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Disney: *makes yet another live Acton remake*
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Date someone who calls you Big Tony, even when life has you feeling like Little Tony
Tasertricks- Genderfluid Loki
āHey, Lolo, do you know where I put the-ā
Darcy hadnāt noticed the Do Not Disturb sign the Loki had stolen from that one hotel on the door, but she did notice the tall, attractive woman in the room, looking at herself in the full-length mirror, her hands moving over her own curves almost hesitantly. But the moment she caught Darcyās eyes in the mirror, she whirled around. Darcy was prepared to ask what the hell this lady was doing in her boyfriendās room when the woman was enveloped in familiar green light, her boyfriend reappearing once the light faded. The hot lady was Loki. Loki had been a hot lady. Loki who right now was replacing his shock with that cold closed-offness he got whenever he was about to push her away.
āWhatās going on?ā Darcy asked, stepping fully into the room.
āNothing.ā he snapped; chin raised but refusing to look at her.
āDude you were just a super-hot chick a minute ago, what was that about?ā
āI said, nothing.ā
āHey itās fine.ā she reassured, sensing this was something he wasnāt comfortable about, āItās not weird, Iām just surprised. Youāve never really shown yourself as a woman before. But itās cool! And if youāre comfy I definitely donāt mind.ā
āTruly?ā the haughty cold gave way to hesitancy. He had been learning for a while that nothing could really faze her, and some of the things he thought would do so barely registered on her radar.
āYeah, I donāt mind. So is it like a gender thing orā¦ā she trailed off, allowing him to explain.
āI justā¦ā he faltered, gesturing vaguely for the right way to put it, āI feel itās right sometimes. I feel a comfort in shifting to such a form at times. Itās not a constant, butā¦ā
āOh, so youāre genderfluid.ā
āWhat?ā
āGenderfluid.ā she explained, back in her role of Midgardian tour guide, āWhen you donāt always feel like one gender, and it can change daily, or you can feel like one gender for weeks at a time, or both at once or neither. Like that?ā
āā¦yes. How-ā
āItās normal down here. Not really common, or if it is not a lot of people come out as fluid, but enough people identify like that. Is it not a thing in space?ā
He huffed a laugh, but it didnāt sound like he found something funny. āNot on Asgard, at the very least.ā
āWell, we established that Asgard is the realm of dicks. I donāt get how you guys can have spear-laser-guns but not more than two genders, but what can you do? Youāre cool. If you feel like presenting as a woman thatās fine by me. Youāre hot both ways.ā
āAnd you⦠you are okay with this?ā
With him ā them ā being genderfluid, or the fact that she was dating someone genderfluid, it didnāt really matter. The answer was the same.
Definitely. If youāre feeling female today, donāt let me stop you.ā
Loki nodded, still adjusting to the positive response, and after a brief hesitation, shifted again. Now Darcy had a full view of longer, tousled hair, uncertain eyes under long, dark eyelashes, and the curves beneath still-masculine clothes.
āThis is good. You look great.ā Darcy reassured, getting up. āBut if youāre going to embrace this, weāre going the whole nine yards. Find my car keys, yeah?ā
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āYou know I can make myself look like Iām wearing anything right?ā Loki asked from behind a dressing-room curtain an hour later.
āItās the principle of the thing. You have guy clothes, you should have girl clothes too. Well, technically all clothes are unisex and there shouldnāt be anything thatās assigned to one gender but-ā
āDarcy, love, I get it. Youāve given me the lecture before.ā
āRight sorry.ā she grinned, though it couldnāt be seen. āBut you need options that donāt disappear on contact. Plus, everyone needs to know the experience of clothes shopping.ā
Loki didnāt give a response, deciding instead to open the curtain. They wore a figure-hugging dress of olive-green, a black leather jacket with the sleeves cuffed, and held the curtain back to give Darcy a full view. Despite the uncertainty, there was an ease to their stance, a comfort despite the shoes they had chosen.
āWow.ā she breathed after a moment. āLooking good. But did you really need the heels? Iām barely at your shoulder as it is.ā
Loki gave a tilting grin, and stepped up to her, using her full height as she did so. āIs this not to your liking?ā they asked, almost innocently. Almost.
Darcy coughed. āā¦.Nope. Nope, Iām good, Iām very good. Youāre keeping the heels. Come on, thereās more where that came from.ā
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āOf course you can apply nail varnish perfectly. Why am I not surprised?ā
Loki looked up from where they had been painting a jet black coat onto their nails with a smile. āSome spells require runes painted or carved into objects, the smaller the object, the more precise you need to be. This is nothing in comparison.ā
āYeah, yeah, rub it in, Little Mx Perfect. Letās keep moving.ā
Darcy took her wrist, careful to avoid the fresh coat, and tugged them along to their next port of call. A beauty bench sat nearby, its staff already busy with other customers, which left them to run wld.
āNow, youāre a fucking shapeshifter with skin like marble, so concealer is a bit redundant at this point. But lipstick and a bit of eyeliner can go a long way into really feeling good. Try it.ā
Loki looked sceptically at the eyeliner. āYou want me to put a sharp instrument near my eye for the sake of femininity?ā
āDarcy rolled her eyes. Its not actually sharp- itās an eyeliner pen.ā
āThat goes in my eye.ā
āIt does not, watch.ā she pulled a mirror into position in front of her face, angling it so she could watch herself and so that Loki could follow along. Removing her glasses, she began carefully. She was half done with the second eye when she accidentally blinked, smudging the line and poking herself at the same time. āShit!ā she cursed, screwing up her eyes. āShit shit shit shit-ā
āAh yes, you have truly convinced me. It doesn not go in your eye at all.ā
āFuck off, Lolo.ā Darcy said, fixing her error and turning to them. āSee. Itās nice when youāre done stabbing your eye.ā
In the end, Loki relented, trying both the eyeliner and the lipstick. For a first attempt, they did pretty good, trying a dark purple lip and black eyeliner.
āIs this better?ā they asked, turning to Darcy, who noticed a slight smudge of the lipstick that needing fixing.
āSure. Let me just tidy it up a bit for you.ā She took a makeup wipe to their lip, wiping away the smudge. She wondered whether this sort of lipstick was that magical no-wear-away type stuff, or if Loki would leave lipstick marks on her own lips, on her jawline, trailing the dark purple down her neck to her pulse point, smudging it down her-
āOkay!ā she startled herself away from that train of thought, āI need a break. Dinner?ā
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āSo?ā she asked over some type of complicated Italian dish Loki had chosen, āHow do you feel?ā
āBetter.ā they decided, āI like this form now that I donāt have to hide it. Its freeing.ā
āYeah. Iām liking this form too.ā
āWhat do you mean?ā
Darcy furrowed her brows slightly. āNot much to explain. Youāre hot in both forms, youāre the same person in both genders. Whatās not to love?ā
āI⦠didnāt realise romantic relationships were okay betweenā¦ā
āOh shit, Asgardās homophobic too?ā Darcy exclaimed, putting down her fork, āDude, I promise, thatās less of a thing here. Some old hags still believe that sort of stuff, but itās a lot more accepted now. This whole thing was a really extended date. Iām just as happy being with Lady Loki as I am with Male Loki.ā
The surprise, was a happy one, but surprise all the same. āYou mean it?ā
āDuh. Havenāt I mentioned that I swing both ways? Play for both teams? Suck dick and-ā
āI get it.ā They stopped her with an amused grimace.
āShame. I was hoping to really get the point across if you want to finish up here and-ā
A subtle glow of light and their plates were spotless, a wad of cash in the middle in way of payment. Loki rose from their seat, eyes already dark.
āCome with me. Now.ā
Darcy scrambled up, grabbing her bag on her way out. Loki led her to an alley that would put them out of sight for a few moments.
āWeāre teleporting? But my car-ā
āWe can get it in the morning.ā they all but growled, claiming her lips for their own as the world disappeared around them.
@ragingstillness thanks for the idea. Hope itās what you were hoping for
āyou can date my friend, angry lesbianā
wait, is Carol the angry lesbian or is Valkyrie?
My hypothesis:
valkyrie is angry lesbian
carol is angrier lesbian
youāre goddamn correct and I am enlightened
Can I just say that I love Andrew Rannells. Because I do.Ā
Why do people listen to the advice of those wannabe āwritersā. I mean they are not even published?Ā
Excuse you? People can still give out valuable writing advice even if they are not published. Besides, not being published does not mean someone is a bad writer.
