Off Topic And Off My Rocker

Lillian | 21 | ESFP | ♓️

[frutiguro]

[girljeremystrong]

the mutuals would love that

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[kosmogrl]

[meow-moment]

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

[april]

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[mossflower-deactivated20241211]

i love eda. my girl took a random demon home as a pet then realised he was sentient and spent 8 years calling him her roommate before she adopted him. and then she found out he was jesus

[fromthecrypt]

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

[catchymemes]

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

her: are you dumb

me: quite the opposite actually

[hotgirlskissing]

Nerds, Geeks, and other Brainiacs: “Finally a meme for me!”

[killthefuckinglights]

has this been done?

[red-r0ver]

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

[bookshelfdreams]

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

[swords-n-spindles]

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

[irondoe]

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

[cressthegreenwitch]

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

[wonderful-emoji]

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

[emoji-shitposts]

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

[gwyoi]

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

[septicake]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔫🌱🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

it has a fucking gun

[leolaroot]

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

[unhelpfulalienwholovesyou]

2.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

“But homeless people commit crimes!” I have a very hard time believing they commit crimes while asleep.

[ghost-cassette]

You know who do commit crimes in their sleep? Billionaires

[iphyslitterator]

As of this writing, Goncharov has been added and removed from the Martin Scorsese filmography Wikipedia page 7 times.

[problematicmilf]

[vlaakithsfinest]

Martin Scorsese when he learns about Goncharov (1973)