Skin Walker Among Sheep

Just a skin walker in sheep’s clothing observing the herd and waiting somewhat patiently to go home | I don’t belong here | mother of three | 25 | demisexual panromantic | married to my soulmate

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[adhdnursegoat]

prev is a dingo and they stole my baby

@sigma-time-lord @esperata @caesariawritesstuff @riddley-art @capr1pengu1n @circledemptiness @wolfsrahne28 @grimpowrrs

[grimpowrrs]

Previous is actually Superman and saved my cat from a tree.

No pressure tags: @weezer-alert @cactus-personal-purgatory @gr00vyashley @finniestoncrane @gothreeves @camera-cam @thehoodedsweater @one-lonely-artist and anyone else who wants to join!

[thehoodedsweater]

previous ate my cat

tagging @bumblingbriars @standing-flowers @justarandombirb @justa-snake @mikethecowboy @peachy-wafflez @rutzou @larspinfieldlover @dutchessofcaladan @dynastinoble @weezer-alert @basicallybeene @din0st1ck3rz @doctor-spengler @tylwer34567 @kitshomeforwaywardsouls @illinoisballripper @armikuu @ilovettrpgs @deaft-punk @gayghostbuster21 and anyone else who wants to join :))

[kitshomeforwaywardsouls]

Prev is a cat

@bluesheep23 @hiro–aoki @karis-online-archives @harbinger-of-lesbianism @luniimunii27

[harbinger-of-lesbianism-deactiv]

Prev is cis and straight.

@magicisrealandsoismyally @punkeropercyjackson @vrsenus @athena-xox @zyn0nn @starlust500 @st4rlight-kayz @emixion @doritopaw101 @applewhitehorse @artwilllive @lesbianforlottie @timetravellingkitty @astrophilic-soul @tiredguyswag @guldaastan

[guldaastan]

prev is a wizard

@rhubarbspring @yangsliuist @tiredguyswag @buttercuparry @maoistlandlord

[anqerr]

prev is a 19 year old from the UK

@jewishdainix @itsdappleagain @indignantdessertbirds

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Prev is a 27 year old who still uses tumblr

@deadbaguette @bambiilooza @gredegi @rrayyray

[fan-person-forevernever]

I know prev personally, and we’ve been close friends for over 20 years

@ididntknowwhattocallthis @natjennie @zeichenlily @tucsonhorse @sirquacklesdefoof

[ididntknowwhattocallthis]

Prev and I met at backpacking camp

@florbo-0 @kellumnights @instant-macandcheese @lemoncatssss

[lemoncatssss]

Prev and I have known each other since the first grade (:

@mrfost-27 @aurora-boreas-borealis @ididntknowwhattocallthis @marz-planet @sketchy-potato @stormcloudsarepretty @howyoudoingimshade @hellangelxx

[marz-planet]

prev originally wanted to be called orangedogssss but that was already taken

@stormcloudsarepretty @17-gnomes-inmypockets @abyssal-author-and-artist @trashcannotbealive @goodolecaptainjack @n3ver–more

[stormcloudsarepretty]

Prev actually has a secret burning hatred for all works by Brandon Sanderson.

@hazydreamart @n3ver–more @17-gnomes-inmypockets @illuminopetnx @goodolecaptainjack @ho-ho-homosxual @bossbabyfan2 @mvrphysart

[ho-ho-homosxual]

prev does not find storm clouds pretty and is a terrible person

@spooki-pooks @stanley-the-coolest @gothiestarzsuki @stories-i-guess + anyone else who wants to join

[stories-i-guess]

Prev hasn’t told random family members about me

@spookyvibesstudio @almostabajillionwasps @thecutecryptidvtuber @batmaybeman @chaos-triangle @mifgirlcomics @mishmash-webster @krispykreme1997 @sashathegirl @quietrainflower @ho-ho-homosxual @gothiestarzsuki @chaggie-supporter @cheekytown-official-0927 @chaoticbatfam (we’re kinda friends, right?) @listacole @wilko222 @potpigu

