[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[raskolnikov-did-nothing-wrong]

“This is going to be so fucking efficient” should be the new “hold my beer”

[nudityandnerdery]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[orphetoon]

why shouldn't i draw more totk roleswap its only been (checks watch) two years

[rederiswrites]

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

[jottingprosaist]

Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)

Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)

Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)

Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)

[rederiswrites]

Yeah I can work with that.

[roseschmits]

They evolving

Crawer Pot, Porcelain, 2023

[dracofeb]

Calque & Loanword

Found this. Kind of want to share.

[carpe-aurore]

Biting killing maiming ect

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

feeling u bestieeee

[larklust3r]

Emergence

Well, you were laid in verse

Living on a promised word

Well, I am the rose you relinquished again

You and I are down head-first

In another wold, I heard

But I have a feeling we’re close to the end, so

Come on, come on

Out from underneath who you were

Come on, come on now

You know that it’s time to emerge

So go ahead and wrap your arms around me

Arms around me, arms around me, yeah

Go ahead and wrap your arms around me

Arms around me, arms around me, year

Go ahead and wrap your arms around me yeah, me yeah

Arms around me, arms around me

Go ahead and wrap your arms around

Arms around me, arms around me

Are you carbide on my nano?

Red glass on my lightbulb

Dark light on my culture

Sapphire in my white gold

Burst out of my chest and

Hide out in the vents, my

Blood beats, so alive might

Bite right through your lenses, its

Midnight in my mind’s eye

Drowning out the daylight

Godspeed to my enemies that be

Asking for that callsign

You know the behaviour

Canines of the saviour

Glory to the legion

Trauma for the neighbours

So go ahead and wrap your arms around me

Arms around around, arms around me, yeah

Go ahead and wrap your arms around me

Arms around me, arms around me, yeah

Go ahead and wrap your arms around me

Arms around me, arms around me, yeah

Go ahead and wrap your arms around me

Arms around me, arms around me, yeah

I’ve got solar flares for your dead gods

Space dust for your fuel rods

Dark days for your solstice

Dancing through the depths of

Hellfire on the winds that

Started from within, my

Blood bears so alive, might

Tear right through my skin, so

Tell me what you meant by

Living past your half-life

In lockstep with the universe

And you’re well-versed in the afterlife

You know that I’m sanctified by what’s below

No matter what you do, no matter where you go

And you might be the one to take away the pain and let my mind go quiet

And nothing else is quite the same as how I feel when I’m at your side

Come on, come on

Out from underneath who you were

Come on, come on now

You know that it’s time to emerge

Go ahead and wrap your arms around me

Arms around me, arms around me

You might be the one to take away the pain and let my mind go quiet

And nothing else is quite the same as how I feel when I’m at you’re side

[bonncy]

Even in Arcadia...

[marisatomay]

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

[marisatomay]

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[catchymemes]

[kirkendauhl-v2]

[alex51324]

You definitely want to watch the whole way through to see what is being made here, folks.

[swordofwit]

"Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o'clocks in one day."

~ Raising Steam (from Discworld) by Terry Pratchett

Ahhh, Terry Pratchett understood me on a deep spiritual level

[caats]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[identifyingbirdsinposts]

Purple Starling

[xylophonicsynapse]

[homunculus-argument]

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I have been alerted multiple times