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[more re: weird girl horror] I do think that post was capitalizing on the feminist cynicism that I & a lot of ppl feel right now, due to both 1. real regression that's present in culture & the world on women's rights 2. aging up and observing the tomfoolery of younger people online, thinking it's "infantilizing" when it's really just... being young.
I certainly feel those things a lot, lol.
Anyways I thought I would reach out, since I was the one who shared that post, and I enjoy seeing you in my notifs!
Yeah I don't really blame people for being frustrated in general and I understand that contextual drift happens... maybe the girlies or marketing teams are now calling just anything "weird" and written by a woman "weird girl lit" and that's what OP is responding to? idk
Dw, it's the internet, I don't ever get too mad at people for posting even if I disagree.
Still thinking about how annoying that post was earlier. Let's mischaracterize and erase a subset of women's creative output because I don't like a word people use when they describe the themes of the works. This is extremely feminist to me
feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns
Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase
is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?
I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism
kestrel: i hate rained on!!
human: here is birds in water
kestrel: ......no.....
they need to add a dust emoji. applications: to express that you have been ground up into dust. when you can't speak and you are coughing up dust. when you are dry and crumble into dust. when you are old and covered with dust. when a villain attacks your home and everything has been reduced to dust
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning
it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems
I do like some (existential) terror in my romance. I think puberty for everyone is at least a little terrifying so we just come to expect that to be an aspect of exciting romance narratives as we get older, though unscary irl romances are most ideal. If you're a gay kid being gay is initially scary and if you're a straight girl having to want these people who might rather use you than think of you as a person is scary too. Het romantasy is just jacking up the scary to high high levels of potential harm and therefore (for some people) jacking up the release when the harm is neutralized. Existential terror might also be why so much gay romance includes plot conflicts about a MC being gay "for the first time" after a history of heterosexual coupling (other than the simple kink of it)-- orientation uncertainty is hackles raising. Classic straight comfort story Pride and Prejudice is about being threatened by class hierarchies. Conflict makes things sexier. It does!!! it doessssss
Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it
went to find the original post bc, yk, okay what *is* on that list then?, and found a fascinating update:
i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!
thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut
I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense
holy shit.
You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.
Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.
you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you
The more I learn about OCD, particularly Real Event OCD, the more I quite obviously uhhhh have it
>Read anti-psychiatry post
>Go to OP's blog
>Half their top posts are about talking to the ghost of the Sandy Hook shooter
If I was struggling with my mental health, but was too scared to start therapy or medication because I'd heard horror stories, and then someone came along and told me "You're right to be afraid; it's definitely a bad idea. Also, this dead school shooter was right about everything, but don't freak out: I talked to him in the spirit world, and he told me he felt bad about killing those kids," I would have the contact information of every mental health professional in a fifty mile radius pinned to my refrigerator by the end of the day