ThePerfectMistake @alexwithlove - Tumblr Blog

it is technically true that in order to be “back” on your bullshit, you must first be off your bullshit. however, i am “back” on my bullshit in much the same way that sisyphus is “back” on top of his hill right before his boulder rolls back down to the bottom.

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Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

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Nope!

Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡

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The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

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Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

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why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

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The birds and the bees

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!!!

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They’re dating ❤️

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Girlfriends

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I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

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This is the funniest fucking post on this website

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

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this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

same energy

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The fourth horseman

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Here’s another for yall

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Hey why can’t I reblog this

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wait this post is a no-note bungus

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For years I asked, pleaded for a chance to own my work. Instead I was given an opportunity to sign back up to Big Machine Records and ‘earn’ one album back at a time, one for every new one I turned in. I walked away because I knew once I signed that contract, Scott Borchetta would sell the label, thereby selling me and my future. I had to make the excruciating choice to leave behind my past. Music I wrote on my bedroom floor and videos I dreamed up and paid for from the money I earned playing in bars, then clubs, then arenas, then stadiums.

Some fun facts about today’s news: I learned about Scooter Braun’s purchase of my masters as it was announced to the world. All I could think about was the incessant, manipulative bullying I’ve received at his hands for years.

Like when Kim Kardashian orchestrated an illegally recorded snippet of a phone call to be leaked and then Scooter got his two clients together to bully me online about it. (See photo) Or when his client, Kanye West, organized a revenge porn music video which strips my body naked. Now Scooter has stripped me of my life’s work, that I wasn’t given an opportunity to buy. Essentially, my musical legacy is about to lie in the hands of someone who tried to dismantle it.

This is my worst case scenario. This is what happens when you sign a deal at fifteen to someone for whom the term ‘loyalty’ is clearly just a contractual concept. And when that man says ‘Music has value’, he means its value is beholden to men who had no part in creating it.

When I left my masters in Scott’s hands, I made peace with the fact that eventually he would sell them. Never in my worst nightmares did I imagine the buyer would be Scooter. Any time Scott Borchetta has heard the words ‘Scooter Braun’ escape my lips, it was when I was either crying or trying not to. He knew what he was doing; they both did. Controlling a woman who didn’t want to be associated with them. In perpetuity. That means forever.

Thankfully, I am now signed to a label that believes I should own anything I create. Thankfully, I left my past in Scott’s hands and not my future. And hopefully, young artists or kids with musical dreams will read this and learn about how to better protect themselves in a negotiation. You deserve to own the art you make.

I will always be proud of my past work. But for a healthier option, Lover will be out August 23.

Sad and grossed out,

💔

Taylor

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“iT’d Be FiNe If YoU mAdE iT cOmIc AcCuRaTe”

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i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

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this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

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piece of advice for my closest of friends - if I’m running D&D for you and an NPC has a name with a French or German root, it’s worth translating it, it’s almost certainly major spoilers

this brought to you by the time the players literally spent a 6 hour oneshot working for Liar McLieFace, headquarters at the Department of Lying

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ripe

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They woke up like “this my soooooong”

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careful, you’ll start a howl!

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just so you know

the US minimum wage that we all agree is too low to live on ($15,080/yr) is far more than many legally disabled people receive in benefits

the maximum SSI for a single person is $8,796/yr if a disabled person marries another, each drops to a max of $6,600/yr

while you’re fighting for 15 maybe look at that too

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Not to mention we aren’t allowed to have more than $2,000 saved at a time. EVER. Like EVER or we lose all benefits completely. In the bank, in cash, it doesn’t matter. The government literally keeps us poor, while also making us pay immense amounts of money for health care that we require to even survive or function (let alone work enough to be able to get off of benefits, not to mention that there are a ton of people who will never be able to do that anyways). It’s a very, very broken system and not one that was ever meant to actually help anyone.

Plus, “marriage equality” is still a huge problem for disabled people (as you can see), which is something almost everyone is ignorant to/doesn’t care about.

DO NOT LEAVE DISABLED PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR ACTIVISM.

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X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

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Turn up your sound to hear the difference in summer insect life between a mowed field and our neighboring property 3 years into a gradual restoration. This is what it’s all about! More native plants means more native bugs, deeper roots, and slower, cleaner runoff. Which means cleaner water, more food, and over all better habitat for larger wildlife!

Patched this together from a vid we took to show off that box turtle (we were excited to see a new individual!). The bugs you can hear in the first bit are mostly the ones from our yard, they’re just that loud. The difference is even more obvious in person, so I’ll try to take a better vid this summer!