[thighchomper]

Previous and me met at nursing home bingo

[ambersong-lilac-reblogs]

prev has been my bestie since we were in the womb

@dragonslayerstudio :)

[dragonslayerstudio]

previous loser and i have gone to same school for our entire educational career and i am having a torrid love affair with their husband

@myawmyawchik-orden join the madness >:)

[myawmyawchik-orden]

Prev is actually John Lennon from the hit group The Beatles who has been hiding in a bunker this entire time and is getting ready to start the hippiepocalypse

@purritobastard HI HELLO

[purritobastard]

Prev is actually from the hit cartoon, Phineas and Ferb, and his name is Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

@adverbabuse @professional-termite

[professional-termite]

prev is actually a person from the 1800s possessing the body they currently reside in

@violet-yimlat @dimity-lawn @brediest-littleguy @teacup-captor @secretly-larry-daley and anyone else who feels like spreading lies on this fine day :3

[stevehatch]

Prev is only ever mean to me and totally isn’t awesome or cool and doesn’t make like the best art ever

@floxu @breakawayresin and anyone else who wants to lie about me but especially those two

[floxu]

Prev loves beating me with a shovel and is the laziest person I know ever and their interests are the worst and most boring interests int he world!!!!!

@mxmonsterstew @puccigucii @the-oc-lass

@liferemains and anyone else who’d like to join!!

[mxmonsterstew]

prev was engaged to my mother in ‘96 and ditched her at the altar

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

Previous is actually my dad who currently lives in Paris selling rip off copies of the Mona Lisa

@ariannabananasstuff

[ariannabananasstuff]

prev is straight. also reincarnated 1900s housewife

@not-a-gay-fangodess @starrymoons26 @radiohead1scool @wrenswreath @glueandmorphemes @rainyyymoon @matildas-comet

[noeliogallagh3r]

Prev can speak Hindi and helped Michael Scofield escape from fox river

@starzzz4 @dewey-1s-my-sp1r1t-an1mal @jasperthenewt @no-is-alive @nemice @paisley-constellations

[loud--sink]

prev is 6'7 and has webbed toes

tags- @dustybookcover @weird-scottish-nerd @radiohead1scool @historyfan9784 @mckinleygirl98

[strange-nerd-boy]

Prev hates fish and cats

@quiclycasual @totally-not-a-commie @chocolate-chexburger @theblueshark @kutie106 and anyone else :)

[theblueshark]

prev is a Chernobyl catfish

@spineless-lobster @cartaline @starpineninja

@meelonsquid @emoscot @sarinalmk

@lucs-madness @popcorn-milk and anyone else who wants to join

[popcorn-milk]

prev actually hates sharks

@1-jar-of-stars @chaoticlycollected @nutluvs @eevesoooop and anyone else!!

[chaoticlycollected]

Prev does band

@marvelousmiss-marvel @randommle @pietratoons @fluteybassoon

[fluteybassoon]

prev is actually a carrot in my minecraft carrot farm

tags, no pressure, lmk if you don’t wanna be tagged in the future: @leonsliga, @diary-of-a-loser-boy, @diaryofaninsaneperson, @heyitshaystack, @lunatic-wirtz, @skyrages, @thatwusialakid, @thatmentallyunstablebandkid, @that-one-flute12, @frenchfryturtle, @no-one-even-exists, @brellafan, @mischiefmanager89, @eightglass, @grandtheftautumn-fob, @artimxxx, @kisekii, @thy-red-menace, anyone i might’ve missed out

anyone feel free to join

[thefrenchfryturtle2]

Prev is homophobic (idk im bad at lying 😅😅 so i just said sometthing thats literally false)

@yourfavvvintj @mother-spore-missa @somemismatchedsocks @no-one-even-exists im curious as to see what yall come up w

[yourfavvvintj-deactivated202509]

prev still can’t tell the difference between your and you’re

@fennec-sucks @somemismatchedsocks @raysofpoetry222 @ravensncrowsx @bats-and-bruised @rileyisgoat @journalingexpert @overwhelmedfernfrond @lyssie524 @girl-rudely-interrupted @jammahanna @preposterouslloyd @salmonsushi13 +anyone else i’m forgetting

[ravenwordsx]

prev has a candy wrappers collection

@professor-geen-berries @yourlocalbadgerscales @charliecow @kiraandhervibes @equippedtolove @atokirina-tsuki @homocidalpotat <3

[professor-geen-berries]

Prev thinks that tumblr is for idiots and only comes on here to cyberbully teenagers :3

@arson-mushroom @dumb-bitch-aiden @generalangelphilosopher

[arson-mushroom]

prev is the least interesting person you’ve ever met

@nine-is-not-a-ten @loserkaleidoscope @kitab00m101 and open tags

[galeancunin]

prev lives in a flying castle and refuses to tell us where to get one of those! (this is such a silly tag game, i love it) Npt: @einloukrativesangebot @sweet-baby-idiot @egret-orchids and anybody else who wants to do this

[einloukrativesangebot]

Prev is NOT the nicest person alive

@muslimgrishahalfblood

[wheresmymiiiind]

prev has a magic unicorn that poops money

(Wanna have one)

@garlicpeaches @sweet-baby-idiot @humongouscreatorhologram @arandomao3user

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Prev wants to get Jason Todd pregnant.

@sparklingpurplewaffles @rosesandsailboats @lilac-dreams-1687 @littlepikmins

[purplesparklingwaffles]

Prev doesn’t want to get Jason Todd pregnant

@aestknowsbest @iridescentcrow @roguemagpie @demonicsuffrage @the-paladin-gay @wh0isconnie @alvin-drapers-zesti-can @haveihitanerve @here-and-queer312 @nana-mizu-shiki

[gay-draag-path]

Prev is actually a toaster

@here-and-queer312 @alexluvsskittlez @cruorcrave @theduke179 @system-of-an-up @lunaqstar @pardonmydelays @thepaladinstrait @redwidow616 @eggedagain

[ill-leave-the-porch-light-on]

Prev dislikes Spaghetti

@thepaladinstrait @that-ace-idiot @thatoneabsolutegoober @lunadreamsdespondently @person4924 @vampiricbisexuality

[thepaladinstrait-deactivated202]

prev hates the russian revolution

@pardonmydelays @necngravestcnes @xproskeith @redwidow616 @ettengiv @loulooser @twenty-one-froggy-pilots @your-mommy-ems @loveyou-imsorry @lostinthoughtsandfandoms @paladinstrait @kwilooo and anyone else who wants to <3

[lostinthoughtsandfandoms]

prev doesn’t believe in the sun

@tickity-boo-and-wiggle-on @definitelyanalien-maybeavampire @fandompain @finch-like-the-bird @kirbyak (no pressure y'all!! :3)

[skinwalker-among-sheep]

Prev believes birds are spyware technology.

[lgbtranswoman]

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

[prideknights]

We are going to bake a rainbow cake!

[deactivated-blog]

Can you teach us how to bake one??

[prideknights]

Of course! But keep in mind, this is only our second attempt!

For the cake we are going to bake, you will need the following:

[prideknights]

Step 1) Put the sugar and butter into a bowl and mix together until smooth.

[prideknights]

Step 2) Mix the eggs and the vanilla extract into the mixture until combined.

[Here you see Pride Knight Roderick cracking an egg]

[god-is-an-alpaca]

A one-handed egg crack and baking while wearing helmets…absolute legends

[prideknights]

After seeing Wizard Howl cracking eggs with one hand in Howl’s Moving Castle, I just had to practice it!

Step 3) Mix the flour into the mixture until combined. Then separate the mixture equally into six different bowls. After this, put food colouring into it. You don’t need too much of it! (We used about half a teaspoon of each colour) Then stir the colours into the mixture.