Explain?
I assume by being āpublishedā you mean through a publisher and not through self-publishing. Most publishers are for-profit. Meaning they want to make money. However, they donāt like taking chances and spend money on publishing a book that might not sell well. No matter how good of a writer you are, the chances of hearing āSorry, there is no market for your bookā, are extremely high unless you have something to show for it:
Followers on social media, success of your self-published book, email subscribers, website traffic, etc. Anything that shows the publisher that your book will sell increases your chances of being published dramatically. Many times, writers are approached by the publisher!
I have had this conversation with many of my writer friends, and some of them think this is unfair. What you often see is famous people writing a mediocre book and using their fame to have it become a best-seller. Except I donāt think itās unfair. Itās business. As a writer, you are your own business. Many writers seem to forget this fact!
Letās take Lang Leav as an example. You might have heard of her as she was dominating the poetry section on Tumblr in ā13 and ā14. She amassed many followers on Tumblr by sharing her poetry. She then self-published her book āLove & Misadventureā and promoted it on Tumblr.
āHow did you get published?
āI self-published my first book, Love & Misadventure. As soon as it was listed for sale, my book began to top best-seller charts and caught the attention of two literary agents in New York. I signed up with Writers House and was promptly offered a publishing deal by Andrews McMeel.ā (source)
My honest opinion about her work is that itās poetry for the masses and that she is not necessarily an astounding or great poet. However, her first book has 38,943 ratings on Goodreads (source)
Key to success? Posting her work online, good branding, nice poetry, building a loyal following.
Letās take fifty shades for example. (YES)
E.L. James used to write twilight fanfiction. Many people loved her Twilight fanfiction so a publisher called The Writerās Coffee House contacted her, they changed all the names in her work, and the rest is history.
I hope this explains it a little. Publishers mitigate the risk of their investment not being profitable by publishing books that have a high chance of being successful. There are many great, unpublished writers out there sharing valuable advice. Those people not being published has more to do with them not knowing how to increase their chances of being published, rather than being a bad writer.
Currently on a bus from Nice to Paris. Itās a 13 hour drive so I am going to dump a lot of information for people who want to sell a book right now or ten years from now. The sooner you start using this strategy, the more successful you will be.
First of all, if you have a lot of reach (audience), meaning that you have a few thousands of followers on social media, and a publisher contacts you, you always want to ask them if you can self-publish first! Always! If they refuse, you really want to think twice about signing their contract. Why? Because publishers are using your followers to sell your own book to. Self-publishing gives you around ~70% profits. Publishers often offer you a contract giving you 20%. Shady af. I donāt like that shit and I so often see small authors being used like that. Yes, publishers do help with editing etc., but depending on your reach, itās up to you to decide if hiring an editor yourself isnāt a much better option.Ā So, always SELL to your own fans first self-published if you can. THEN, if the publisher thinks your book has potential beyond your followers, work with them and sign the contract. Donāt let them profit off your fanbase and then leave you hanging.Ā
If you are going to write a book, you need to talk about it! A lot. At least 6 months in advance. Preferably two years. You need to build up some anticipation among your followers. You need people to be aware of it and WANT it. Itās like a book. You donāt just tell your readers the plot in 5 sentences and thatās the book. You need to build up the story. And then BOOM, Karen just turned page 170 and she doesnāt know whatās coming for her, but sheās gonna be shook and love it. Same with promoting your book. Nobody is gonna give a shit if you say: āoh hi, you didnāt know but I wrote a book. You can buy it hereā. You gotta talk about it long before you publish it.
Chances are, you donāt have a following at all. In this day and age, social media is all the hype. There is this misconception that you need millions of followers to make a living online. Not true. Let me introduce you to 1,000 True Fans, an article written by Kevin Kelly in 2008. Read it. Itās eye-opening and practical!
āA creator, such as an artist, musician, photographer, craftsperson, performer, animator, designer, videomaker, or author ā in other words, anyone producing works of art ā needs to acquire only 1,000 True Fans to make a living.ā
How to get 1000 fans as a writer (also works for artists)
Your main focus should be on creating content and growing your reach (audience). Focus on building an email list and a simple website. Why an email list? For the same reasons everyone else always asks for your email when you sign up for something: so they can reach you.
Many content creators struggle with two things: algorithms and platforms dying. Instagramās algorithm makes it so that if someone doesnāt hit ālikeā on your content for a while, your content gets pushed all the way to the bottom of their feed. Why? Because IG wants you to stay on their app as long as possible and thus shows people the content they interact with the most first. The second reason is, at some point people are not going to use their Myspace, Tumblr, Wattpad, or Instagram account anymore. Someone might have a million followers on Myspace, but right now, if they update their profile, maybe a thousand people will see it if they are lucky. So, how do you keep reaching the people who followed you in the first place? EMAIL.
Email is fantastic for two reasons:
There are no algorithms. People see your email based on the time you sent it.
People do not change their email as much as they do social media.
So, if you ever shoutout your book or art store, you are guaranteed that everyone on your email list sees it.
I recommend MailChimp for sending batch emails. Itās free for up to 1,200 email subscribers, and thatās plenty for small businesses.
But how do you get people to sign up for your email list? Well, there are a million ways to that, but first, we need our website and we need to actually reach people!
Letās first focus on reaching people
Create a social media account on each platform that makes sense to you. Opt for the same username everywhere to strengthen your brand. Then post your content to each and every single one of these platforms, but add in a call to action. Write a personal caption on Instagram, or write things in the tags on Tumblr. The best advice I can give to writers on Tumblr is to reblog writing prompts and write a story and include a āREAD MOREā.
Many people donāt like to make the commitment to read something long without knowing what itās about. A writing prompt is the perfect intro and increases the number of people reading your story.
By including a āread moreā people have to visit your Tumblr blog. Have a nice bio, and end your story with something personal and a call to action, this skyrockets the number of followers you will get.
Now the problem is: getting people to reblog your story. You could try DMing bigger blogs, but chances of them reblogging your story are slim. DM your followers instead and ask them to reblog your story if they want. If you donāt have followers, go through a tag of your choosing. Filter on ārecentā and DM those. You need to hustle a bit. It doesnāt matter if you wrote the story today or two years ago. If you think itās good content, then you can self-promote it until it gains traction.
For Instagram: Never use popular tags. Avoid them like the plague. I would even go as far as to not use tags at all. But if you use them, only choose niche tags. Why? Bots. There are so many of them. You NEVER want bots following you on Instagram. Every time you post something new, your post gets ātestedā in batches of followers. 20% (this is not proven, but I feel pretty confident about this number) out of the first few people who see your post need to like it, or else Instagram stops pushing your content out to more people. Bots never like your posts. If your post fares well and stays above the 20% it gets pushed out to more people, and it will eventually land on the explore page. I donāt have much experience using tags, but if you use them, make sure bots do not target them.
Post your content everywhere. Writing on Wattpad. Art on DeviantArt etc., and always link to your website! All your socials must link to your website, this is key to build your email list.
Also, quick tip for IG, if you want to grow really fast, make sure your content is well received. Most of your post should have a like/follower rate of 20%. In the beginning, the increase in followers is barely noticeable. But once you have 1k followers, it snowballs! Furthermore, some Instagram pages, often businesses, have a terrible like/follower ratio. Less than 1% of their followers like their content. Why do they even bother with Instagram? Only a small portion of their followers see their content since so few people like it, and so it doesnāt get pushed to the feeds of the rest of their followers. Why do they bother? Email. Many businesses, big or small, use their Instagram account as a funnel to get email subscribers. Email is always more important to a business than followers for email lasts much longer and isnāt subject to algorithms, except the spam filter. However, if you are on Instagram as an artist or writer, strive for both: high engagement and collecting emails.
Now that you are having your email list, website, and your social media accounts are growing, it is time to promote your newsletter (email list) beyond the links to your website on social media. We are striving for 1k email subscribers. Itās not a lot. My advice is to message all your followers. Copy paste the same message asking them if they want to subscribe. Make it personal. I want to know who the artist or writer is. I always enjoy someoneās content more if I know the person behind it. I want to know who you are.
But, at this point, you might be wondering: why would people subscribe to my email list? What to send emails about in the first place? Think long and hard, put yourself in your followerās shoes. If you asked me:
If you are a writer, I would love to have some bonus material send to my inbox.
Updates about your WIP.
An occasional blog post about your life.
Early bird discount on your book when it comes out.
If you are an artist:
I would love to know about the art process and what inspires you.
Read your blog and learn more about you.
Know when you are open for commissions again.
Get updates about your art store.
Obviously, not everyone is going to sign up for your email list. But try your best to make something special. The goal is to:
Build an email list. You will always reach those people. No algorithms or platforms dying (unless email dies, but not in the foreseeable future)
You can build a relationship with your email subscribers. This is important. By reading about your life, I will become more invested in your writing or art.
You are not selling the cheapest shoes or pens in the world. You sell art and books. Build a relationship with your audience!
I am against using extra incentives that have nothing to do with what you do to have people subscribe to your list. If you do giveaways, then make sure itās something you sell yourself. Donāt give away a bunch of books you didnāt write or a laptop. You will get people signing up because they want the laptop, not because they are interested in you. Instead, as an artist, do a commission giveaway (people who want your art will sign up) or give a discount for your Esty shop etc., Writers: out of the people who sign up, one person can give you a prompt for a short story, for example. Or give away your book if you have already written one!
(By the way, I see some artists doing amazingly well with commissions on Tumblr already! My advice would be, if you want to keep doing this for a long time, go start your website and email asap. So that āifā Tumblr dies, (at this point I am not sure if itās even possible for this site to die) you can still reach your audience and keep doing commissions.)
Prioritize your website and email list over your Patreon
Patreon is great. As a creator I love it. However, when does someone become a Patron? For me: first, the rewards need to be good. But second, I need to care about you as a person. You canāt promote everything at the same time. Itās best to focus on one thing for a period of time. I suggest you first build up relationships with your email subscribers, so they get to know you better and give an f, then plug your Patreon.
Email subscribers are more likely to become Patrons compared to the rest of your audience because they already showed you they want to hear more from you by signing up to your newsletter/email list.
You get to collect VALUABLE email addresses first. Those are easier to obtain then having someone become a Patron. People need to pay to become a Patron, your newsletter is free.
This might look a bit counterproductive to some of you. After all, you want to go from A (content) to B ($$$) as fast as possible. But I highly recommend you implement this extra step if Patreon is one of your sources of income. You will end up with more Patrons.
Starting a website and collecting emails
You need a domain name. Preferably a .com. Name it after yourself or your brand/store. There are many ways to go about starting your website.
Here are three:
Bluehost: Bluehost uses WordPress. Take the cheapest package. You donāt need more than that yet. Might be difficult to set up for computer illiterate folks. Though GEN Y and Z should have no problems with it.Ā
FastComet: Also uses WordPress. They claim to be the fastest. Might be hard to set up but itās very cheap.
Wix: You probably have heard of this one. I suggest you choose the Combo package. Itās free to use, but you do want to upgrade in order to get rid of the blabla.wixsite.com at the end of your domain name. Also, do not buy straight away. They send you a ā50% discountā by email after you created a website within 2-14 days. Easiest to use in my opinion.
There are plenty of others out there, but these I have used and are reputable. Feel free to add your hosts to this post.
For email marketing automatization I recommend MailChimp. There are many options, but MailChimp is by far one of the most used and has therefore many one-click-install website integrations, making it is easy to set up. By the way, sending 2-4 emails a month to your list is more than enough.
Hope this helps some of you out. Itās simple but not easy. Also, give it time. You donāt get 1000 email subscribers overnight. The sooner you start the better. And, yeh, you have to put in some time and energy. In my opinion, itās worth it. Spend 90% of your time creating, the other 10% doing the less fun stuff. If you want to increase your chances of success, being published etc, this is a good way to start. My advice would be: Donāt rely on being discovered or going viral. Rather, increase your chances of being discovered or going viral by strengthening your foundation for success. Ā
Reading material
https://optinmonster.com/email-marketing-vs-social-media-performance-2016-2019-statistics/
https://www.lyfemarketing.com/blog/why-email-marketing/
https://kk.org/thetechnium/1000-true-fans/
https://www.theme-junkie.com/add-read-more-link-tumblr-post/
I just finished reading the first link of the reading material and what stood out is that email is seven times more likely to convert someone into a customer than social media! Thatās insane! Thank you, dear person, for posting this. Going to make a website this weekend!
