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ryebreadgf

favorite series of tweets

aurpiment

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

out-of-context-tng

beanmanhard

Comrade Data's friendly advice for the betterment of mankind

quasi-normalcy

I love how Tumblr has a rogues gallery. We've got the White Pharaoh, Spiders Georg, Cousin Throckmorton; who else?

quasi-normalcy

Strong as Fuck Ice Mummy

sistersorrow

So much time has passed that we have forgotten that one guy and his three weed-smoking girlfriends

thecrystallinecryptid

I’m so sorry, I’ve been here for years but I only know two of the people listed here. Someone fill me in on who the ice mummy is?

quasi-normalcy

He's stong as fuck and he has ice powers. He shows up on Mondays sometimes

kilncreatures

here is probably the most whimsical and gormless creature ive made so far. just utterly permeable. under investigation for an allergy to tap water

manga-and-stuff

Source: Eden: It's an Endless World! エデン

by Hiroki Endo

estrogenesis-evangelion

hey. you should transition. you should transition.

catasters

dickmaster

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

only-trash-can

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

theprimitivesexappeal

This is how i feel

learningfromlosing

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY

kittybroker

slippy kitty now sliding in for only $2.99!

silvermoon424

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

sherwind

they're silencing my bug

thulium

pinketine

Ariana Chica

wizardarchetypes

okay already i desperately need u.s. americans to practice the phrase, "not where i'm from, but maybe in other parts of the u.s."

because it's genuinely insane the things i've heard americans say 'america doesn't have' when it's just factually incorrect.

for some perspective: during my longest move i did by-car in the u.s., i drove ~3,000 miles. That's ~4,800 km. It took nearly 50 hours drive-times alone. Meaning, if I could have driven without stopping once, it would have taken nearly 50 hours. Of course I split that up over several days.

Driving that same distance here, If there's a ferry+road from Rabat (in Morocco) to Kyiv (Ukraine), I could take it and keep on going another several hours.

So you can understand how silly it is for someone from the u.s. to be asked to answer a question on behalf of the entirety of the u.s.—geographically, culturally, etc.

So now that we've said all that, I need you to know that I listened to a guy from Idaho tell an Irish person today, "yeah, we just don't really get snails much in America."

Snails.

wizardarchetypes

Next. Even if someone does say, 'not where I'm from,' you might still want to check that out for yourself: