this ain't no party, this ain't no disco!

altro | she/they | 23 quit your job. join my emo band. my interests oscillate wildly. tune into my lore streams and figure it out.

[altroquinine]

altro | she/they | 23

i figured i needed a proper intro post. no carrds though cause im not into that. mcyt containment blog over at @communist-grian

i mainly just reblog stuff on this blog. it ranges and is usually dependent on my current brainrot. i dont really tag stuff here but if you need me to tag something just shoot me an ask ✌️i do not post donation asks, sorry!

uhhhh anyway. have funsies.

⬆️ hawkeye hot guy

[vira-with-no-v]

This meme lives rent free in my head

[darkestbrook]

[lotion-consumer]

This popped into my head and it was too funny not to draw

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine how absolutely baffled a Roman soldier from like 0 AD would be upon being transported suddenly to a very Christian rural midwestern town and seeing crosses everyfuckingwhere

He’d draw a lot of somewhat incorrect conclusions about our culture very quickly

[rivette-the-red]

"This town is full of very very small criminals...."

[headspace-hotel]

I was going to say “weird and arbitrary things are marked with the threat of execution” but yours is funnier

[importantcatpics]

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[insecuregodcomplex]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[annabelle--cane]

"free will" then why does it cost me so much

[annabelle--cane]

free won't

[ronununu]

[hejibits]

wait, what game is this

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[grecoromanyaoi]

citationless behavior

[grecoromanyaoi]

sourceless behavior

[teaboot]

unsubstantiated behaviour

[c3po]

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

[effemimaniac]

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

[c3po]

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

[kiwi]

[kiwi]

he figured it out btw he just prefers biting