@elizxa-beth you really should! I think your art is amazing. A friend of mine from college does this. She has ~3k followers on Instagram and only ~400 email subcribers. She gets 90% of her comissions through email. About 12 a month! And thatās a lot since she charges anywhere from $75 to $200 for a comission. You could do the same! (:
I think I will! Thank you <3
So I created my own website with Wix today and here are some tips for anyone who wants to start a website using Wix:
1. Let Wix build a website for your first with ADI. Play around with it and publish your website. Then edit it again. Go toĀ āsiteā and selectĀ āGo to Wix editor.ā Now you have full control over how your website looks.Ā 2. There is a small learning curve. It might be complicated in the very beginning but donāt give up. Get some snacks and work on your website. Itās actually fun. It took me around 3 hours to create mine.
3. Wix has a built-in email sign up form and email marketing tool calledĀ āShoutoutā. So you donāt need mailchimp. You can still connect mailchimp to Wix if you prefer.
4. Do wait with upgrading your website until they send you the 50% discount coupon to your email.
5. Signing up for Wix is free. If you upgrade you get a free domain as well!Ā
This is solid advice, but OP forgot to mention the two most important reasons as to why you should have your own website and create an email list. 1) a dot com domain without [.tumblr].com or [.blogger].com in front of it looks professional and conveys trust. 2) You own the website and email list. Tumblr and Instagram accounts are being deleted left and right without warning. Even some creators on Patreon have gotten there accounts banned for no reason at all other than staff messing around. No one can delete your website and email list. You have full ownership.
PSA: you are allowed to reblog this super long post to help out artists and writers!
Au where Howard tried to recreate the Super Soldier Serum, but would test them on Tony so heās not actually 100% normal. It turns out that heās intentionally putting grey in his hair and using makeup to put wrinkles on his face.
When the Avengers and Bucky come back to the Tower Tony wants to replace Buckyās arm; however, he doesnāt know what types of drugs would be needed in order to put him under so Tony can replace the shoulder docking. So Tony ends up having to watch Howardās old research videos of Tony being injected to find out what exactly the Serum is made from and what he needs in order to make an effective surgical anesthesia for Bucky.
And thatās how the team finds Tony. On a drinking binder surrounded by tapes holding his darkest secret.
Do I have a major crush on Jessica Jones?
matt murdock is hot
me, upon watching every episode of daredevil
ill take a character whoās convinced theyre an evil asshole even tho their actions scream āheart of goldā over a Good TM Flawless TM character that wont admit to the many flaws they acc have
itās okay you can say tony stark and steve rogers
@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! Youāre limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.
Since you couldnāt take out fanfic writers with the purge so youāre just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?
Would this count as a text block?
100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue.Ā I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult.Ā Itās like theyāre trying to have people not use it.
Iām so over this shithole
Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?
Heads up writers
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FFS youāre joking me?
@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke
yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/
Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.
Gettinā real tired of your shit, Tumblr.
@staff @support
FUCK YOU @staff
Welp. So this is a thing now.
The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldnāt let me go past 99.
Seriously @staff ????
OK PEOPLE CALM DOWN FOR A MIN!!!
I tired this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.
I didnāt bother going past 543 because it was getting ridiculous, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. Youāre just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile browser instead of the app.
Please reblog this version of the post so that people donāt totally freak out
Would have been nice to know earlier on! Reblog so other writers can see!
How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)
Never let it be said that I donāt give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)
A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldnāt that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked heās gotta have clothes to begin with
Youāre right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.
i canāt believe op didnāt include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Starkā¢
JUST DO IT MARVEL! ITāS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES
SHOW US THE IRONDICK
Omg. Its back.
So thats where we got the term āStark Nakedā literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing
it got better
Iām sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasnāt āare you seriousā???
@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.
Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies.Ā
im quaking
@tralfazziod
#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg
This person knows what theyāre talking about
Bless me.
This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.
Give us the irondick.
Now that weāve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isnāt from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDNāT WANT WHY CANāT YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???
Itās occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.
RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.
Heās got mostly naked before.
Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death
I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldnāt like them to see the irondick u know?
Cover their eyes
cover their eyes.
Thatās what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones
*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie
Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.
