the same group? If those two states went up, there would be nothing left except the culture of the Louisian folk and the burnt rebel flag from the Alabamans.

[spencers-sweater-vest]

Hotch: How’s Reid dealing with the whole getting kidnapped/tortured/anthraxed/shot/watching his girlfriend die thing?

Morgan: He’s coping. Nothing really phases him anymore. Watch this. Hey kid?

Spencer: yo?

Morgan: An asteroid is heading to earth. Death is imminent.

Spencer, sipping on a juice box: wig.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[froggysovereign-blog]

Welcome to Tumblr.

[alicexz]

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

[littleyoshi4]

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

[thelonelyskeptic]

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

[birdnerdpearl]

Yes.

[chubbymon]

What? How? O_O

[chocolate-kitty-cats-blog]

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

[whattheactualheckishappening]

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

[claudia-elliott-figueroa-deacti]

Waaaaat

[claudine1233-deactivated2020081]

Yup

[mew-mew-mothertrucker]

I’m doubting

[romanochez-deactivated]

I call bullshit

[romanochez-deactivated]

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

[jisoosrainbow]

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

[jisoosrainbow]

It’s the same as it was on my dash

[jisoosrainbow]

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

[aciidity-p0p]

How the fuck

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[jaya4life]

confused

[thesoundofmadness]

It didn’t work??

[evesbeve]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)

[churrobird]

considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens

[sunevial]

fuck it. why not

[cyanide-violence]

How the fuck

[anony-phangirl]

I want to check this theory… :00

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

hmmm

[neroculapiece]

So you’re telling me, after the great purge to make this site “kid friendly” thEY LET THIS FUCKING AD SITE POST THIS SHIT ON HERE?? AND I CANT EVEN REPORT IT?????

[neroculapiece]

Is that an MS pain photoshopped banana with blue spots supposed to be a penis??

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

[dark-waves]

[thenamesjavii]

When you find out your mom is a furry

[moshidreams]

CHOKED

[yars]

[iraffiruse]

[adampage]

can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

[domwithpen-deactivated20140601]

Awesome.

[thebeatlesqueenie1212]

Love this so much.

[taekookwaifu]

Sass Kings ❤️❤️❤️

[generaldamneron-deactivated2020]

I don’t even listen to them but…i love them?

[lickthemagaindeacy]

TURNED LEFT AT GREENLAND.

[benmydickhardy]

If you play..

Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part

We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus

Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”

Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”

Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part

Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”

Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”

In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto

Flick Of The Wrist  at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”

A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight

Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“

Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[yaboywillyshakes]

physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys