God Only Knows.

28, she/her, Irish.

[witchdisk]

please god it would be so funny

[tryingtobecoollikeyou]

UNETHICAL????????????

[bunjywunjy]

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

[transbian-uprising]

my thoughts exactly

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[maximumthrill]

VEGETA

[pun-ishment888]

Possible case for Vegeta defeating bugs bunny.

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!

[melgillman]

I’m reblogging this 7-year-old comic of mine because, not only is it somehow still circulating, it just passed 400,000 notes??? Thank you, several hundred thousand internet strangers, for keepin’ this ol’ goat girl goin’ so long

(Also hi, I’m still making fairy-tale-flavored lesbian romance comics and have a new one coming out very soon…)

[gebo4482]

Project Hail Mary

Artist: Kris Anka, Ivan Weightman

[whatthehellisthis-world]

"theyfab" "theymab" how about I theystab you in the theychest

[importantcatpics]

[jung-koook]

JUNGKOOK 2.0 (Live at Pier 17)

[whenthegoldrays]

Main character who is forced to leave their world and solve the mystery that’s causing their existence to unravel and stop it, who changes so much in their journey that they end up staying in their new world instead even after being offered the chance to go back home

Friend they make while in the other world that is going through the same problem as them and believes in them even when they keep insisting they’re not anything special, and ends up saving them

Their not-quite-platonic but certainly not romantic relationship back home (that everyone else still assumes they’re dating) who commits several war crimes in their absence

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[enthyrea]

patron saints of one way trips

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[whisperingsoup]

youre right, no one else can feel it for me

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[i-merani]

[alexxuun]

What happens when Grace doesn’t sleep for 48 hours.

Based on this panel from Dungeon Meshi:

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[ralfmaximus]

Whistleblower on Reddit rage-blogs about how the food delivery company he worked for as a developer is ripping customers AND drivers off.

Main post screenshotted here in case it gets yanked; the whole thread is worth a read.

Posted January 2026.