[prideknights]

Step 4) Grease up some sandwich tins (we used 20cm/8 inch ones) and put one of the coloured mixtures into it. We used two sandwich tins at a time because we could only fit two tins onto a single tray in the oven. You don’t want to put the tins onto different trays because they will cook at different speeds. Then put the tins with the mixture into the middle of the oven at 160°C or 320°F for 15 minutes, swapping each colour out until you have them all done.

Step 5) Once they come out of the oven, you’ll have cakes that look like the photo below! Don’t be worried if your cake looks a bit discoloured, it’s normal as the cake baked while touching the metal tin. We used a bowl as a template to cut around the cake to make it a bit smaller and to show off the vibrant colour!

[prideknights]

Step 6) Now lets make the icing! Mix 350g (1.5 cups) of butter, 700g (5.5 cups) of icing sugar, and 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract together with an electric whisk until nice and smooth. Be careful, icing sugar can be messy!

Step 7) After the cakes have cooled off, place the first cake layer down (purple) and cover the top with icing. Next place the  blue cake layer on top and again cover the top with icing. Repeat this step for all the colours, next placing green, yellow, orange, and then red. Finish this step by covering the whole cake with icing.

[prideknights]

Pride Knight Gareth is putting on the icing now. Look at how focused he is!

[prideknights]

We are almost done! Stay tuned for the big reveal!

[dergun4]

Im so excited, ive never been this invested in a cake before

[prideknights]

We did it!! Who wants a slice?

[the-worm-man]

This is how i know we’re not in hell because these people exist

[idontknowspanish]

I love you guys but the cake….it looks a bit messy  🙈

[prideknights]

You are right, but all that matters in the end is what is inside

[blood-lunacy]

How did a slice of cake become so inspirational, how do you guys manage to make everything so wholesome and affirming?

[unicornsandgenocide]

this is just- i have no words- its so good

[skinwalker-among-sheep]

Please help me find the original post so that I can add this on; or some one add this to it for me; either way, I thought this video belonged here.

[8-possums-in-a-trench-coat]

happy amok time day for all who celebrate

[planetquest]

im obsessed with this one guy on instagram who goes to that deer park in japan and takes videos of them set to 2000s pop punk and rock. all of the videos are like this

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[stele3]

ANOTHER cis guy with the power to joke about trans-ness.

[wagnetic]

#an innovative new twist on healing cock?

[blue--folder]

Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

[thestonecuttersguild]

It’s a little late now.

[i-am-a-fish]

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[kaity--did]

Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

[kaity--did]

2. “Come now my child.”

*bluey the album starts playing*

[kaity--did]

3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”

[kaity--did]

4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”

[kaity--did]

5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta

[kaity--did]

6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text

[kaity--did]

7.

“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”

[kaity--did]

8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked

[kaity--did]

9.

*Penny babbling in the back seat, many la la las coming from her car seat*

“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”

[kaity--did]

10.

“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”

[kaity--did]

11.

*penny is screaming, trying to climb back up a big slide at the playground*

“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “

[kaity--did]

12. *Pen is still screaming and baby cussing about not being able to climb back up the slide*

“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”

[kaity--did]

13.

“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”

[kaity--did]

14.

*Penny is crying because the bucket she insisted on sitting in fell off the couch with her in it. Husband is bouncing her and rubbing her back after assessing that no physical damage occurred, just a bruised toddler ego*

“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”

[kaity--did]

15.

[kaity--did]

16. “The only three things this child cares about is Elmo, Cooking Videos, and Keith Tryguy”.

[kaity--did]

17.

“Hey. No! Cup privileges hereby rescinded, bath chugger”

[kaity--did]

18.

we miss him a lot

[kaity--did]

19.

[kaity--did]

20.

“I just don’t know how you and I, the two most indoorsy people to ever exist, managed to give birth to I don’t know , Baby Bear Grylls!?”

[kaity--did]

21.

“Not that I ever would because I love her and she’s my best friend, but I’m pretty sure if we just gave her one of those old timey kerchiefs on a stick and like sent her into the woods, she’d be fine. She’d come home in a week with berries and woodland friends ready to go to war for her.”

[hashtagloveloses]

I’ve never been so taken out by a response

[terulakimban]

I got to see mom do this once. It was… terrifying. I was moving into my first apartment, and my buddy had just moved into a place about half a mile away, and he was almost crying with rage because of some of the safety issues the apartment had with the wiring. There were a whole host of other problems, but that one was about safety and it should not have been a thing. Mom gathered us up, and drove to the leasing office. When we got there, she informed him (not asked. She’d walked his apartment, noted everything she disliked (she had much higher standards than he did) and she was PISSED) that he was to keep his mouth shut, make whatever expressions she cued him on, and pretend he understood whenever she and I switched languages and we’d fill him in afterwards. (I have been used as a complainant prop before. I know what my job is when she’s on this warpath; thankfully she does not use her powers for evil.) It took her all of twenty minutes to have a promise in writing from the son of the owner for everything to be fixed by a specific date and also to install a ceiling fan at no cost to my friend. In that meeting, she managed to leverage his church, his family, his reputation, the concept of a gentleman, the biblical concept of how to treat the poor, how people would treat his children, once they were grown, and the concept of a self-made man (which my friend is trying very hard to be), Christian morality, what it means to be a community institution, real estate law, and honestly, I forget what else. She’d never met him before. She does not live in our city -or state, for that matter. We’re not Christian. She did a cold-read of him based on his office, face, clothing, and posture (he didn’t give us his last name -the ‘related to the owner’ was a guess that turned out to be lucky), and hit every point of pride or insecurity she could find. When some things still hadn’t been taken care of a week later, she *called his father* and implied that he’d failed as a man and a parent since his son hadn’t yet honored his word. My friend had the fan that day, and the remaining safety issues were taken care of on top of it. No yelling, no threats, it was just a calm, ‘friendly’ conversation. My friend does not do subtext; he knew the social chess game was going on, but not how it worked.  tl;dr: I’ve seen my mother do this and holy shit this really should be a thing.

[sunshine-tattoo]

my momma is a retired union lawyer. you should see her tear into landlords and rich people. it’s like watching a lion devour a zebra.

[lily-orchard]

Comrade Karen

[headspace-hotel]

I see now…“Karen” is a power that can be used for evil or good…

[fightingbadger]

Listen you are all gonna lose your shit once you find out where there’s a company where that is literally their whole business model. They are called “Karens for Hire” and their whole thing is helping out exploited people get justice - essentially complaining to the right people and making themselves heard.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/12/26/karens-for-hire-customer-service-complaints/

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[chlover-my-shingles]

i opened tumblr and this is at the top of my dash, wtf are you trying to say to me tumblr deities?

[raccoons-in-a-dumpster]

Be happier

[kdinjenzen]

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

[kdinjenzen]

Self-fulfilling prophecy

[kdinjenzen]

Oh no

[kdinjenzen]

Help

[kdinjenzen]

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

[kdinjenzen]

WHY!?

[kdinjenzen]

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

[kdinjenzen]

Nice.

[kdinjenzen]

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

[kdinjenzen]

Pain.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[misanthropemom]

They mentioned frogs.

[bumblebeebats]

Pisses me off when some products are designed exclusively for children. like I'm not saying we should get RID of stuff designed for kids, but why can't there ALSO be fruit snacks for the working adult. You know. Squeezy apple sauce pouches that say "Yes Debra, I am twenty-six years old and eating an apple sauce pouch on the train as it is a convenient, spoonless, healthy snack, and I refuse to be ashamed of that, goddamnit." Popsicles that say on the stick "FUN FACT: Remember to renew your passport at least 7-9 months ahead of the expiry date, as many countries will not let you travel if you have less than 6 months of validity left." Do you see my vision.