Section 2: Navigating College With Way Too Many Bees In Your Head 24/7
Chapter 41: My Homework Feels Impossible So I’m Going To Research ADHD Study Tips
Chapter 42: I Learned Some Helpful Things And I’m Angry At The Educational System
Chapter 43: To Protest The Educational System, I Refuse To Do My Work
Chapter 44: How To Rant To Neurotypicals About How School IS Actually Designed To Kill Me
Chapter 45: How To Explain That ADHD Symptoms Are Not Just Excuses To Get Out of Doing Work Because They Sure Do Sound Like It When You List Them All Out
Chapter 46: What To Do If The Learning Disability That I Have Been Diagnosed With And Seeking Treatment For The Last 9 Years Is Fake
Chapter 47: I Am Actually Just A Neurotypical Who Is Lazy, Stupid, And Unable to Practice Basic Self Care
Chapter 48: I Am Stupid, But Not For Those Reasons! (Spoiler; the fact that I can easily focus on a random task for upwards of 15 hours to avoid one other 15 minute task is not Normal)
Chapter 50: So This IS Why I Can Do Advanced Calculus But Still Have To Count On My Fingers When I Add
Chapter 51: I Have Classwork For Class I Don’t Like, How To Spend Way Too Much Time On The Work For The Class I Have A Personal Interest In And Call It Productivity
Chapter 52: I Have Work For Class I Am Interested In But It Has A Deadline Soon; How To Spend Way Too Much Time On The Work For The Class I Don’t Like And Call It Good Time Management
Chapter 53: I Turned In Crappy Work For The Class I Am Interested in and I Just Know The Teacher Hates Me
Chapter 54: Double Trouble! I Now Have a Mental Block for ALL of My Classes Because I Got a Mediocre Grade on The Project for My Favorite Class
Chapter 55: I Cant Remember A Single Time I Have Ever Been Productive In My Life
Footnote: I just remembered the time I was most productive in my life and I will now use it to judge myself for the foreseeable future
Chapter 56: How To Rewatch Your Comfort TV Show And Other Ways to Avoid And Disassociate From Reality
Chapter 57: Why Do I Only Remember My Academic Stress When I Stop Consuming Media
Chapter 58: Why I Only Stop Consuming Media Right Before I Try To Go To Bed
Chapter. 59: My Brain Isn’t Working Anymore It Is Broken, The True Cause of Me Missing Assignments
Chapter 60 : How To Realize that the Effects of Stress Related Sleep Deprivation May Be The Real Cause of Brain Fog
Chapter 61: I Just Realized I Haven’t Eaten In 2 Days
Footnote: Time to forget you were writing in first person for the first half of this :)
Chapter 62: Dedicate Your Life To Self Care and Eat 7 Meals in a Single Day and Then Sleep For 12 Hours
Chapter 63 : How To Stop Hyperfocusing On Food
Chapter 64: Cured! How To Have Total Faith That You Are Capable of Turning Your Life Around Right Now
Footnote 1: Giving Up If You Have A Mild Inconvenience and Going Back At Chapter 55
Chapter 65: How To Research Habits of Productive Neurotypicals To Adjust To Your New Disability Free Lifestyle
Chapter 66: How To Plan Your New Future Goals Based on What Genius Neurotypicals Can Do
Chapter 67: Trying The “Just Focus and Get it Done Method”
Chapter 68: Baby Steps; How To Just Start a Task To Launch Your Bright New Future
Chapter 69: Baby Steps; How To Just Start a Task
Chapter 70: Baby Steps; How To Just Start
Chapter 71: Please Start I Am Begging You
Chapter 72 : Baby Steps; Where To Start
Chapter 73: How To Make A To Do List of A Semesters Worth of Overdue Work
Chapter 74: How To Reward Yourself For Taking The First Step Towards A New You By Scrolling On Social Media for 4 Hours
Chapter 75: How To Get Yourself To Look At Your To Do List
Chapter 76: How To Pick Something From Your To Do List
Chapter 77 : How To Estimate Time To Complete Each Item On Your To Do List
Chapter 78: Handy Chart of How Many Hours In A Day, Week, And Minimum Hours of Sleep Needed To Survive.
Chapter 79: How to Do Addition: When Things Aren’t Adding Up The Way You Thought They Would
Chapter 80 : Acknowledge Limitations
Chapter 81: Finally Ask For Help
Chapter 82: How To Describe Executive Dysfunction and RSD Without Sounding Lazy and Sensitive
Chapter 83 : Get The Small Amount of Help That Our Educational System Is Willing to Give
Chapter 84: I Got Accommodations For Extra Time On Assignments and Now I Have to Do All Of My Midterms and Finals in One Week
Chapter 85: I Got Them Done in a Total of 20 Hours But Have Not Slept In 3 Days
Chapter 86 : I Got Good Grades But All I Feel Is Dread and Imposter Syndrome
Chapter 87: Winter Break! How to Have Fun While You Feel A Constant Tension In Your Back That Feels Like Impending Doom
Chapter 88 : Visiting Home; How To Relax and Just Agree When Your Parents Tell You That You Could Do Anything If You Just Had Self Discipline And Applied Yourself
Chapter 89: Visiting Old Friends; How to Keep Friendships For Years Despite Never Remembering To Reach Out To Them
Chapter 90: Holidays! Enjoy a Early Midlife Crisis When Your Relatives Ask You What You Want To Do After College Because You Truly Forgot To Think About Your Life Goals For the Last 6 Months
Chapter 91: Going Back, How To Realize On The Way Back To College When You Don’t Have Wifi That You Don’t Have Your Classes Fully Figured Out For This Semester
Chapter 92 : How to Walk Through An Entryway and Forget Any Realizations You Just Made
Chapter 93: If You Can Believe It, You Can Do It! How to 100% Believe You Will Change All of Your ADHD Habits At The Start of Every Semester
Footnote 2: Time to write your quarterly lengthy tumblr post to procrastinate during midterms and finals during the 5 hrs that you have allotted for sleep
Footnote 3: What to do when you realize the post you made meets the wordcount of the essay you are avoiding
Footnote 4: When the days blend together at least you can watch the sunrise after you stayed up all night to do exactly 1 hr of actual work
prguitarman
tangentwithtanner
turnnoffyourmind
origamiaround
