Hello, Intrepid Heros!

There is only one way to make a difference in this world, and it is to freak the fuck out all the time and just fuck shit right up.

[squeakitties]

THE FUCKING FROG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

[squeakitties]

OH FUCK ITS HIM 

[miracleunique]

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

[intoxicologist99]

[anarchocunt]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

[vintrkraka]

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

[constellation-crow]

Probably the funniest part about getting into moomin is learning that Snufkin committing crimes is actually canon and not just a really popular headcanon

[tiktokstowatch]

[thedivisionbell1994]

[rox-and-prose]

One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"

[chatdomestique]

Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”

[rox-and-prose]

"Hungry but I'll get to it later"

[jabberwockypie]

“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"

[signechan]

Hungry but only for one specific food. I do not know what that food is but i do know i don't have it in the house

[weirdmageddon]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[theblehthatbloos]

[carnelianfoxx]

[theblehthatbloos]

[glumshoe]

my grandfather decided to memorialize my late grandmother and her love of scrabble by hanging a big wood block of the letter F on the wall

[hi-alex-the-ghost]

Your joking

[glumshoe]

[foone]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

[glumshoe]

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

[green-alien-sings-pompeii]

whenever I hear "influencer" I think of this

[phoenixwrites]

[vislaneva]

personally if I was mother I would yeet miette

[vislaneva]

Yes

[argumate]

you score a field goal with Miette??

[official-kircheis]

ooooh! points for mother! threee points for mother!

[the-abominable-sociopath]

I’m about to make Any Way The Wind Blows my entire personality and everyone else’s problem.

[jaxbeetle]

Among us blood gulch map

[jaxbeetle]

Possible tasks

Scooping Simmon’s guts into Grif during surgery

Practice range shooting

Key task but with a energy sword

Capturing the flag from one base to another

Fixing the warthog

Digging graves at blue base

Cleaning black armor

Not a task but cameras/Security are in that underground cavern in s6

[jaxbeetle]

•Retrieve Headlight Fluid

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[vai-ish]

[crtastrophic]

[justagaygoosehoard]

this post is utterly incomprehensible to me

[vai-ish]

hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make

[decentmonster]

I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

[decentmonster]

Wth that's brilliant

[gay-vampire-with-a-violin]

like this?

closeted queers, you now have a discreet pride flag. wreak havoc.

[decentmonster]

EXACTLY LIKE THAT

[jollyjoules]

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

[jumpingjacktrash]

this right here is why ‘queer’ is an identity, not a slur

[frnkieroismydaddy]

QUEER IS AN IDENTITY, NOT A SLUR

[lemonsharks]

Put the Q back in LGBTQ+

[moki-dokie]

it’s not pride month but i will reblog the SHIT out of this any time. queer pride babeyyyyy

[amysnotdeadyet]

we’re here, we’re queer, and too confused to pick one of those other labels so you better fucking get used to us because we’re not gonna get less messy, bitches.

[luckgandor-remaking-deactivated]

my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person

[luckgandor-remaking-deactivated]

actual ways to fish in botw:

-shooting the fish with a bow and arrow (this is the only actual irl fishing method in the entire game)

-bombs

-creating pillars of ice beneath the fish and then picking them up as they flop around

-swimming really fast and grabbing them presumably with your bare hands and/or teeth

-swimming really fast and chasing them until they beach themselves and then picking them up

-electrocuting the water with magic weapons

-wearing rubber armour and metal equipment and sitting in the water and waiting for lightning

not actual ways to fish in botw:

-rod and line

-a net

[feralpumpkincatgirl]