The Paranoid Android

I may be paranoid. But. No. Android.

[antiandrogen]

[modogoblin]

this is by far the greatest work of art in the history of humankind

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

This is such a serve

[willinq]

Has this been posted yet?

[thememedaddy]

[lost-carcosa]

[ampervadasz]

Seattle, I5 Union Street Exit

[slettebak]

I was like, why am I following a car taking a boring turn on an American Highway. And then.

[cannibalchicken]

[deathgasmic]

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

[jaubaius]

[privateschoolfeline]

[red-mercer]

Mechanical Slut

[cannibalchicken]

[visual-infinity]

The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽

[grucose]

Aurora Cornealis.

[palepandacreation]

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

these gifs summarize the human experience

[ampervadasz]

My turn… (Unmute !)

[noctomania]

Omg you have to unmute lmao the way the dog’s tone changed IMMEDIATELY

[assassinregrets]

[lili-pond]

I dont want to be rude, but Pedro was right 😂😂😂

[vixenofcourse]

[powerburial]

Ben Shapiro would make such an awesome dad. Imagine him lifting you up on his shoulders so you could see other people's backs

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[catapillar68]

Fuck China!

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Go back to jacking off, grandpa, and leave the geopolitics to people with brainstems