Adulterated_Aesthetic

@ adulterated ambitions >>> [YOUTUBE COMEDY CHANNEL] @ adulterated_aesthetic= [INSTAGRAM DIGITAL ART & SATIRE]

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illegal satire!

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If you join us you can see what saturn reallyyyy looks like- no blur, no censor.  WRITERS OF SCI FI, SATIRE COMEDY AND MORE-----ARTISTS OF GRAPHIC DESIGN DIGITAL ART AND EDITORS....can yall hop on this before episode one drops??? That way if we all click- you can join the team kiddo! Don’t ya wanna write for dystopian satire/comedy web series -Son?!? 

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LET THE COLLABORATIONS CONTINUE- if you write, and would like to contribute to the show, contact me. The show is some dark humor but mostly just very surreal, absurd and satirical.Comedy writers are not the only artists needed though, this series is about more....

    So sci fi guys, cyberpunk kinda aesthetic- think bladerunner but absurd rather than sad. So- DIGITAL ARTISTS, WRITERS, EDITORS- AND ANYONE ELSE HMU!

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Soft exterior surrounds hollow monuments that are made with just right concave, allowing your feet two feel like they’v transcended friction....superconductivity.

    All of this, plus an extra pump ends up with the addition of even more speed. You can feel it when you’re ride becomes slightly turbulent and you realize the roar coming from the wheels beneath you. 

    The bearings- a constant auditory speedometer, sounding faster n faster as you climb further up the ramp,  culminating in a smack of the coping by the back of your trucks.

 The metal-on-metal sounded satisfying but thinking back is for later as the turn you made sent you soaring up another ramp. You might have enough speed, but you do not have room to find more- so you brace yourself. 

   Knees bent- i placed only my toes on the very tail end of my board, allowing for maximum “pop”. There comes an instinctual timing with regard to when, but sometime very close to the moment my front end goes over the top of the ramp, i ollie...or in this case slam down on the tail until the bottom of the board slaps the ground.... instead. With the right amount of speed and timing, you can float effortlessly  

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THE TROPE WAVE (Shit-Wave Genesis) Vick’s Vapor Wave&Rub [Cybernetic Update 2084] completed with popsurrealist enhancements, thermal imaging and electro-pulses which stimulate my optic nerves. Connectivity between cortices, spine and cerebral brain areas is magnified by “Cyber-assist” - like a Chinese Police Officer. I see it allllllll

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  Arthur, the hackneyed scientist could barely piece together the machine so precisely planned out on his blueprint. This difficulty came much to his frustration, as he smashed bottles against the equation covered walls that looked like the obsessive scribbling of a psychotic man....

    Halfway there, his lab was cluttered with wires and small pieces of irreplaceable plastic, surrounding the fMRI machine’s base. The outer components of the machine had been securely removed in order for superconductor- housing pools to sit upright, acting as reservoirs where electricity can be looped indefinitely as long as they stay submerged in liquid nitrogen.

 Quartz crystals are incorporated in spiral patterns, which act of the quantum level and who’s physics are unknown by scientists. All that is known is the addition of these quartz crystal patterns allow for the quantification, or measurement of electrical/ wave forms. 

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Super Mario Bars!!! terrible service, i asked for his supervisor when he nodded out in my bathroom. Turns out he just called his cousin to pretend to be his superior, until i quickly found the Luigi fellow rifling through my medicine cabinet. Thats when i grabbed my broomstick, and as im swatting at the two of them- yelling get out, a third man appeared. 

This third man was actually no surprise, i saw him hiding near their van the entire day. I just assumed he was slow by the way he looked. He grabbed me by my crotch, smiled and said “you’ve been pranked”. No thats sexual asault, i said. His smile remained, as he awkwardly kept repeating the phrase. 

  The police charged this man- who later turned out to be one “Spahet!” with first degree sexual assault. The two plumbers Luigi and Mario, turned out to be cousins of Spaghet....The two brothers were both arrested as well. Luigi was charged with attempted larceny, and 2 counts of possession controlled substance. Mario was picked up on an unrelated charge as per his warrant. 

---------> [adulterated_aesthetic]: instagram art

----------> [adulterated_ambitions]: instagram & youtube- sketch comedy, dark humor, satire, etc.  

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ADULT SWIM, F-word. 12;30 am

adultswimapp &. adult swimmmmmmmmmmmidle of the night

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Shutter Speed: Trump Jr, (slow)

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The content expressed by this account does not reflect the opinions or viewpoints held by those creating the content for this account. 

That is MY shit and MY donkey- i was told my MY voices from MY head so back off, unless you wanna collab.

waaaaaassste my tiiiiiiiiiime,  INSTERRRRGREM: @ adulterated_aesthetic  and YOUTUBE BRO--> adulterated ambitions

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they call me J Goldenbones......bling bling my heart rate. 

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MR. JOHNNY GOLDBONES. aka JJ Goldenbone aka JohnBone Goldentoe. [ADULTERATED EVERYTHING] down to the bown, with a superimposed photo of some lights...shutter speed: Sarah Palin. (When the shutter speed is Joe Biden, or even Palin- you can make streaks with light sources)

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4/5 Doctors recommend chasing the American Dream. Chase it with grapefruit juice, or something sweet. If you have over one child, buy a hummer or at least a mini-van. The car should cost you a pretty penny in gasoline, that’s how you can be sure the car is operating smooth and safely. 

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as the froth subsided from his shaking lips he wiped his face with the hand that he'd been holding the anti-matter with....sure enough, that hand was A MILLION DOLLARS

FACT CHECKED BY FUNNY UNCLE

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If you thought gold grills were gangsta, then you’ll NEVER believe this!! No really, like you will never believe what i did. Or what i have..rather, lol there is nooo way! you’re not gonna guess it, but lets just say i 1-uped some of those “baller” fellas with thems gold teefs, but you’re neverrrrr gonna guess what. 

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for reasons---[omitted]--looking on youtube: Adulterated Ambitions, and instergreeem- @ adulterated_aesthetics or  “ ambitions. [adulterated] everything

[adulterated] everything___. on Tumblr and only on tumblr am i uncomfortable arts, and it makes my skin want to crawl back on.

    It’s the most emo and self indulgent platform, which allows for the juxtaposition of my work alongside light purple aesthetic vaporwave tropes, or the most hack- collage with no substance and shitloads of content. 

   The posts from this page are like cracks in the dam that is tumblr: explosive...like explosives, (similie).  they expel water at enormously high pressure, harder and heavier than any firehouse..heavy water, if you will....deadly water- said buffalo Bill. Its like getting puked on while you’re social distancing. That happened today, so horny thinking about it. 

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HOW TO SMOKE WITH GUSTO -coming to the adult swim app. GET MERCH WHILE ITZ CHEAP