we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin
Origami Around
#extradirty
🪼
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
tumblr dot com
Cosmic Funnies
oozey mess
DEAR READER
if i look back, i am lost
Keni
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
No title available
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from Türkiye
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from South Korea
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Iraq
seen from Ukraine
seen from Ukraine
seen from France
seen from Ecuador
@aka-efirg
boku no hero academia
de-aged todoroki 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
todoroki x shindou x bakugou nap time | cat sheets
bungou stray dogs
god doesn't do human
of god and... god
back to back but together
tainted marks
dragons love fire
vampire diaries
time-travel background | denzo ficlet | extract | thoughts | denzo one-shot
[after an accident that destroys half the base, the black bulls had to share rooms]
Finral: The problem with sharing a room with others are the people I've unfortunetly ended up with.
Finral: Gauche is like a moody turkey just walking around trying to control everything. Zora is that impish rooster who deliberately causes trouble for his own amusement.
[cuts to Gauche strangling Zora as they wrestle on the ground]
Gauche: GET YOUR FUCKING SHOES OFF MY BED!
Zora: [flips him off with a middle finger]
[cuts back]
Finral: And Luck is a freaky, crazy, wild duck who loves to mess with and be chased by the super loud and super furious goose, Magna.
[cuts to Magna chasing after Luck with a baseball bat in hand]
Magna: I OUGHT TO FUCKING KILL YOU!
Luck: [running away in panicked laughter]
[cuts back]
Finral, claps hands: And I'm just a weakling, a little worm who can't harm a fly. Can we switch rooms, please?
Nero:
Nero: Did you come up with all these bird metaphors to convince me to switch with you?
Finral, sweating: You can be the nest's alpha.
1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back
up next, the triangle.
we know what hole that goes in, right?
that's right, the square hole!
im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab
if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right
i would like to add, Open Link in New Tab in Group. *sighs dreamily*
im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab
if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right
if i ever accidentally open a link in the same tab, i cry
bf has announced it's 'kiss a dork day' and keeps kissing me in celebration but when i try to kiss HIM he holds me back and says 'no sorry I'M not a dork' and because he's bigger and stronger than me i am gaining no ground in this battle. i'm fuming
TERRIBLE NEWS woke up this morning and bf has announced it's kiss a dork day today again and showed me that he made it a reoccuring annual event on his calendar. march 13th is now my enemy
Happy March 13th to all those who celebrate
some people clearly scheduled this post to get reblogged on 13th march so the notifications helped me realise what day it was before my bf was awake so i was like hehehe this time i'll get him for sure. but no. he woke up and immediately blocked all of my attempts like fucking neo
I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.
There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.
The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage”
How it feels to have curated your space in fandom
Modern Steddie AU where Steve is unnaturally good at specific video games, but is entirely uninterested in playing anything other than Madden NFL.
He can however, be sweet talked into helping the Party defeat whatever they're stuck on, and remains to be their go to person well into their college years.
Theyre slowly growing a streaming audience for their games and shenanigans, and have established Steve as something of a fan favorite side character by the time they accidentally go viral.
See: insanely popular streamer and metal band singer Eddie Munson has proposed an insanely difficult challenge to his audience.
Winner gets front row seats fo his concert, plus a few tantalizing other things, with the prize pile growing the longer there isnt a winner.
One week in, no one's been able to complete The Freak Show.
The whole challenge has caught an crazy amount of real world attention, but things go out of control when Steve leads the Party through it like its nothing, making fun of Eddie the entire time because he doesnt know hes a real person and not just part of the game.
("No dorks, not that way, thats a trap." Steve says, because he still talks like its the 80s even in 2025.
"How. How is that a trap, Steve?" Dustin is arguing, wasting precious time to do do.
"Because the guy who gave you that is named Cypher, and Cypher was that traiter guy in The Matrix. Which lines up with all the other nerdy references this game has."
Quiter, but still loud enough to be picked up by his mic, he adds: "At least its not another Lord of the Hobbits one, I swear this Freak guy has a crush on Aragorn."
"Lord of the Rings Steve! God we can't take you anywhere--"
"When did you watch The Matrix?" Max interrupts. "That's not your vibe."
"Oh I watched a ton of shit, back when Robs and I worked in that movie store."
"Was that back when the dinosaurs existed?"
"No it was back when I was sucking face with your sister, Wheeler.")
Unfortunately for Eddie, Steve has some insanely clippable zingers, as well as some truly impressive game play, but its not until Steve breezes through the end, staring at a picture of Eddies game character, loudly announcing--
"Oh I see why hes so popular despite all the yapping. He's hot."
--That Eddie decides he absolutely has to meet the jock who keeps forgetting to turn his shitty microphone on while playing and silently yelling into his webcam.
(He expects Steve to loudly announce "Oh God you're real." when he manages to set that interview up, and hams up his reaction.
He does not expect to immediately get bowled over by the second thing out of Steve's mouth, which is: "Dude you're giga hot, but I need to do something about your hair the ends are FRIED." in the most horrified dude-bro jockccent hes ever heard.
It's the start of a beautiful friendship that absolutely leads to something more.)
So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.
"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."
"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."
"My god... everything's coming up Jason."
She's right and I'm scared
This implies a liquid form of bread
Official Bread Post
sometimes i worry but i don't remember what for so it's just anxiety for no reason
As a cruel joke from the universe, I have been thrusted into this dead fandom. But man, I have some issues as I'm completing my watch namely about the whole Nick and Adalind situation. While I went into this knowing that they were endgame I hadn't realised just how annoyed at it I'd be.
I mean, Adalind has been awful to Nick from the get go, and while I know she was the show's bad guy for a bit, she literally had tried to kill Nick's aunt, did all sorts of shit to Julliette to get back at him for stealing her hexenbiest-ness, not to mention the whole thing with Hank.
But worst of all, she literally raped Nick. And maybe it's a result of the fandom being dead, but I feel like nobody talks about it. Similar to the fandom, it NEVER gets spoken about in the show other than for it to be called "weird" or to have Juliette treat it as if Nick cheated on her.
And now, as of Season 4 episode 20, Nick has a complete character change in regards to her MID episode. From being disgusted and hating her to almost doting on her after she forces him to touch her pregnant stomach that was the result of the rape. I understand that she did it to get rid of his grimm-ness for the royals so she could get her baby back; this point later becomes moot as they didn't even have the baby, this still shouldn't excuse her actions.
And again, the show never touches on it. But even putting that aside, it's so forced and rushed in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I love a good redemption ark and I feel Adalind's could have been great but having her cared for by Nick as if she was suddenly nothing more but an extension of the rape baby, cheapens her. She was a great character, a villain to good guy arc could have been perfect.
As an extension to this, they could have done a redemption arc without the poorly done enemies to lovers trope. Become a good guy through realisation and growth and not because she's carrying his baby. Not having Nick suddenly forget his feelings towards her instead of a gradual acceptance where the hatred fades away to a certain level of acknowledgement of the past; not that I'm saying that I'd blame him for always holding a level on uncertainty about her.
All I'm saying is that this feels like a very crap way to force Adalind into a main character along with Nick & Co and I feel it could have been handled better by leaps and bounds.
Keeping this out of the ship tag because as much as I do not like it, I live by ship and let ship.
