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mellifexfarm

kissing

great-and-small

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

opticallyaddicted

Masafusa Shibuya, satin, organdy, and silk thread

Masafusa Shibuya made these garments out of satin, organdy and silk thread. They offer the kind of comfort that you can touch and see, but also remember. Part dream, part architecture and part mood, these solitary scapes are a refuge of pathos and melancholy. As found in Fabric and Needlework Illustration, 1994. Via

kosmogrl

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

nonlynear

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

hewoweens

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

steveyockey

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

baronfulmen

So, Action Park had a water slide. But you know how some roller coasters are noted as having a loop? Well.

Yeah, they had a water slide with a loop.

Shockingly, there were injuries. But some of those injuries were long scrapes... even though the inside of the slide was supposed to be smooth. How odd!

Turns out they'd scratched themselves on the teeth embedded in the slide from people who had hit the loop face first.

And that's the teeth story! Wheeeeeee!

aquaheartgirl

Thanks! I hate it

shamebats

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

abigailunderthemoon

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’