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i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

tedcruzisthezodiackiller

rockleaves

sam reid is so good at distilling the entire ASPCA in the arms of the angel commercial down into a single facial expression

rockleaves

this is a six month old pitbull puppy who has just taken her first ever step outside and sarah mclachlan wants you to donate 63 cents a day to her care

2colde

allsadnshit

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

gailcarriger

krakenguts-deactivated20140908

I wish none of you were sad

miruinnuial

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

krakenguts-deactivated20140908

try and one up me again bitch

thestuffedalligator

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

amazoogle

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

cadaverkeys

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

cadaverkeys

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

cadaverkeys

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

rose-morose

who cares about shooting Dracula? the absolute best part of the book is when Quincey shoots at a bat that was probably Dracula and shatters a window in a room filled with terrified people that he didn't tell he was going to shoot at their room, and then tells everyone in that room that ever since he found out Dracula can turn into a bat he's just been walking the streets of London shooting at every bat he sees with his gun

the comedy is further compounded by the fact that bats are native to London and Quincey, by his own admission, often doesn't even hit them, he just shoots AT them

I reread that bit over and over again because it was just so fucking funny and I couldn't stop laughing

tiemeinbows

Pretty sure Bram Stoker weeps in his grave every time they make a film adaptation without this glorious himbo.

adampvrrish

it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

pinkponygrl

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

elodieunderglass

Must've been hard as hell in the day-to-day

elodieunderglass

Frodo: I just felt like I was really locked in … idk

Sam:

elodieunderglass

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

smokingchagga

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

peacevine

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

peacevine

tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

peach-foxgloves

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!