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@alister-fairfox
Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didnāt want a child
My reblog speed tho -
Ā Iām afraid of Americans
This is super real.
Completely accurate.
@pre-successful America exposed.Ā
Itās hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along likeĀ āyes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you goā
If you ask an American how they are and they respond āSuper.ā that means they want to die
ACCURATE
If they say theyāre peachy it means theyāre tired of existence
If they sayĀ āLiving the dream,ā it meansĀ āplease kill me, I hate my job so, so much.ā
also āthatās a great questionā means āI have no freaking ideaā
if asked āhow are things going?ā and they reply āits goingā it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown
All of this is perfectly accurate.
If you ask an American āhow are youā and they reply with āI woke up this morning!ā In a cheery tone, theyāre either 60+ or a depressed mess.
I say āitās goingā too often. I feel called out.
Skull in a salt lake
Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!
It looks like Iām actually there
reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif
Reblog if you ship WonderBat
I just want to see how many shippers of my OTP are out thereā¦
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.
I see your Odin and Howard Starkā¦
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^Ā Oh snap, thatās hard to beat.
Letās just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the āMy Dadās a douchebagā club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
YOU DONāT EVEN GO HERE
REBLOG IF YOU THINK TOM LUCITOR IS A VERY GOOD BOY
Not enough people point this out.
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canāt risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisĀ
I donāt play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itās been a MINUTE since Iāve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I aināt playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt
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Madame Zeroni aināt for play play
Fuck it, hope she bless me
Not even my second account
your 12th emoji is how you'll die
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0_0
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Acceptable.
ā¤ ā¦. hmmmmmmmmmā¦.
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b r e a d
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Teeth
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thatās straightforward enough.
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oh,,,I wanna die gay
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Oh
š hcnehfvsdbahdnsbvd ok wig
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Im gonna die as a mudda fucking queen ! Hell yeah!!
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Iām gonna die of disappointment wow
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Not the pasta oh no
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guess ill die laughing
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Thats metal
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šø How, just how
The flash could blind you and then BAM!
d e d
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Is it from left to right on Recent emojis?
Top to bottom? Then I die of soda
Which is scary tbh ā¢-ā¢
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I die nervous
Story of my life
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:D ??? Wah?
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Oh boyā¦
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What does this mean
^ that youāll die quietly
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hm
iāll be killed by someone of my own star sign??? ā¦ my clone from the future??? my gf??? who knows
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ā¤ļø makes enough sense.
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Love kills me
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Happiness kills me seems fair
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So Iāll drown?
š£ ????????
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lizard in the womb, lizard till the tomb
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OOUUUU daddy-o
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ā¦I donāt like that
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a love letter eh??
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huh-
š AQUA WE GOT THE SAME ONE I-
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from ultimate shookness o.o
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porn huh
fair
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Hey, happy Hufflepuff pride day to my fellow Puffs :D
Happy Hufflepuff pride day to my favorite Hufflepuff!! And to all other wonderful puffballs out there ā¤ļø
āBut the warās not over yet.āāĀ
Ā 8 Days till Season 8
god i'm so excited yet sad and utterly terrified
tumblrās been squipped, for every time we think about sex we get shocked nowĀ
An addition:
āC-C-C-CāMON, C-C-C-CāMON
GO-
Ahh!
TUMBLR:
What did we say about NSFW?
BLOGS:
I was just gonnaā¦ make a meme!
TUMBLR:
You canāt lie to me, tumblr user, Iām inside your blog. Now, weāre going to devise a system. I tally every time you post about āsexā, and that is how many bots flag you. If this morning is an indicative sample, weāll be Safe for Work in no time.ā
This is honestly the best addition so far.
Please donāt fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All thatās going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.
Please donāt fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All thatās going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.
This is blatantly untrue
Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.
Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. Thatās why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you donāt believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)
Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,
DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.
Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.
Thanks for all the well wishes.Ā Iām ready to start posting again.
Hereās a succulent witch in time for October!Ā Iāll have prints of her (and everything else) at NYCC this weekend, artist alley table G4.
Zeus the rain god, lord of the sky, and the supreme ruler of the gods
Hades god of the underworld andĀ Wealth
Psyche the goddess of the soul
Athena
She is goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, strategic warfare, mathematics, strength, strategy, the arts, crafts, and skill.
