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if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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@aneldritchentity
About Me:
Fandoms
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I'm demi (romantic and sexual). He/they unless otherwise specified.
My fic blog is @effervescentorbs , which is where all 18+ content is located as well. Minors and ageless blogs can interact here on my main, but i will have to block them if they interact with my fic blog.
I have a partner whom I love very much, and frequently post love poems about.
My poems/original work can be found with #m_writes
Banner credit: @the-real-localburntoutkid
call that the jellicle choice
rijuuuuu
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
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100% illiteracy rate amongst jellicle cats AND pollicle dogs. so sad
Decided to fix Jellicle literacy rates up to 100% by taking them to scholastic book fair
Gave them each 5$ and told them to enjoy themselves
Etcetera spent all hers on unicorn erasers :(
(Credit for Jellicle Choir goes to @fluffytuffles )
anyone know what books they bought?
Old Deuteronomy bought a theology book
Munkustrap gets To Kill a Mockingbird or Pinocchio
The Rum Tum Tugger chooses One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and or a book about Prince
Bombalurina chose Sex in the City or Heroine Complex
Demeter either gets the Great Gatsby or Phantom of the Opera
Coricopat and Tantomile roll their eyes at the supposed ‘spell’ books that are being sold to the children and buy a Ouija board
Cassandra buys a book detailing the history and evolution of haute couture
Alonzo gets 1984
Jellylorum gets a knitting book
Tumblebrutus gets the Lord of the Flies
Carbuckety gets the Life of Pi or Peter Pan, he also really wants one of the spy kits but he can’t afford it
Pouncival gets a book on King Arthur
Jennyanydots struggles to pick between a new cookbook and a book of fancy crochet patterns
Etcetera is forced by Jenny to put back all but one of her glittery unicorn erasers ,and then sees and falls in love with a Tinkerbell or Forever Fairies book
Electra buys a book about a girl becoming a dancer or The tail of Emily Windsnap, and a bookmark with a pack of stickers to put on it.
Jemima picks In a Heartbeat
Victoria gets the Summer that I Turned Pretty
Mistoffelees gets a book on famous magicians or escape rooms.
Macavity just took the money, stole a copy of American Psycho, then went somewhere and downloaded a pdf of the Anarchist’s cookbook
Obessed with the implications that you can buy Sex in The City at a Scholastic book fair
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
Workers of the world, unite!
Co-workers of the world, intersect!
I'm either totally wrong with my theories,
Or the Bats and Waynes are amazing actors..
I'd say the simplest solution is the most likely, but this is Gotham we're talking about
maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.
maybe it's just me but i thought it was normal to love all your mutuals? even if u don't talk to them much?
you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.
listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.
Ok but why did it have to be fucking rum tum tugger
Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
Happy disability pride month
via @ninjahijabimuse
this is so much better i love it
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
happy pride month 🏳️🌈
Im once again begging tumblr to give me a flag other than the rainbow one i want to see them all pls
