Aerkan

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[aerkan]

The latest episode just confirmed to me that this show is a comedy, because we've got:

Dumb and dumber no. 1

Criston 'I will die for glory and your sister's pussy' Cole

and

Gwayne 'this trip is a fucking nightmare' Hightower

Dumb and dumber no. 2

Aemond 'mummy issues level EXTRA' Targaryen

and

Alys 'my best friends are dead people' Rivers

Dumb and dumber no. 3

Larys 'Westeros' best babysiter' Strong

and

Aegon 'last brain cell fighting for second place' Targaryen

newly joined by

Tyland 'that pirate life ain't for me' Lannister

Dumb and dumber no. 4

Alicent 'never made a good decision in my life' Hightower

and

Helaena 'my mother is insane' Targaryen

accompanied by

Mysaria 'Daemon is ruining my yuri' The White Worm

And of course then we have:

The romance subplot delivered by Baela 'my stepmother probably hates me now' Targaryen and Adam 'Seasmoke's pet human' of Hull

The detective subplot presented by Daemon 'how did I become the only sane person here?' Targaryen and Rhaenyra 'I'm not made for this 9 to 5' Targaryen

All this written, directed and produced by none other than Ormund 'anger issues are scared of me' Hightower.

I really love this season. It's a blast.

[kilowave]

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

[janothar]

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

[wombatking]

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

[janothar]

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

[hmslusitania]

Further counterpoint, 

She’s still married to Shakespeare

[scholarlypidgeot]

When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway 

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mmeiram]

funny thing, the senator danced with a jedi all night during the senate ball.... they must be really good friends.

[mmeiram]

biblically accurate anidala

[aerkan]

Writing Odypen is equal parts mad and sweet, because what do you mean you would 'melt your crown down if Penelope wanted a new marriage ring'? Or that you would 'carve his image into every wall in the palace if it meant you could remember his voice for one more hour'?

They are both clinically insane and I love them.

[leavesthatarebrown]

Which fandom man are you?

haha thank you for the tag @wannabelilybriscoe! what a fun way to be exposed in public

I mean yeah... that checks out. not sure about the tumblr girlies, but I can live in hope :')

np tags: @livinginsunnyhell @a-pine-cone @moonymoom and anyone else who hasn't already done this and would like to!

[the-bogginses-are-gay]

thanks for the tag @apurplesloth <333

npt: @mistyjessart @lorax-devito @thebitterbeanjuice @aramossy @stormy-days-27 @bylerlipglances @bylerfiles @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @20riley25 @asneakyobserver @onebillionblorbos @iwanderbecauseimlost @numenoria @reedkitten @scumbaganarchy @spocks-got-a-glock @elle-greenaways-wife @bylersisendgame @scroofy-was-here @heartsonfire7 @that--elf @condohavenoking + anyone else who wants to join! <333

[iwanderbecauseimlost]

Lmaoooo what?

Anyway, no pressure tags: @gauntletgirlie @valar-did-me-wrong @wowstrawberrycow @silme-lorien @frodosrings @numenoria @onebillionblorbos @olorinscombatboots @oatmealaddiction @the-froggit @varda-star-queen @itwillbeourswansong + anyone else who wants to join!!

[gauntletgirlie]

Happy to be here? I suppose I would be if I was a man… 😅

No pressure tags for @wowstrawberrycow, @greenleaf4stuff, @varda-star-queen, @valar-did-me-wrong, @itwillbeourswansong, @daughterofthesunlands and anyone else who wants to play!

[greenleaf4stuff]

...I see a pattern emerging here.

Zero Pressure Tags: @plotdesigner @themalhambird @janacariad @illegalcerebral @itwillbeourswansong @wowstrawberrycow @thephoenixandthecrocodile @inahandful-of-dust @shestoodintears @makeshiftdraco @varda-star-queen @valar-did-me-wrong @baddybaddyadardaddy @askereiniongilgalad @biodead-on-the-biobed and whoever else wants to play! <3

[inahandful-of-dust]

tortured poet

you're so not like the other girls. you're so deep and brooding. and also sarcastic. and completely insufferable but in a hot way. because you're hot. not that you care about that. you're not smoking because you think it looks cool. you're smoking because we're all slowly dying anyway, so what does it matter? (if anyone happens to notice how sharp it makes your jawline look, that's on them)

Zero pressure @storm-elf @prince-of-syne @aerkan @ravenite-void and everyone else who wants!

