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[killjoygem]

new favourite panel

[likeabxrdinflight]

you know something else natla does that's really good? having Azula invoke Ursa's promise rather than Ozai's favor. that becomes the reason Zuko flips back to team Fire Nation. and while his motives made perfect sense in the original show, damn this kinda goes harder. I really hope they continue following through with this new take on the fire siblings dynamic, because Zuko's motivation to come home resting more strongly on a promise to protect his sister than any hope of regaining his father's favor? gimme all of that story. please.

[robs-your-robins]

I love the idea of Bruce doing little parent things for the kids. Like yes, maybe he's not called 'Dad' or maybe he fucks up more often than not but I like the idea of him making little efforts just to show them that he cares. Bruce bending down to tie Damian's laces or having him rest his legs over his so he can do it better. Bruce doing that licking his thumb and brushing dirt off Jason's face after patrol while he complains. Bruce cutting the crusts off of Duke's toast. Bruce fussing with Tim's unruly hair, trying to flatten it down. Bruce fixing Dick's tie or bow tie before a gala, even though its completely perfect. Bruce making sure that every piece of Cass's dance equipment has her name on it, staying up late one night to write her name in tiny letters in every item. Just Bruce who sometimes can't vocalise his feelings for the kids so he makes efforts in small ways.

[ineveryfandom]

bruce and dick, father and son? classic. batman and robin, partners in justice? exciting. bruce and dick, brothers with a huge age gap? more likely than you think.

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Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*

Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again

Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*

Bruce: that’s for calling me old

Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!

Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?

Tim: you don’t wanna know

Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?

Tim, gravely: yes

Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!

Duke:

Alfred: *pointedly looking at the broken window*

Bruce: dick did it

Dick, in space, on call with Alfred: i wasn’t even anywhere NEAR there

Cass: fuck!

Bruce: language

Steph: let my girl say fuck

Bruce: language.

TV playing in the background: ..nd SCORE! unfortunately, the Gotham Guardsmen have lost to Metropolis Metros once m—

Dick, from the couch: motherfUCKER

Bruce, angrily: metropolis BASTARDS

Cass:

Cass: not fair >:[

In a restaurant

Barbara: dick can you pass me the salt

Dick, with headphones on, not hearing her:

Barbara: dick? dick. dick!

Bruce: ill get it

Bruce: *reaches for the salt near dick’s plate*

Dick: *suddenly has his arms around his food, his fork clattering to the ground, their drinks spilling everywhere*

Bruce:

Dick:

Barbara:

Dick: ...in my defense these are some real good nachos

Dick: *waltzes inside bruce’s room, not saying anything*

Bruce: ...?

Dick: *looks at the pictures on the walls*

Bruce: can i help you??

Dick: *checks himself out in the mirror*

Bruce: please do that in your own room

Dick: *turns on the lights and rummages in the drawers*

Bruce: i already ate all the snacks there

Dick: *leaves* *doesn’t close the door*

Bruce:

Damian, also in the room:

Damian, in realization: jason got it from him

[papayafromtv]

when jason died, they buried him with the possessions that he carried on him all the time. there was a pocket knife tucked into his sock, the bracelet on his wrist from catherine that he never took off, a tangled pair of earbuds in his back pocket, and, in the top pocket of his jacket, the cellphone that bruce bought for him after he was adopted.

that cellphone stayed with jason in his grave. went with him when he dug his way out. somehow stayed on his person when he was taken by the league, and he managed to convince talia to let him keep it throughout all his training.

he doesn’t know why, maybe as a grief thing or maybe just because bruce forgot and it’s not like the bill effected him in any way, but he never stopped paying jason’s phone bill. his number’s still active, still working after all this time. even weirder, but dick started adopting the tradition of adding his dead brother’s phone number to each and every family group chat any of them created after ethiopia. again, jason doesn’t know why. maybe it was dick’s way of carrying his memory with them; including him in family conversations even if they all thought the number was connected to a long buried phone in the pocket of a long dead boy.

the point is that jason wasn’t dead any more. and all throughout his time at the league, he gets to watch the family chats. the mission statuses, the arguments, the rapid spiral every chat went through where they started off using it as a serious bat communication centre only for dick or tim to send a meme and instantly spiral into nothing but chaos that bruce would neither take part in or attempt to stop. jason spectates it all, always fingering the keypad but never actually typing out a message. he came close when there was a heated debate between steph and dick about the best donut types and he knew they were both absolutely fucking wrong, but luckily tim came in to educate them on the right choice last second and jason was saved from having to reveal himself.

the closest call was when little damian got a hold of his phone, attracted to the bright colours of the block game jason had been absently playing out of boredom while ra’s droned on about whatever had pissed him off that day. he’d let the kid play, sat on his lap and eagerly jabbing at the screen, and jason had only looked away for at most a minute before he’d turned back to find the screen open on the family chat, damian having accidentally clicked on the camera button and taken a selfie of the two that he’d been about to send through. luckily, jason deleted it in time, but he became much more careful about letting the kid play with his shit after that.

this is all just a long winded explanation and backstory for and au i think would be funny where jason’s reveal is literally just him deciding to fuck with his family by randomly dropping in through text like:

-in the chat-

bruce: status report.

dick: hungry :( but good!

steph: seconded, im fine

tim: drug bust went to plan, on way back to cave uninjured

cass: ^ same answer

babs: everything seems calm from what i can tell

jason: a little claustrophobic but the coffin’s kinda homely so ig no complaints from me

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several people are typing…

[rhodericks]

[agentanya]

Okayyy so Chadwick Curtis (Yuri's captain) is not Loid's father (as the latest chapter makes it mostly clear) but what if he's like a half-brother or something??? Kinda an Eren and Zeke Yeager situation? The theories continue!!!

[rawreiaa]

Not kataang related but that’s ohana

[agentanya]

Haikyuu characters as cricket players is taking over my brain rn

Like tell me hinata shoyo wouldn't literally be Sachin on the field (both Number 10s btw, and short, spunky and hope in tiny form) , lightning opener and pulling helicopter shots when he's lucky, but is also the fastest when taking singles (he's the worst at making the calls to run though, and barely makes it over the line when the ball is in keeper's hand, he DIVES).

[90vanaa]

🐑>🐺

[jisatsu-draw]

Like a lady 🌼✨

reference:

[cantareincminor]

1st graders in the Red Circus arc:

Vs.

Westalis’ greatest spy, an SSS officer, and Garden’s top assassin in the TV tower arc:

Who did it better?

[agentanya]

Most brothers-in-law to ever brother-in-law

[agentanya]

Anya's ritual dance apparently worked for my College Admission

Reblog to ✨️Manifest ✨️

[agentanya]

This dance worked for my college admission and three years later it worked and got me a job (scratch that, TWO job offers) so I guess it really works in some weird way.

I have a lucky parrot toy that's like Anya's chimera :)

[ladynoirist]

saw a post earlier today saying that twilight's real name might be james, since anya was subject 007 and bond (and bondman) is bond and that would complete the set of references, and i'm pretty sure endo said yor's name is short for "yolanda," which i googled just now and one of the first examples of notable people on the wikipedia page was

i think there might be something to this theory

[agentanya]

His name being James was my theory and I was the one who made the original post 😄😁.

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

The more and more i look at yuris boss... thats defffffffff twilights dad

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

Youre so right im being crazy i know lol BUT LIKE IT REALLY FEELS RIGHT YA KNOW???

Like even narratively it makes sense to me! The story really likes to make all the family members have secret lives and twilights dad was so suspicious! With the whole "work trip" because "things are heating up at the border" and then promising to come home for the festival that never happens because the bombs land that morning before he gets home??? And then he just never shows up!

And if he is a sss agent whos hunting twilight he will eventually have to face the same conflict as the rest of the family his job or his family! And if hes a ex spy who had a cover family in westalis that really brings twilights story full circle!

And they look just alike! The same jaw line the same cheekbones the same nose the same hair color and he has the same eye color as twilight and that suspicious scar!

The more i think about it the more likely it seems lol but its driving me crazyyyy i really want to know what twilights dads deal was and how sss guy got his scar!

[agentanya]

This is literally my favourite theory and I hope its true. The angst and the tension would be delicious

[cosmicdraghon]