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Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you canât find them anywhere on the page?
Still hearing the ads music after you close the page
having adblock
Sites that forbid adblock
When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled
When porn ads pop up unexpectedly
this post gets better everytime i see it
When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.
THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
When the ad shows something youâre actually interested in.
When you have to wait to skip the ad
When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes
@extraordinaquari
I dub this post âThe Legend of Advertisementsâ!Â
when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.
It got better.
Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol
When you get so many ads at once that the site youâre on crashes and you have to reload the page.
When an ad plays awesome music
MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED
WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT
Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context
When its an ad for something youâve been waiting for all your life
When an ad is so weird somebody took a screenshot and made a tumblr post to show it to people
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THIS POST AND AN AD TOOK UP THE WHOLE PAGE
Iâve only ever seen this post with the first three, I have been blessed this night
Damn those sneaky adds
me every summer
Juice=Juice Wonderful World profiles (2015)
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That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency Iâve seen on this site yet.
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Because, as a newer fan, Iâm very curious about this, reblog this and tag your first group that got you into kpop and your first song by them, and if youâre still into them !
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Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
waitâŠthis is a completely different gif set on my blogâŠ
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
Yes.
What? How? O_O
IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN
HOW DID YOUâŠ..!?!?!?
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and Iâm so glad.
#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)
this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying
#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOUâRE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)
Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because âbut why do you have to have sex with them? just donât??â
^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??
âŠdo you have any idea how hard it is to do literary criticism that will get published when your reaction to at least 75% of character motivations is this makes no sense whatsoever why do they even care?Â
When people ask you why you donât date someone just to try, and when you answer that well youâre not interested in that person, they explain that usually you donât like the person at first, but you might fall in love after having dated a little while
and youâre just?????? but what?????????? is the point of dating someone if you donât like them??????????????Â
what do you mean the point is making out and sex????????? why would i want to do that with someone i donât already like?????????
I have literally experienced all of these.
^Same
THIS
^All of this
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFyeBk5FUkA)
A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about.Â
Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in commonâŠ
Iâve reblogged this on every account I have.
This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.
Thanks for this, Denmark.
i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3
The reason why NBCâs Hannibal found such a huge female audience is because Fullerâs/Madsâ Lecter is not a male power fantasy: heâs a female power fantasy.
Heâs not a broody snippy git whose appeal is assumed apriori and who in real life would drive away absolutely everyone he met (e.g. any sad manboy ever trotted out as a lead by Moffat).
Heâs not an âaspirationalâ over-muscled hulk.
Heâs not a fighter for âtruthâ or âjusticeâ for whom bodies are just collateral on his path to heroic self-actualization
This Hannibal is the Head Bitch In Charge.
He is independent to the n-th degree. He lives to please himself and no one else. He is fabulous. He shamelessly geeks out over obscure and refined pastimes and shares them with friends. He is the Queen Bee of his social circle. He takes any excuse to treat himself, but he also has perfect self-discipline: gym is not optional. His time-management skills are superhuman. He can decorate and keep a house like Martha Stewart, hold down several jobs, and practice multiple hobbies daily.
(And what are his hobbies, aside from slaughter? Cooking, foreign languages, drawing, playing musical instruments and composing. And clearly clothes shopping. He is probably on first-name basis with the best tailors and cordwainers in town. Contrast with Will, whose hobbies are stereotypically masculine: fixing motor boats, fishing, playing outside with his dogs.)
Hannibal is not young, but he wears his age gracefully. He regrets nothing, like an embodiment of Piafâs âNon, rien de rienâ. His hair is perfect because he clearly spends time in front of the mirror styling it, not because the showâs producer wanted him to look effortlessly cool (*cough*Sherlock*cough*).
He never, ever loses his temper in public, as if he knows that the world/audience will not fawn over him for trying to assert himself through vulgarity, posturing, or volume - all the typical ways in which men like to hijack and dominate conversations.
He can dispatch a creepy stalker like Franklyn with a single neck twist, with no consequences. A sweet fantasy, indeed. If only real life stalkers were so easy to dispose of.
Hannibalâs victims - those who were not killed in self-defense or as âmurder presentsâ for Will - tend to fall into two categories: other killers who act like *they* are the baddest bitches in town (Gideon, Tobias, the mural guy) and people who disrespect him. Of those, there are surprisingly many. In fact, it seems like the very esteemed pillar of Baltimore society Dr. Lecter goes through life constantly being dissed. This is rather puzzling. Hannibal is a tall good-looking white gentleman who speaks like a professor, dresses like a count, and drives a Bentley that costs more than peopleâs houses. And yet something about him prompts many people, especially in the service industry, to be rude to him.
But he doesnât confront these âpigsâ (already a gender-loaded term, even though it gets applied to victims of both sexes) in a head-on, macho way. Instead, he bides his time and dispatches his prey through some kind of a sneak attack. His preferred philosophy of fighting is âfeminineâ: assume your opponent is physically stronger and donât try to out-muscle them. (Even if his opponent is much smaller and weaker, like Chilton.) Subterfuge, ambush, sedatives - Hannibal wins his fights by fighting on his own terms. Nevertheless, if a man should come at him with a weapon, he defends himself with perfect adroitness: Tobias, Jack, Masonâs henchmen, etc.
Even some aspects of Hannibalâs relationship with Will would make more sense if he were female. In particular the issue of, well, issue. Hannibal is clearly Not Okay with Will having children with anyone but him. This is somewhat odd for a man, especially one who seems to have never wanted kids before this. But it makes sense for a woman just past menopause: fate finally delivered her dream partner, but itâs too late to have a family. And so Hannibal sets up the dominoes for Margotâs pregnancy to be terminated practically as soon as he learns of it. If he canât have Willâs kids, then no one can. They may be adopted, but they have to be *theirs*.
It also makes sense that when Hannibal discovers Willâs treachery, he goes full Medea on him. Killing the manâs children is common to cultural narratives of wronged women all over the world. Itâs often the only leverage they have over the men, the only way they can exact revenge. Hannibal can take much more than Abigail from Will, but she is the only thing he can take that truly matters.
Bonus exercise for the reader: imagine a version of the show where everything is the same, but Hannibal is played by Meryl Streep.
Or even just swap Mads Mikkelsen & Gillian Anderson places. Let her be Hannah Lecter; let him be Dr. Bennett Du Maurier, her wary shrink. Both the characterization and plot still work almost 100%.
I wrote this before season 3, and I just want to point out something that happened on the show afterwards. We saw Hannibal engage in more stereotypical male combat: protracted, hand to hand, with improvised weapons. Once against Jack and once against The Great Red Dragon.Â
Both times, Hannibal was smaller and physically weaker. In Mizumono, he only got to Jack through cleverness; physically, Jack could throw him around like a rag doll. When they met again in Italy, Jack kicked his ass so thoroughly Hannibal had to save himself by falling out the window and hobbling off. Same with the Red Dragon: had they gone head to head, Hannibal would have been thoroughly pwned.Â
Bryan Fuller described Hannibal and Will fighting to âtwo jackals trying to take down a rhinocerosâ. He might as well have said âtwo women trying to take down a manâ.Â
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The finale of Sherlock season 4 got me like
Pourquoi je sens qu'en 2017 on va se retrouver en second tour avec Sarko/Le Pen ? Pourquoi la vie ?
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