Im Tired

[curesforwritersblock]

happy pride to blue’s clues and blues clues only

[lesbianshepard]

do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

[lesbianshepard]

look at this pretty accurate horse art. this is from chauvet cave and is between  31,000 to 28,000 years old.

[grimeclown]

Want to be a big titty green haired anime bitch tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me

[grimeclown]

This is where i want to be

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[pyjamathyst]

What the fuck did I just watch

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[itsbetterthananal]

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

[vixen-elixir]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nightmareloki]

/SCREAMING

[thesylverlining]

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

[lemonsweet-moved]

Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating

[theamiableanachronism]

#if i do not treat the oven as a friend then it will not be kind to the things i bake in it #and we can't have that (via @forfutureglory )

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨

[tartrazeen]

Thank you, lady 🤗

[kukoyi-deactivated20210512]

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

[everybodywantstorueltheworld-de]

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[hustlerose]

[the-110-speed-tier]

And it was

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

[foolsdieonfriday-deactivated202]

[crime-in-stereo]

[glumshoe]

god I fucking love space opera aristocracy

like oh??? you’re a count??? you own a county??? a space county??? am I supposed to be impressed by that

[glumshoe]

like ok “count” probably means you have authority over An Entire Planet instead of an Earth-sized county but like. what determines whether a planet is considered a county? a barony? a duchy? or an entire fucking kingdom

[glumshoe]

who does Count Dooku collect taxes for

[reslake]

Dooku’s full title is “Count of Serenno”, with Serenno being his homeworld, named after his family, The Serenno’s.

Although on this planet, “Count” seems to be interchangable for “ruler”, aka Serenno’s royalty

[glumshoe]

meanwhile Naboo has a queendom

does Serenno just use “count” because it sounds cool?

or do titles scale up with the quality of the planet? Naboo gets a queen because a Class A sexy northern Italy pleasure planet, does Serenno just kind of suck like Geidi Prime is a stanky ass garbage world?

[nonasuch]

...meanwhile, on Barrayar

[bigscaryd]

Crest of the Stars goes into this! Barons only have planetless stars or systems with no terraformable planets; viscounts have at least one terraformable planet (so Lafiel is, in her own right, Viscountess of Roses and is, solely in that respect, outranked by Jinto, who, as Count, later Earl, of Hyde, has a major rich system with billions of subjects); a count has at least one inhabited planet; and up from count is based on population.

[glumshoe]

what in the fuck is the point of being a space baron then

that sounds like the equivalent of buying One Acre Of Land On Mars from a Groupon deal

[galisted]

Four dozen Jupiters, all orbiting a single star 30 different inhabited moons, but no planets. It's the secret to evading higher feudal space taxes.

[glumshoe]

space barony that’s hundreds of worldships orbiting a single star with terraformed moons and a single shitty gas giant, and billions of taxpaying subjects

[taulupis]

Space tax fraud!

[glumshoe]

that IS the central plot of Star Wars

[knightwithakay]

sound ON

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

the TRUE HEIRS OF ROME right here

[girlboysanonymous]

i refuse to let this get hidden in the tags