[aerkan]

Well, love, obviously we have exactly the same taste.

Also a tortured poet btw xd

[thhouseofblack]

odysseus and patroclus probably bonded over being in relationships with the children of water nymphs, at some point.

[aerkan]

P: Sharp teeth?

O: Sharp teeth. Water in the room at all times?

P: Yeah.

O: Inexplicable puddles all over the floor?

P: He makes them on purpose after every swim in the sea. Scales?

O: Oh, yes. Weirdly good nightvision?

P: Sadly for me, yes.

[pastelpiggielol]

[prince-of-syne-deactivated20260]

@inahandful-of-dust

if you haven’t seen this bestie

[inahandful-of-dust]

Yes that's exactly how it works! Thank you bestie

@aerkan can confirm

[aerkan]

The unfortunate side effect of listening to musicals

[foopsie-daisy]

Ok but wouldnt it be really funny

[viablemess]

Two possibilities my brain conjures up from this lovely art

1. Telemachus strolls through the side door in full Athena garb, also about to go take care of it himself

2. *Distant, distressed Telemachus screaming* Penelope and Odysseus share a look "he didn't get that from me, so which grandparent are we blaming??"

[aerkan]

...Athena

[formerstingray]

I do see all these posts about Odysseus being lame as fuck and a bad flirter and very uncalculated when he tries to flirt with someone he actually likes... and I respect them... but I raise you charming brilliant witty Odysseus who doubles down on his game because if he actually likes someone (Penelope), flirting becomes a way to match wits and verbally spar and hence prove how alike they are...thoughts....

[aerkan]

I raise you Odysseus who is charming, witty and crookedly clever and can spin his words into intricate verbal traps and pitfalls hoping his sparring partner (Penelope) will do the same. But who also proceeds to trip over a rock immediately after saying something extremely smart.

[skykiuwu]

At it again with the ship sheet thing yippee

Sheet under cut

[unexplainedthings]

[opalescent-potato]

#oh no!! #his LUNCH

[alex51324]

his LUNCH!

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

[emmikay]

Diomedes: 6% of the Achaean Army think they could fight in hand to paw combat with a brown bear. Considering they can keep up with horses, weigh 600lbs on average, and have razor sharp teeth and claws I think 6/100 people in the Achaean Army might be in trouble.

Odysseus: I could almost certainly win a sanctioned boxing match against any wild bear. Not to brag, but I would probably win the fight in less than a minute. As soon as the bell was rung, I would be immediately mauled. But biting is not allowed in boxing. The bear would be disqualified for committing an intentional foul that caused injury, and I would be awarded the win. Possibly posthumously.

[tetobrain]

I’ve always had this idea of a suitor during hold them down being like “okayyy and I’m out of here I do not fuck with this- however there’s a hundred of you and I’m not Odysseus so I’ll be leaving, good luck to him though.”

Random beggar he passed by who overheard just mumbles: “thanks.”

And the suitor pauses, before just fucking booking it.

[beemovieerotica]

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

[beemovieerotica]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.

[villainessbian]

God's worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

one of the lines of all time

[glowcowboy]

grief is so crazy like what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. does she know i loved her. i miss her so much. i catch myself doing things she used to do. i wish i could call her. i miss her so much. i do a crossword puzzle. i cry while washing the dishes. does she know i loved her? my heart feels like a hummingbird. i miss her so much. what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. what if i forget.

[glowcowboy]

i talked ab this feeling in therapy yday and my therapist asked me, “would it really be so bad if your memories changed? if they softened and faded or looked different over time? why does that frighten you so much?” and i said, “i don’t want the love to disappear.” and she looked at me for a long moment and then she said, “it won’t. it doesn’t work that way. even if the memories soften or change, it doesn’t mean the love does. that love keeps going backward in time, forever, because you love her still. all is not lost.” i just thought i would share that in case it resonated w anyone else too.

[kilannad]

You can’t take loved away.

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[lassieposting]

@chickiefoo I read this as “do asexuals belong in space” and got SO EXCITED to send it to you