Viva le revoldicktion
Viva le revoldicktion
*le gasp* ITS BACK!
I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!
iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,
IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK
@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth
This whole thread is amazing
if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist
Youāve chosen the wrong person ā because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this countryās weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isnāt as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.
I dont know if Iām proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread Iāve ever read , and itās about Tony Starkās dick.
Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We donāt know because Marvel wonāt show us!
please why does this keep showing up on my dash
*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK
The devil works hard ā¦
but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder
Itās nice to be appreciated.
This post is too fuckin largeā¦. kinda like the irondick
No, perfect size, also like the irondick.
this post has appeared before me yet again
unlike the irondick
juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man donāt give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked
heād do a naked tony scene faster than you could sayĀ āgive me the irondickā
Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.
*openly sobbing* Beautiful
Me trying to figure out why iām following this account: Oh yeah this exists
THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN
The IRONDICK
LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER
And good bye *Screee*
*adds to make it longer*
Thiccccccccccc
Thicc like the irondick
Good god y'all are thirsty
thirsty and proud
Someone translate āthirsty and proudā to Latin, because that is now my official motto
HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange
āSuperbus sitientiqueā
Perfect
im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q
No mercy until our demands are met!
But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?
Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.
This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go āitās the fucking irondick post againā
And now youāve helped make it longer. I want to use the ācongratulations you played yourselfā image but that guy doesnāt go down on his wife so
Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and Iām blessed⦠Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME
God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!
And Now itās got up to 19200 notes!
And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :
@incorrect-ironstrange
Emphasize on
IronStrange
As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome
ISPI - Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick
I see this post in a daily basis! I think itās time for me to reblog it as well!
I too demand Irondick!
This is the longest post Iāve ever seen and itās just pure thirst.
I love it!
Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!
I love how quickly this goes from āiron dickā to ādestroy the normsā to āgive me ironstrangeā all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvelās shit without getting out of hand
Itās what Iām here for
Honestly, I loathe this post but Iām not gonna block it cause I feel like itāll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post
*finger guns*
It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.
I hate it and love it.
i think iāve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me
If I see this fucking post againā¦ā¦ @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what youāve done.
I shanāt
HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!
TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..
Hoofā¦.
That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.
This post is a fucking monster and Iāve seen it raised from an egg.
This is kind of scaring me now.
It has been two weeks since this was last on my dashā¦. thatās a crime
God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again
If Tony Starkās dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy
DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK
Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.
How the hell did this get in my drafts
Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so Iām literally dying cause of this post
Wtf is this
Revolution
Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.
All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.
And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: āItās a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; Itās a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.ā
Thatās beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.
Always remember
Let us never give in in these trying times
Viva le revoldicktion
Let the Irondick live on
Staff canāt stop us! Keep fighting!
VIVA LE REVOLDICKTION!!!!!
Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of āirondick, irondick, irondick,ā run. they are coming. pray you can escape.
THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE IRONDICK
IT LIVED
Irondick surviving the purge is the greatest news I could have received today ā¤ļø
There are a lot of additions I could reblog, but this one has a Lucifer gif
Once again the revolution lives on the fight another day in its pursuit of the irondick. Iāve been here since day one watching this post grow and now today I contribute.
Viva la Revoldicktion!!!
Iāve seen this post a bunch of times now. Do you know what I havenāt seen yet? Irondick. When will Marvel give us what we want?
How is this the first time Iām seeing this thread though?? Excuse me, I want to be part of the revoldicktion!
yāall REALLY out for that huh?
I mean why not
This post is a nightmare and I love it.
I saw the first post and knew just what it was. There was a dance involved.
@flaming-shapeshifterĀ āWe arrive at Marvel headquarters. Protest signs: created. Latin slogan: chanted. Dicks: Out. We are forcibly removed from Marvel headquarters.ā like that can stop me
I canāt escape the irondick.Ā
I mean Iām here for it, but damn Iāve seen this post like 4 times in five minutes.
yall havenāt written the next chapter of ur fanfic and it really shows
One of my favourite geology facts is this: These diagrams are a lie.
The mantle isnāt yellow. Nor is it orange, or red, or brown, or gray, or black.
The earthās mantle is made up largely of peridotite.
The earthās mantle is lime green.
ā¦ā¦ā¦ mint chocklet chip