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alienatedartt

i would tag the post this is based on but I lost it 😔tag the og if you know it !!

forestgreenlesbian

knitted banners by freddie robins

mzr-hsh

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

perriaeyjeve

spiribia

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

postnuclearophelia

he got raptured

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winonaparadise

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

funnier-as-a-feedist

prev you're changing my brain chemistry

obfuscatingintelligence

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.