Gays and Anime

I'm just a gay that likes anime and gay things 💜

[fakehistory]

Betsy DeVos proposes to end U.S. gouvernment funding for Special Olympics (2019)

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[racheloddment]

I keep thinking about that straight girls in gay bars post and so here’s a list of things that straight people have done to me or around me in gay bars

I ask a pretty girl if she wants to dance. She looks at me with disgust and says, “I’m not gay” in the snottiest valley girl voice I’ve ever heard. 

A short greasy dude will not leave me the fuck alone at the bar. I tell him multiple times “I am a lesbian.” He says, “me too” and in the same breath tells me I’ll like it if I try it. When the guy steps away to talk to his friend, three gay men surround me and buy me a drink and swear to keep him away from me for the rest of the night.

2am, drunk, cheering on my favorite local drag queen on stage. A contestant from Dr*g R*ce is in the audience, hanging out, supporting her friends. The straight girls next to me spot her and start shrieking at the top of their lungs and trying to get to her. Security escorts the contestant elsewhere so no one could get near her. Not a single straight person in the audience tips any of the performing queens. 

I’m by myself on the dance floor, feeling myself to Bey, as you do. A man comes up to me and starts dancing. After a minute, he starts grinding on me and tries to kiss me. I put my hand in his face and tell him I’m a lesbian. He says something very vulgar that I don’t completely remember because I was drunk af. I tell him to fuck off and I leave the dance floor completely. I end up on the patio with a beautiful butch girl and when I tell her what just happened, she offers to beat him up for me. 

A girl with a bachelorette party, telling me, with complete seriousness, that she was just discriminated against at the bar for being straight. What happened? The bartender didn’t pay attention to her immediately and she had to wait “forever” for her drink. 

Related: Almost every negative review of my favorite gay bar is by a straight person. At least half of them claim that the bartenders or bouncers discriminated against them. 

And then this one isn’t bad, it just made me laugh when it happened 

Guy: hey can you ask the bartender for a drink for me? They usually pay more attention to girls Me: oh baby not here they don’t lol Guy: ?? Me: This is a gay bar, sweetheart Guy: I… oh… *looks at the shirtless male bartenders, the go go boys, the rainbow flags, the drag queen behind me, the glitter everywhere* *walks away in a daze*

[adrunkensailor]

Okay first of all, you’re heterophobic if you think straight people are the cause of all of the problems in a gay bar.

Second, just, fuck off.

[reyesgabriel]

“heterophobic”

[adrunkensailor]

Yep, heterophobic, like homophobic but against straight people.

[geekandmisandry]

I am not against straight people! I can’t be heterophobic and I have like bunches of straight friends. They are great, we get together and do straight people stuff like mini golf and yelling outside of abortion clinics.

I can’t be heterophobic when I have at least three straight friends and I don’t judge them! Like, as long as they aren’t being straight in front of me because no one needs to see that lol. But no, I love the straights!

[cornchipmeteor]

news flash: asking straights to be Decent Human Beings in queer spaces is now heterophobic

[the-rain-monster]

Cookbooks

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

[vastderp]

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

[roachpatrol]

hello

[isozyme]

oooooh this is so nice!

[ransomdracalis]

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

[fuckingrecipes]

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING. 

[fleetfootfox-deactivated2019011]

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

[vrabia]

I HAVE BEEN USING THIS COOKBOOK FOR MONTHS AND IT’S AMAZING 100/10 RECOMMENDING EVERYWHERE

(just to give you an idea, my food budget is 30 euro/week at most [about $38] and I have to maintain a healthy diet due to weird medication side-effects and yeah, basically this book is a lifesaver if you’re broke but need to watch what you’re eating)

[adramofpoison]

Reblog to save a life. Because it’s easy to find food for $4/day, but most of it tends to be garden variety junkfood

[natashakhan]

(The pdf is free, I repeat, the pdf is free) 

[oricalcon]

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

me after watching him ride that cob

[calellon]

[spideyjlaw]

the directors of the most anticipated film of the year, and this is their Instagram icon

[aki-psyche]

when cool people follow back on tumblr 

[systlin]

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

[jungwildeandfree]

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

[princelykodie]

“I’m breathing in, the chemicals”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

mater has given dobby a gun

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

[a-trex]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[amar-bayt-fawaz-deactivated2019]

[porterr-robinson]

[fu11metal]

Brb going to squish Marvel

[prince-aziraphale]

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

[prince-aziraphale]

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

[hundondestiny]

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

[vivaciousarcanist]

the characters: go into a darker room me:

[hundondestiny]

this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post

[thisloveforyourmom]

Anti vaxxers are the exact same as anti seatbelters and thats the fuckin tea folks

[thisloveforyourmom]

Think about it….y'all see how anti-seatbelters are like “oh seatbelts cause bruises in wrecks” its the exact same as “vaccines cause temporary pain and illness” like yeah they both sure do that but its cause theyre both preventing you from being literally dead

[bidergirl-deactivated20191114]

vaccines don’t even cause “temporary illness” though…fever maybe, soreness yes, illness no.

[smallmight]

It’s kind of like when the Helmet was introduced into construction sites and warzones there was a high increase in head injury, but that’s because people weren’t just dying