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Intro
Names: Akua/Aerith/Mudkip/Xia
Pronouns: She/They + axo/lotl/axolotl/axolotl's/axolotlself (+ it/its if also trans)
Age: 19 (sept 17th is womb escape anniversary)
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Transfem axolotlgender
art in pfp by @sanitizarium
art alt is @akua-da-artist
Nsfw alt is @akuaomega
My discord is akuaultima
I will get my spark back no matter how long it takes
gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh
has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing
The Cinema Sins effect
Cinema Sins would never had existed if we were all lizards.
Cinema Sins would
never had existed if
we were all lizards.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I don't know if full on execution is proper justice, but at least they did something.
I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes
you: making aalittle thing with clay
the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes
Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!
This actually inspired me to make my own
Meet: Horse and Warrior
I also decorated them with some dried sage, some strands of something or other, two feathers, a seashell and a circle of some of my favorite rocks
They aren’t baked and hardened yet but I’ll do that tomorrow because it took me like an hour or two straight to finally get the proportions to where I liked them
I am happy with what I made
And I do hope my ancient Indo-European ancestors are happy also
I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.
Or even like... Cannon warfare.
Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.
Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane
in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job
Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.
Fun fact for anyone who does this, being a misogynistic man isn't funny just because you're trans or you think the idea of treating trans women like women is inherently funny, how funny do you think she finds your "ironic" misogyny when you punch down on the women that don't have cis privilege over you
also no one says it but the punchline of "trans inclusive misogyny" is almost always the implicit assumption that transfeminine people do not actually experience misogyny in our day-to-day life. thats why its considered humorous and acceptable to do, rather than just being. misogyny against women.
I'd even go a step further and suggest that the punchline isn't just the implicit assumption that we don't experience misogyny in our daily lives, but that we don't experience misogyny in our daily lives because we "aren't women" and it's funny to pretend that we are by being bigoted towards us.
I think people forget that the original "trans inclusive radical misogynist" joke about Steven Moffat was predicated on the fact that he is, famously, a horrible misogynist. Like, the funny/ironic/surprising thing was that someone with such backwards, regressive, misogynistic views would say something that appeared at least tacitly supportive of trans women being, y'know, women. It was not redemptive, it was not "hey i guess he's okay, since he's trans inclusive, that excuses his misogyny!", it was just a broken clock being right twice a day, and the play on words that resulted from it. There is no "good" way to be a misogynist.
more people should have cambrian era animals as fursonas. especially if they design them the same way sparkledogs look. i just want to see art of a rainbow anomalocaris holding hands with an edgy hallucigenia
is this too much to ask for
Behold! Cambrian gfs
my beloved opabinia
anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!
a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets
a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls
a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks
your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)
a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties
have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!
oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives
GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!
"if men could get pregnant-" they can. "if men got periods-" they do. "men never experience-" they do. "men would never understand-" i promise you whatever you are about to say there are men who go through the exact same thing
forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware
to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day
This seems like a good post to include this link on:
One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort
Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.
They. They forgor
They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.
this is a fucking futurama bit
I always forget that when est. Is on something like this it means established and not estimated
I am finally finished with my bag!! very happy with how it turned out
