Almost Educated

A small collection of excellent

[lucassfilm]

Bad

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[retronotretro-deactivated202003]

I FOUND THE POST

[garbagethatissentient-deactivat]

look at these buns

[mantononcomputer]

hey, thats me, I’m the cop in this. this was in my home

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[gilove2dance]

Vine really was a great creative outlet…some of these are hilarious and some just confuse the heck out of me

[thatll-do]

Found this tear jerker on Facebook, so I had to post it.

source

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[frrdelulx]

The post that broke notes… I love it

[fallingfortheprohibited]

Well, November 8th, 12:30 Am, notes are still 0 and turned to 1 when I liked it. Yay, I’m being part of history.

[sleighinbedgrowyrhair]

[saiikavon]

romangodfrey:

sobriquetinbedgrowyrhair:

i say pick all four of em and rotate them out daily until the viewers/contestants realize they’re not all the same man

[imots]

[pleasedontcutily]

tear in my heart//twenty one pilots

[lordmeowdemort]

Why are yall even surprised that there are killer clowns on the loose honestly this year was made by a shitpost generator I wouldn’t be surprised if the grinch actually steals christmas

[shitpostgenerator]

whoa now

[textonly]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

who is this

[hankthebird]

Those who have followed me for a while may know by now that Thorin will do anything for a green bean and he is more likely to steal them than to give them. Today, he voluntarily gave me his green bean. (I only realized after freaking out that he had the other half of it right behind him; so he wanted to share.)

[flockdynamics]

SO PURE

[memeguy-com]

Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming

[abessinier]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-  the Bielefeld Conspiracy

[squirrelofdoom]

You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.

[official-berlin-deactivated2017]

the oldest yet biggest german meme

[hopeforbrighter]

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

We have people in the US ACTUALLY forget what Rhode Island is…

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Treasure Planet visual development by Francis Glebas (x)

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[surprisebitch]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[maria-ruta]

i need this video in my life

always. 

[stars-embracing]

HELP ME @smol-markimoo

[mikeysgerard]

YES IT’S BACK FINALLY

[molly-deal-with-it]

WHY IS THIS BACK ON MY DASH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[nightmareloki]

AHAHA YEEEE S

[almosteducated]

You: stranger things

Me: the get down