I am still several pigeons.

Hi! This is a side blog for pigeonsplural. I am still a tgirl so please use she/her or they/them when referring to me. alternatively feel free to call me tess :) I'll mostly be reblogging shit I wouldn't usually reblog on my main bc it doesn't fit the ✨aesthetic✨ :3

[a-few-more-pigeons]

hello :3

this is an alt blog for PigeonsPlural.

my mental health isn't great.

if I make it to adulthood i'll let yall know.

otherwise, i hope the after-life has friends, music and roads lined with cornflowers.

[a-few-more-pigeons]

little writing prompt for anyone better than me at writing:

the dogs always howl louder when the coyotes' eyes look too human. They scream in pain when the coyotes stand up. They go all too quiet when the coyotes begin to whisper

[amagi2000]

[a-few-more-pigeons]

sowell is an idiot and a sellout to the system that would’ve lynched him without a second thought if he didn’t have mainstream attention. fuck every opinion of his and fuck you if you share them

[luci-notactuallyshortforlucifer]

how it feels having the deep seated belief that you're inherently unlovable and insufferable so every friendship you make is just a matter of time until they get tired of you and leave

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

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[nudityandnerdery]

[theveryquietquiet]

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[mariosorphans]

shitty internet at 3 am or 100000000 years of being skinned alive

[koiagain]

torture chamber vs pat on the back

[hailberrie]

respectively.

[poetry-burner]

Gaping wound

I'm done. Or so she says. I love you. Or so she says. White text on gray. If you do not stop, if you cut, then so too shall I cut ties.

Do you love or do you hate? You or I? Do you love others more than you hate yourself? The choice is yours

...

I lived. I was not thriving so much as I was surviving, one step at a time. But I perservered. I was stuck in my ways, more often than not. So I tried to love more than I hated. I didn't wish for that. Unfeeling. The world became darker, so it did. Dark as ink, cruel and callous. So I gave up. I learned, there's no light after the end. I was alone.

[poetry-burner]

a link not part of a chain

ultimately, has no worth.

cast me into the sea, bury me adrift

perhaps finding an anchor at rock bottom gives mirth

as opposed to watching chains slide by

united and fulfilled.

[a-few-more-pigeons]

one bit of me wants to get on antidepressants, stop cutting and try to get better at being happy. one bit wants to see how bad it can get. we stay winning tho

[a-few-more-pigeons]

if i kms know that it’s because i loved the world so so much that i realized i deserved no part of it. i love you

[zealotsleazoid]

2 of the 3 prints I gave Kaya during the concert in Paris the other day <3 miss him dearly

[sandmandaddy69]

[ll-kool-rai]

[zhtefan]

[thedman0310]

[a-few-more-pigeons]

baby keem js drop the new album bro 🫩🥀

[turing-tested]

non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

[turing-tested]

this one man controls the entire pointy anime shades supply. if he ever dies we are all thoroughly fuckt and left to make our own like animals

[turing-tested]

YALL HE FOUND MY POST AND RESPONDED

“homestuck keeps the lights on” im not crying youre crying

[squawkingstone]

I figured I’d track down and link his etsy, so here you go:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Akujinscos

[vriska-coded]

I’m not a homestuck but hey this guy needs to eat so here’s a link if any of y’all are

[the-outcast-dead]

With the Homestuck animation pilot announced, this is a good time to help this one circulate. His shop is still active!