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[pekingopera]

Mongolia via PallasDav

[pekingopera]

PallasDav

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[lleyksie]

black bears ʕ-ᴥ-ʔ

[pocket-deer-belly]

my bsky account got suspended cause kiwifarmers got mad

[pocket-deer-belly]

happy pride, death to kiwifarms

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[demilypyro]

the idea of Morgan throwing stuff at Serra is really funny to me because Serra is like an invincible super android so it would probably just break apart on her and she's totally unfazed like

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[batsandboba]

#id do this if it didnt doxx my location

inat has options for this! for each observation you upload, you can choose to keep the location public, not disclose location at all, or to obscure it.

i'm a fan of the obscured option bc it shows the general area but not the exact coordinates, which allows for region-specific species ids without doxxing you

[je-mapelle-labaguette]

"Only truly stupid people don't ask questions"

Why are people grossed out by cockroaches? "Well they have cock in the name"

- Functioning adult @therealjacksepticeye , 2026

(Same stream btw)

[therealjacksepticeye]

A real man can provide wisdom and childlike humour at the flick of a switch! My talents are unmatched

[redstonedust]

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

[enriquemzn262]

Northrop B-2 Spirit flying over the Twin Towers, New York, 2000.

[direhyenawoman-infinitebitestyle]

dumbass fucking missed

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[darusen]

the floating head of wisdom

[toe-fingerman]

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

[pride-knightess]

Thank you for the clarification

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

[bisexualshakespeare]

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

[wonderwomemes]

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

[cgaratenby-deactivated20220830]

my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter