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friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

ahh full moon tonight *I start turning into something*

vulpinesaint

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

sp1resong

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

hometoursandotherstuff

werewolfetone

Guy who's only ever seen a dog seeing his second thing:

emelianightingale

Brón orm ach, is madraí bána iad bee larvae?? An madra is lú :P

Anois ba maith liom:

gráinneog (hedgehog) = madra spíc (spike dog)

coinín (rabbit) = madra léim (jump dog)

faoileán (seagull) = madra droch (evil dog)

hometoursandotherstuff

beese-churger

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept

nihilistic-body

medievalthymes

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

lakevida

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles