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neroman12345, vulpecula44, and 10-piece-mcmurder. . .Three friends who wanted to share memes. Follow if you want, but don’t expect consistent posting

[neroculapiece]

Hope every one has a nice Valentine’s Day. In case no one sent you anything, these are from me to you! <3

[neroculapiece]

Thought I’d add a few more to the chain.

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[10-piece-mcmurder]

When you’re a lonely teenaged broncin’ buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck.

[kingcheddarxvii]

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

[poodleslime4]

[coldangelcookiemonger]

[neroculapiece]

Hope every one has a nice Valentine’s Day. In case no one sent you anything, these are from me to you! <3

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[sonic-justice-real-for]

now THIS is a thursday tradition i can vibe

=mod tailz

[weatheredlaw]

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

[weatheredlaw]

i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson” 

a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?” 

two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”

i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”

if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them

twin girls named paisley and brinley

a girl named reader

a boy named rocko

keighleey

kayde

kolten

if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child

brittalynn 

i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose

a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden

and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon 

according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie

lakelyn, blakelynn 

[a-daks]

this is white culture

[spamsterlady]

I had a student named Branch.

[curlicuecal]

I once had pair of siblings named Hunter and Tanner. I really wanted them to have a sister named Fawn.

I had a Clark and Ophelia that were a bit unusual in the naming department.

And I had every single imaginable version of a girl’s name staring with “Mad-“ and every single imaginable version of a boy’s name ending in “-aden”

[ceekari]

Mom’s a teacher. So far her best/worst white kid names:

“Damion with a Y” according to the parent. Daymion? Damyon? Nope. Damiony. The Y is silent, said parent

A girl named Free. Maybe not that bad on its own, but the girl’s last name was Love

A boy named Calup because his mom couldn’t spell Caleb

[curlicuecal]

the y is silenty

[pissvortex]

aint this how we got protestantism

[radmona]

INDULGENCES...

2!!!

[coolxatu]

[ghostingthespace]

[mcbitchtits]

i don’t know what’s funnier

that this exists

that it’s also a step counter

or that it got hacked within 15 minutes

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

Martin Luther is rolling in his fucking grave.

[contac]

When you fall through a kiddy pool and end up in the Coca-Cola Hellscape.

[kreuzaderny]

you will not die, but for ten thousand years you’ll wish you had

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

[sea-anon]

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

yo what happened to triangles

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[ursawood]

i had a dream last night that they made a live-action r*verdale-style reboot of phineas and ferb and it looked like this

[30-minute-memes]

A good movie

[slugzone]

here is an extremely high resolution picture of a mole

[kingcheddarxvii]

tch. yeah right. sure it is. *clicks link* w ooooo aa aAa AahAHhaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *skin blasts off of face to reveal skeleton wearing sunglasses* this post really delivers 

[dndshakes]

I love them

[take-49-blog]

[modebatty-deactivated20141102]

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

[fevix-deactivated20181203]

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

this community genuinely creates some of the funniest content on the internet 

[ikeagallows-blog]

forced to post the greatest thread on the internet yet again

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161572203

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[rednines]

[01101010-01100100]

you made ghandi look like tobias funke

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

i cant fucking take it anymore

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

[floofy1224]

Himboification

[audiospawn]

Visit Original Link

this will never cease to be funny to me