Rude and Not Ginger

A cranky, geeky, bisexual witch that's too tired for bullshit. INFJ, Aquarius Sun, Aries Moon. Give me abandoned places & cryptids. Original AmberZombie since March 2010. Twitter & Instagram: AmberH8sYou

[spookshollow]

[amberzombie]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Fuck I've been here forever.

[rpfofficial]

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[landmineblogging]

it renews every five years

[amberzombie]

My 10 year old son brought this home from school with zero explanation. Every time we try to get answers, he just sighs and leaves the room.

[sandersstudies]

Wait so you’re telling me my only options for letting people know I’m having a hard time in real life are 1) telling them (won’t happen, humiliating) or 2) public mental breakdown (also won’t happen, more humiliating)

[thealphapigeon]

Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[nervedeep]

I think I deserve a tattoo and a trip to the book store

[crazycatsiren]

[gothiero]

Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5

[gothiero]

Who the hell is kathy bates

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[funnytwittertweets]

[blackpyrefly]

after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

[hellomrmarionette]

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

[blackpyrefly]

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons

[appalachian-heathen]

Holy fucking shit I CANT BREATHE

[itsperegrine]

I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

[appalachian-heathen]

Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

gondorcallsforaid.rar

[itsperegrine]

I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face

[thewritehag]

I’m at work and I had to take breaks while reading this so as to not shake the walls with cackling

[amberzombie]

I tried to read this to my husband but had to stop because I was crying and wheeze laughing.

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles