AdoiQueen

Bi smol bean who's a poet who has too many gay ships and a big heart

[lyubizum]

My take on The losers’ club 🎃

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Aq33iFV1e/

[gifsboom]

[kikojaharo-deactivated20230714]

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

[wessasaurus-rex]

 ”What the fuck?” 

[emeraldcharos-blog]

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

[simonjadis]

confused sharp bunnies

[vertigoats]

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

[mischievousshota-blog]

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

[ironychan]

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

[antique-scarecrow]

alligators perfected evolution and have not needed to achieve anything since

[frnkieroismydaddy]

“What the fuck? Who’s alligator is this?”

[lunas-worlds-blog]

"Silence is the best answer to someone who doesn't value your words."

Lunas-worlds-blog

[samepictureoflegolas]

Fellas...

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

someone tagged this as #tw drama

[mindfulwrath]

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

[politenuclearbomb]

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

[grimoire-of-geekery]

Hot Chocolate Drinkers will save us all.

[itsgoodtobeming]

Tea drinkers: No tea bags, loose leaf only, first we test the water for Ph and mineral content, we may only use a pot that was brought to this country by my grandmother from a country which no longer exists, and if you want lemon or cream or heaven help us sugar, go to fucking Starbucks you heretic.

Coffee drinkers:  It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed the hands acquire shakes the shakes become a warning It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

Energy drink drinkers: Someone put caffeine in cough syrup and now I drink a case a day diabetes what’s that

Cocoa drinkers: I like to be cuddled from the inside.

[callingallcars]

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

[callingallcars]

for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness

[feral-flower-child]

Seriously. It caused so many memes.

[feral-flower-child]

[feral-flower-child]

Truly the greatest meme of our generation

[tokenofmydevotion]

I'm dying. I saw the original, but I've never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

[silvergryphon]

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

[baelanii]

This educated me so I’m sharing it

[rsf0908]

Yeah, me too.

[spare-mee]

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

[justshannary]

My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk. 

[thecornercoffeeshoppe]

My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2

[love-affair-with-fandoms]

My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits. 

Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.

This could SAVE a life.

dont be embarrassed to reblog, this post could be life saving

[trumpetnista]

Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.

[xsorrowxlightx]

As a cancer patient myself, who found my own cancer through a supposed LARPing injury last year, i know how scary it is and how important it is to catch it early. Please spread this around!

[the-gladdest-thing]

listen to ur boobs

[yungsadprincexx]

its all in the boobs

[letsdeadlyfart-deactivated20140]

hoW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO REBLOG THIS ! SORRY FOLLOWERS , #sorrynotsorry

[seraj-ade]

Always reblog! 

[purpleguavas-deactivated2014030]

REBLOG,THIS COULD SAVE SOMEBODY!!! DONT BE EMBARRASSED!!!

B

[ayamccabre]

Reminder that anyone who grew their own breast tissue can get breast cancer. That includes trans women, intersex peeps, and cis men who may not have been aware there could be some breast tissue in there. The only way to be sure you don’t have any at all is if you’ve had it all removed. If you’ve had tissue removed for reasons other than cancer, they likely didn’t remove all of it. If you find something weird, regardless of who you are or how you identify, get it checked out.

[lgbtqkidsrock]

All of you should reblog this. Breast cancer affects everyone and there’s not enough information about it.

[swanqueenisendgameyo]

Richard Roundtree, the actor who played Shaft, had breast cancer. He found a lump under his nipple while in the shower. Everyone should do self exams.

http://www.imaginis.com/breast-health-news/shaft-has-breast-cancer-men-can-develop-the-disease-too-dateline-november-9-2000

[dried-piece-of-celery]

Heard it here folks:listen to your boobs

[neurodivergent-crow]

Trans men and transmasculine folks, sorry, you aren’t exempt from this. Even if you’ve had top surgery. There’s still some breast tissue left, just like in cis men.

CHECK YOURSELVES. ALL GENDERS.

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

[thomasthetwinkengine]

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

[datesanddamian]

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

[whitewolfpharaoh-deactivated201]

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

[sortableroseanimations]

I would like and could use a small miracle

[sortableroseanimations]

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

[riverblight]

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[werevampiwolf]

Pi 2020: We’re here

[asexualautistic]

Allen 2020: Though to be fair I haven’t actually tried

[kendra-nullings]

Kendra 2020: That is a old man and a 20 year old

[qualityscum]

Scum 2020: And what part of me says “low fat milk?”

[unloved-daikons]

Liz 2020: The leaf blower man, he comes

[brokeyuppiepunk]

Riley 2020: Sorry to hear cutie!

[scottandhiskind]

Scott 2020: Whatcha gonna do? 🧐

[wayward-albatross]

Al 2020: Unrelated. Kaitlyn reminds me of Ashley.

[thankyougrass]

Sam 2020: aw lame.

[reeama-the-mage]

Jasmin 2020: I am using it

[nyx-the-bastard]

Ryan 2020: who is 100/10

[duckiedyke-deactivated20220716]

Jasper 2020: he babey

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Ember 2020: when will you be back

[leg-stealing-bee]

Bram 2020: no problem

[thetanzaniteknight]

Green 2020: That’s great, I hate it :)

[leafinsect-deactivated20201122]

isabel 2020: gregg wallace

[blackpaladin47396]

west 2020: MERCH

[justafankid]

mikey 2020: I love you

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

Jordan 2020: “shall I choose the trauma of rehab or the destruction of heroin addiction?”

[skinwalker-among-sheep]

Marky 2020: Out of curiosity, what time zone are you in?

[enraged-chihuahua]

Rachel 2020: get elbow macaroni

[this-mess-of-a-man]

Sarina 2020: Okay

[peterpansexual19]

Peter 2020: I feel spoiled

[kanyeismyenemy]

Bitch 2020: The thing ended

[mulebits]

Frankie 2020: RAWR!!! xD! *rips you to shreds* OOPSIES! >.<!

[vampire-valentines]

Erin 2020: WE KNOW

[idk-if-you-can-relate-but-ohwell]

Alivia 2020: IM STUCK IN A FUCKING TREE

[supertinytins]

Tinins 2020: oh no…

[enraged-fanby-and-co]

Kuro 2020: well she needs to either help me or stop pretending to be a good mother for fucks sake

[troycattribunny]

Troy 2020;Bitches really be out here being hotter than hell then have the gall to be 25 years old like they didn’t just turn off all people my age.

I’m 16…

[halloweenatdusk]

[adoiqueen]

I'm trying to go out floating

[anxietyproblem]

[memescomedy]

[transgirl-link]

"you can't tell someone's sexuality from their appearance" there was a girl on the bus with electric blue hair in an undercut, 6 piercings in one ear, rainbow converse, and a 'punch a fascist' pin on her backpack it's physically impossible for that person to be straight

[fwizard]

 #don't judge a book by it's cover but sometimes the cover does in fact tell you a lot about a book

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[hydro-homies]

ALL IN FAVOR SAY AYE