Anirak0

You can call me Zed

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I'm sorry, what was that?

[anirak0]

For whatever reason, it’s pronounced Kyle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Can you be vaccum sealed?

the scp foundation tried that!

[anirak0]

what were the results Gaud? did you expand and pop like chip bag? did you shrink like marshmallow? did you put terror and existential fear into the scientists hearts? we need answers.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*gently curls around you like a constrictor* watcha doin

[anirak0]

"not much", I say as my mandibles clack together. "you?"

[hungwy]

Borges is rhizome literature

[anirak0]

it might be the fact that I'm awake a almost 4 AM, but I just about had a stroke reading this

[softichill]

Gaud: *Makes a cursed post about how the sky blinks, even though it doesn’t and that would be a weird and scary thing to actually happen*

People: *sincerely* Omg I’ve seen the sky blink! It’s so weird haha like everything goes dark and then it’s fine weird lol

Gaud:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr what the utter unbuttered FUCK

[anirak0]

I tend to experience this on a fairly regular basis. I'll be doing something then suddenly *blink* I'm in the void *blink* I'm back out. no one else seems to notice it and I thought it was just you know.... normal

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Some guy started a gun fight in my backyard because he needed money for a nose job.

[anirak0]

florida?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact bones used to be worn outside the body

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think this is on of my shitposts, but when bone material first evolved in organisms about 1.5 billion years ago, it was in the form of exoskeletons/shells. they served as protective shields. you know, like with turtles, or sea urchin spines. 

exoskeletons helped protect the softer anatomy, but also restricted movement and surface sensory organs. eventually bones evolved to be inside the body instead of outside. this had a lot of benefits, and led to the evolution of vertebrates. 

@arsanatomica does a great job of illustrating it here!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a neat fact is all this started when violent tectonic plate movements deposited huge amounts of minerals (including calcium) into the ocean (where life was based). this allowed organisms to develop hard body parts, such as shells or spines. 

earthquakes caused bones and i think that’s nifty!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Shake Them Bones

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I don’t deserve to have a blog

[anirak0]

there's bones in them there hills

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Please help I ate 45 pizza rolls and now I can't move

[anirak0]

so the limit is 44

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why the fuck r these superheroes going after people who take loot from banks & jewelry stores??? capitalist fuckers

[anirak0]

STOP HIDING THE BEST PART IN THE TAGS!!!!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[particularcustodian]

Naughty Tzeentchian birb daemons go in the medicine restraint

[anirak0]

tuppaware

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you fell into water, would you sink or rise or would it be like a bathbomb type thing?

potassium 

[anirak0]

shit. how do you drink water then?

[welcomedhappiness]

Farewell online privacy

[tikalgirl]

What happened?

[welcomedhappiness]

Trump happened.

[pizzaalle]

just get a VPN?

[earth-ruins]

You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect. 

Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!

So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?

A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy. 

Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)

But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)

Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).  

Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey.  The ISP  still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US. 

I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.

There is still more danger!  Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs

More about law  The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):  

The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)

There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better).  You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries.  If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program! 

I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.  

Go to this website: https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/

Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging. 

I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright. 

Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also,  there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)

Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)

This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.

EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research! 

[writing-prompt-s]

I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it. 

[rabbittiddy]

Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?

[thecrystalfems]

He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.

[coltrer]

Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent. 

Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it. 

btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important. 

Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!

[imthedoctor12]

@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?

[writing-prompt-s]

If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first. 

[writing-prompt-s]

@elvesfromthedeep​ just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017). 

Sources

Anger as US internet privacy law scrapped 

Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing history 

To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.

[greeneyespurpleheart]

Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.

With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.

Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right

[tthatonefangirl-deactivated2019]

Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!

[li-ionsandtigersandbears]

Reblogging again bc this is important

[clementinn]

We have a VPN you should get one too

[theesirenofthevoid]

Please read.

[bae-in-maine]

Can you get them for your phones?

[kika-lei]

^ you can. & when you have a subscription you can use it on your phone and computer. no need for separate subs or purchases.

it is absolutely so important for safety. but one of my fave things to do with my vpn is access non-US netflix. I mean other places have all the new good place eps, all the ‘classic’ bggo eps…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What is it like within the recesses of Gauds mind? What would we find within?

listen i’ll be honest there is a ridiculous amount of elevator music

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s really dark in here & i keep bumping into furniture 

[rebloggiest-reblogger]

sounds like ikea

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u know you’re only supposed to shop when the store is open right

[badlypostedeverything]

Bold of you to assume they let us out at night

[saphabee]

every time someone tries to say an IKEA name and says it wrong, they summon a new entity the workers have to trap inside

the prisoners demanded good meatballs so thats why ikea meatballs are good

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

art prompt where the eldritch entities are trained as new employees. Vh'aiozh gets employee of the month

[kindverslinder]

į ⱮԱϚͲ Ꭰට ⱮӋ βƐϚͲ ȺƓȺįហ ͲටᎠȺӋ

[mariichu-drawsthings]

I’ve always wanted to contribute to these posts

[anirak0]

Gaudy, have you heard of SCP-3008? It is a literal infinite Ikea

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you've been contained.

[anirak0]

you fool. you think that will last? Gaudy is an unstoppable force

[waterrgenasi]

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

[peachiekookiee-deactivated20190]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[virgils-jacket]

Bitch y’all better reblog or imma be blocking a fuckload of people as well.

[sandersidestrash1]

^^^^

[valloir]

Hello if you think pedophiles belong anywhere but prison or the ground I need you to leave.

[3-spoons]

^^^^^^

[loganquotesthings-blog]

:) if you’re a fucking pedophile unfollow me, trash

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

getting seduced by the gods is basic as FUCK

[anirak0]

What about seducing them and not the other way around

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still feel like i don’t get called out enough for consistently misspelling ya’ll

[nowordsforthis]

it’s horrific, but then you do a lot of horrific things.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that checks out

[anirak0]

Ive gotten to the point where i misspell ya'll without realizing. my phones autocorrect has given up