Self-Igniting Molotov Cocktail

[mitchipedia]

My horrible, no good weekend at the UFC White House fight

America’s vast, sunburnt underbelly of sunglassed men with names that end in -ayden and their vacant-eyed girlfriends descended on DC to, at least in theory, celebrate President Donald Trump’s birthday and watch dudes beat the shit out of each other in a ring sponsored by crypto casinos, the now-unwoke Bud Light, and Saudi real estate, soundtracked by Godsmack and Diddy….

I went into this weekend with a fairly open mind. There is something actually endearing about opening up the White House grounds to the public for a fun event that families can go to. But after 48 hours throwing back some of the most disgusting $30 margaritas I’ve ever had the misfortune of suffering through, my conclusion is that UFC’s Freedom 250 could have only been dreamed up by a president and a fighting league that fucking loathes their own supporters.

Garbage Day’s Ryan Broderick and Grant Irving went to the UFC White House event and Broderick’s write-up does not disapoint.

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[icekingnicekingville]

[dogpuppy]

[dailycatsblog]

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[zhernobyl]

Sacrifice. It’s not what I would call a modern word. People hear the word sacrifice, and they become afraid that something will be taken away from them or that they will have to give up something they couldn’t live without. Sacrifice, to them, means loss in a world telling us we could have it all. But I believe true sacrifice is a victory. That’s because it requires free will to give up something for someone you love, or something or someone you love more than yourself. I won’t lie to you. It’s a gamble. Sacrifice wont take away pain and loss, but it wins the battle against bitterness, the bitterness that dims the light on all of the true value in our lives.

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[thememedaddy]

[queerasaurolophus]

@rammyrue’s tags because holy shit this is so accurate and important

[knownhag]

From my bestie in Thailand. The second sign went up hours later

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[dootsnaps]

Do care + did ask + my whole house shakes when i lift up my boobs and then drop them back down

[dogpuppy]

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives