Carpin’ All Them Diems

[funnytwittertweets]

[madrassoup]

[shiftythrifting]

[demonprincex]

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

[ankle-beez]

Normal people on Twitter are having an absolutely normal one over muppet babies letting gonzo wear a dress

[ankle-beez]

The thing about the episode is that it didn't even have an inherently trans meesage? Gonzo wanted to wear a dress to this ball they were having and he was scared he was gonna be made fun of so he disguises himself as Gonzorella so he can wear the dress and then the plot to Cinderella plays out like usual, and all the other muppet babies were like "we love you gonzo, we sorry we made you feel that way, we love you just the way you are"

The moral was literally the same "be yourself" stuff every kids media does, it's just that involves a boy wearing a dress this time

[thefriendlylover]

“Manly muppets”

FOR FU–

[stabbedthrutheeye]

bring back manly muppets? bring back manly muppets? BRING BACK MANLY MUPPETS?

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING PINNACLE OF MANLINESS TO YOU?

IS THIS MANLET OF A FROG YOUR IDEAL MAN?

AH YES, THIS IS THE EPITOME OF MACHO

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THIS ISNT A WHOLE FUCKING TWINK

BRING BACK MANLY MUPPETS. CHRIST HELP ME

[stabbedthrutheeye]

THIS

ISN’T

EVEN

THE

FIRST

TIME

THE ORIGINAL MUPPET BABIES AIRED IN 1984

[clownboybeebop]

is she trying to argue that gonzo has a dick while he canonically has a fist in his ass

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Gonzo the Great, nonbinary icon

[shittysawtraps]

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

[j33zits]

can I get internship credit for this?

[kittenclysm]

“person working for jigsaw for internship credit” is such a fun premise.

[funnytwittertweets]

[robertdeniro]

it’s a national holiday 

[nickandros]

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

[secifosseluce]

bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform 

officer: you. you don’t really have to do that

officer: you literally have a concussion 

[nickandros]

good morning to this person’s dad only

[inthegrandscheme-deactivated202]

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[weaver-z]

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[pathologising]

I was in the bible but they had to edit me out because I said curses words

[thotsxo]

[homofied]

Fourth: “honey” but like condescendingly

[dignitea]

“bitch” but like endearingly

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

this is maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[landsword]

ok but the whole reply-