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Hey, name's Meg. 23. Multi fandom blog. I love any questions so ask away!

[offonaherosjourney]

In retrospect, the funniest bit about the Barbie movie has to be that what kickstarted the whole plot was that a human was "playing wrong" with a Barbie. My Barbies were at war with the Playmobils until both sides discovered that the conflict had been secretly instigated by a bunch of dinosaurs that wanted to distract them so they could eat them. I play acted an Emmy-worthy soap opera that went on for months about shapeshifting Barbies from another dimension that featured every trope of a book I didn't even know existed. At some point I came up with a story where my Barbies realized they were toys and became aware of my presence so they secretly plotted ways to defeat me. If a human giving Barbie cellulitis did that to Barbieland, I don't want to know what my Barbieland looks like

[aletheyass]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[geeseareassholes]

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

[queensparklekitten]

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

[queensparklekitten]

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[bakuraryxu]

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

new seasons greasons lore dropped

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[lesvegas]

Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.

[lesvegas]

I’m trying to be but getting testosterone without a family doctor is borderline impossible.

[lesvegas]

Why are you people talking about my post like stock market speculators.

[ghost-cassette]

It's a bear market

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

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[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

also reblog after voting

[onemuseleft]

I was off Tumblr for one day and everything is vanilla extract.

[aethersea]

surely you remember the vanilla extract scene in Goncharov (1973)

[tractorgoth]

[airagorncharda]

my most recent strategy for dealing with executive dysfunction is that when I catch myself lying in bed thinking “I want to be doing the productive thing, but for some reason I’m still just lying here, wtf is wrong with me” I start mentally screaming until I get up. 

I don’t mean screaming AT myself, I just mean screaming. Like, a battle cry, or a tantruming baby. The goal is to fill up my brain with “AAAAAAAAAAA” until I am vertical. I can’t articulate WHY it works, but so far it’s working for me!

[airagorncharda]

Oh, Correct

[nebuvoid]

[nicostiel]

[pansexual-pied-piper]

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

[kyleblackpaw]

Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again

[pansexual-pied-piper]

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

[heartsnbruises]

Always reblog derogatory pepperoni

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Pepperoni (derogatory)

[atlinmerrick]

I LOVE this, thank you.

[cozycryptidcorner]

Personal Trainer: so what motivated you to start working out?

Me, internally: I want to be able to pick up a man in the firearm carry and haul him around like a little baby lamb.

Me, externally: endurance training seems generally beneficial.

[world-of-shadows-and-music]

Fun story time.

I am only 5'1 but I used to work out and lift weights in competition. I dressed in baggy clothing so no one would ever see/notice unless they saw me in the gym.

I met my husband by listening to him and his buddies boasting that they were super strong. Now my husband is 6'2 and had a good 150 lbs on me.

So I made a bet, if I could carry him out of the building he would have to buy me lunch. Being the 20 year old he was, he agreed. I lifted his ass over my shoulder and fireman carried him out of the building and to the court yard before demanding my free food.

Lesson to be learned? Work out and be strong to get free food from unsuspecting victims.

(We ebeded up dating and marrying. We are very happy)

[cozycryptidcorner]

..... so i’m on the right path

[ngalitzine]

thinking about how people largely misunderstand the tenth doctor's arc when they don't accept that he is shaped by his love for rose. david tennant has LITERALLY said multiple times that he imprinted on her, ten is everything he is because of rose. because of her presense and her absense. and because some people ignore this they don't understand that the reason ten's arc ends so painfully is because after he loses rose in season 2 he is so desperately trying to cling to the happiness and hope that she gave him that it becomes a vice. he literally says that her name keeps him fighting. ten is proof that emotions can either destroy or save you. or how they can do both. ten doesn't want to regenerate because he knows that he is defined by rose and as painful as that becomes at the end, he doesn't want to lose it because he loves his version of himself that was born out of love. he doesn't want this version of himself to die because he loves being tied to her, and because she gave him so much hope he keeps thinking that he can fix things somehow. he thinks he can find it again, but the more he searches for it the further it gets and the madder he becomes. he's lost so much but he still wants to believe he can go back, he can do more and he CAN'T. this is why tentoo had to exist and why ten HAD to regenerate and how those things are tied. in the end it's about how sometimes there is no going back to that happy time, there is just moving forward. sometimes you have to create a new life. sometimes you have to let go to move on. sometimes you have to burn everything and start anew to keep living.

[leggywormy]

Has this been done yet

[lyeekha]

you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years

[mylittleredgirl]

everyone i’ve encountered today has been like “you… seem different? lighter somehow?” and i’m like how do i explain how i and the many strangers who have been stranded on this fucked up desert island of a website for the last 8+ years reached a state of time-traveling collective catharsis last night without first having to summarize entire geologic eras of internet fandom culture

[mylittleredgirl]

#my therapist at the start of the session: you seem? happy??  #me: okay so there’s this show I’ve never watched called supernatural ( @pastelbunn )

[mylittleredgirl]

happy anniversary to the single most experience i will ever have on the internet

[cerastes]

Being a long time Tumblr user makes you privy to a lot of deep magic because you were there when it was written. Like the old trend of blogs having autoplay in them. You would check a blog and music would start blasting. Over your music. As if the Geneva Convention wasn’t real.